Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[My Name is Mud]

and is bad at everything besides crying.

I don't know, he seems pretty bad at that one too, since people are abandoning him left and right and pity donos hardly ever come in.

 

[Kinochet]

Ralph is almost certainly diabetic and just not managing it.

If you remember when he hollered at Brittany Venti/Chrissy Mayr he ran out of breath and sat down & started looking around confused.

In his head, I believe he was imagining the roar of a WWE crowd chanting his name, but it was actually just Tinnitus from his untreated diabetes.

Ralph certainly has not gone to a doctor outside of his eye surgery in Portugal to be tested for diabetes, because that would cost like $50.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He literally has 0 talent and is bad at everything besides crying.

Now that’s not fair. Ethan is a distinguished talent in the realm of being a nigger trash trainwreck. He’s extremely talented at being shameless and pathetic. He’s also exceptionally stupid. It takes talent to step on 15 rakes a day for years on end and keep going.

 

[Tobias]

Ralph is fantasizing about the demise of daddy Jim.

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Where's the crying from Jim?

The man's asking some pretty pertinent questions about a payment processor run by fucking lunatics who will Dox and Swat people they don't like.

 

[Kinochet]

Where's the crying from Jim?

The man's asking some pretty pertinent questions about a payment processor run by fucking lunatics who will Dox and Swat people they don't like.

oBsEssEd

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph’s oral thrush probably came from eating out black cumdumpsters. It’s a yeast infection. I’d say it was from eating out Mantsu but we know those two don’t have sex. I’m also sure Meigh’s lifelong crime scene vagina looks like a raw hamburger meat hoola hoop after pushing the fat daughter of a fat queer out of it. Ethan would only be into that if she were black.

 

[Nevermore Fish]

It’s crazy how little engagement on twitter he gets considering his number of followers.

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This isn’t a brag. I’m just a regular person with 200 followers of pretty much friends, family, and acquaintances related to various hobbies. If I were to post a un-captioned picture of a garden plant I would wager more people with interact with it than a majority of Ralph’s tweets.

Hmmm, why does Pantsu write exactly like Ralph ... It's like you can almost hear him hollering through the tweet.

 

[Wodanaz]

It’s crazy how little engagement on twitter he gets considering his number of followers.

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This isn’t a brag. I’m just a regular person with 200 followers of pretty much friends, family, and acquaintances related to various hobbies. If I were to post a un-captioned picture of a garden plant I would wager more people with interact with it than a majority of Ralph’s tweets.

You know how you can see a tweet's metrics after you post it? I'd be curious to see what Ralphs look like. I imagine its just a bunch of people who look, but don't interact. To post here. Lots of impressions, no engagement.

 

[northstar747]

Jim crying about powerchat at 5am, the time where some wake up and go to work, he's mad!
-- signed, Ethan Oliver Ralph, streamed for over 4 hours to no one at 1am.

I guess thats one benifit of doing coke/meth.

Remember when he would cancle streams for stupid reasons

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph is fantasizing about the demise of daddy Jim.

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Jim's not really crying, he's trying to get the ball rolling to get your money cut off, Ralph.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I like how in Tomlinson's thread everyone there days Ralph is a better father, but in Ralph's thread everyone says Tomlinson is the better influence on his child (having none).

We need to settle this. How do we arrange a death match between these two? Winner takes the others children, and the bottom half of the others spouse.

Ethan Ralph, picture of health, jerks it to thought of Jim dying. Winning!!!!!!

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The only person on this site who’s as pathetic and stupid (and fat) as Gunt is Pat Tomlinson. But at least Pat abandoned his daughter so she’d be free from his poisonous influence on her life. Imagine being Rozy and your Google results were fucked while you were still in utero. For that and other reasons, a name change is in her future. Jade Augustine has a nice ring to it.

 

[GaryGrey]

Ralph is fantasizing about the demise of daddy Jim.

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Odd that Ralph thinks waking up at 5 am to 6 am is abnormal considering he has a dog and an infant. Both of those things tend to be up right before dawn and make sure you are up as well. Guess having to stream after the boss baby from 1 am to 4 am makes it easy to fall back asleep after letting the dog out and making May change the diaper.

 

[HarrySachz]

Ralph is fantasizing about the demise of daddy Jim.

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Where's jim crying about Powerchat?

 

[DewsLit]

Where's jim crying about Powerchat?

This is Jim crying, according to Ralph.

 

[make_it_so]

Ralph is fantasizing about the demise of daddy Jim.


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I bet you that even with the CancerAids, Jim manages to outlive Ralph.

 

[Kinochet]

Daddy Jim tweeted about a fan art depicting Ralph obese and eating shit. Clearly his own fans are fucking with him.

Ralph said IT'S NOT POOOOOO!

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

This is Jim crying, according to Ralph.

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Anybody that paypigs cozy in general and Ethan Ralph in particular have absolutely zero self-preservation instincts. At least DSP allows his detractors to relatively safely donate.

I guess I can't comprehend Ralph's galaxy brain but making it actively dangerous for even trolls to donate to him probably isn't good for his long-term prospects as a content creator. On the other hand, it'll be pretty funny if he outlives his savings and is forced to get a real job.

 

[break these cuffs]

Anybody that paypigs cozy in general and Ethan Ralph in particular have absolutely zero self-preservation instincts. At least DSP allows his detractors to relatively safely donate.

I guess I can't comprehend Ralph's galaxy brain but making it actively dangerous for even trolls to donate to him probably isn't good for his long-term prospects as a content creator. On the other hand, it'll be pretty funny if he outlives his savings and is forced to get a real job.

Ralph will deal shitty Mexican brick weed before he gets a real job. He will go full full welfare or disability fraud before putting in an honest day's work. He'll hustle people at gas stations for a few bucks at a time. The white nigger fears labor far more than the diseases he could catch from raping a meth addict or the bacteria on a trash burger. Ralph is proud of being a boil on the taint of society.

 

[Angel Dust]

I can see that.

I feel sorry for him.

Fucking why?

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Ralph will deal shitty Mexican brick weed before he gets a real job. He will go full full welfare or disability fraud before putting in an honest day's work. He'll hustle people at gas stations for a few bucks at a time. The white nigger fears labor far more than the diseases he could catch from raping a meth addict or the bacteria on a trash burger. Ralph is proud of being a boil on the taint of society.

I guess you're right. It honestly reminds me of Chris Chan's work ethic.