7-?-2022 NEVER HAPPENED: Ethan Oliver Ralph "visits" a Floridian Aquarium - Fat Neonazi Dolphin becomes the new attraction.

FinnSven said:
Maybe, but what I am wondering is if Ralph will think he is safe if he confronts the guy at his work place?

“Customer is always right” kind of thinking.


So if Ralph confronted with just a bit of Gunt slapping and tried to be physically intimidating, the Nate would be best off just radioing for the aquarium security?

Which actually would be massively funnier, seeing Ralph loose it with some security guards and try to get the police on his side over internet beef?
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Ralph has never confronted anyone. It's all fake kayfabe wrestling shit so he can seem like a tough guy for his sycophants.

"I'm gonna go to his work and ruin his life!"
"You're so badass, Ralph! Christ is king!"
 
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He's not going to personally confront Nate. Rather, he's planning on passing out flyers around Nate's workplace (like what totally happened with Gator). :lol: He's not kidding this time, ayylawgs!
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Ralph DEMANDS an apology from @Alinktothefacts, or else he swears on his mother's grave that he will print out copies of the article and go put them under the windshield wipers of all the cars around where @Alinktothefacts works.
To prevent this, the apology must be written to Amanda Morris within the next day (and this stream was from yesterday), and it must be posted on the Kiwifarms. Ralph insists it's not a "joke" like when he said he was going to Jim's house. 🌈
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"As my daddy used to say, 'Hide and fucking watch me' if you don't believe it." 🤔
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Temperance XIV said:
He's not going to personally confront Nate. Rather, he's planning on passing out flyers around Nate's workplace (like what totally happened with Gator). :lol: He's not kidding this time, ayylawgs!
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Can you image how hard the aquarium staff would laugh at this fat ugly bastard passing out some convoluted flier crying about how one of their employees posted texts his pedo loving baby mama sent him?

Nate should hang it on the break room cork board so all the staff with the day off get a good laugh when they return.

But we all know Ralph won’t do shit. He’s working on getting an apartment so Rozy and Pedo Pantsu don’t have to live at Harry’s house until 2040.
 
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Great now I am reimagining Star Trek IV where the alien probe searches for whales as the alien probe mistaking Ralph for a humpback.
 
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WE HAVE HOLLERING!!!!
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I'm absolutely pumped to see Ralph get his ass kicked for a THIRD time
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All that he has to do is show the employers the pink man is a Z-tier white nationalist streamer trying to prosecute a PoC because of racism and the fact he tried to warn others about the pedo tendencies of his horse.
The optics of this case would be clear, if Gunty was not a all talk no action bitch.
 
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Let's predict which lie Ralph will go with when asked why he didn't end up going to this dude's place of employment. Mine is:

"I totally would have killed that faggot bitch, but I actually don't want to catch a murder charge and abandon my fiance and child whose name I don't recall at the moment."
 
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metroid_fetish said:
Let's predict which lie Ralph will go with when asked why he didn't end up going to this dude's place of employment. Mine is:

"I totally would have killed that faggot bitch, but I actually don't want to catch a murder charge and abandon my fiance and child whose name I don't recall at the moment."
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I think he will just pretend like it was never a thing he said he would do, or he just says that he showed but Nate was not working that day.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Most likely not, but it's up the the district attorney. The aggressor still has to present a deadly threat or be threatening significant bodily injury. Getting charged and pushed doesn't meet that burden. What usually does is that type of aggression plus a weapon. In the case of unarmed aggressors, you're usually talking about someone who has been struck or is in a vulnerable position. Let's say you get sucker punched from behind and as you lay on the ground you see the aggressor mount you and prepare to pound you into the pavement. You've likely taken two hits to the head already and you're facing being beaten unconscious or having your head cracked open. That would would likely be viewed as a scenario where deadly force is justified.
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I believe a jury could find an aggressive alcoholic felon that is nearly 100 pounds heavier than you a credible threat for serious bodily harm against a marine biology nerd. Ethan Oliver Ralph has a history of violence, issuing threats of severe injury , and consistent reckless behavior. This man was simply distributing texts and and answering questions on a drama forum. Ralph intends on going to his workplace already paints in as the aggressor. This is not heat of the moment aggression. Ethan is premeditated in his malice. Who knows what Ethan is capable of? If I were @Alinktothefacts I would be terrified for the safety of my co-workers and myself. The behavior that @Alinktothefacts is aware of that Ethan is very unstable, very large, and very violent individual. I bet @Alinktothefacts fears for life and does not have a duty to retreat in the state of Florida. Who knows what could happen if this young man was swept into the heat of the moment when he is trying to defend himself.
 
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This constant threatening of people gets less and less dangerous when the target can point out to their employer that the threats come from a violent felon, convicted sex offender, groomer, child support dodger, new born abandoning, twice assed-kicked in Portugal, 5'1", quad-titted, AIDS-riddled, gunted manlet retard that he simply talked about on the internet.

Even if he went to the work place the only thing he will do is holler in the parking lot that he's here, wait nervously for 5 mins, then declare the guy a coward for not coming out and waddle away as fast as possible before anyone can even tell the guy there's an obese midget looking for him.

Ethan Ralph is too much of a pussy to do anything else.
 
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Since Ralph is too busy making empty threats and getting drunker/fatter at BA flophouse to go house hunting I figured I help Pantsu and Rozy out.

I found the perfect Tampa crack shack for the Ralph-Morris family:


I’m sure it will remind Ralph of Ronnie’s old home place. Unfortunately Gunt cannot afford this relatively inexpensive home but they might be able to swing rent at $1600 a month.

I truly hope Gunt moves to Tampa to rent an even worse shithole that costs double what their previous shithole did. The sweltering heat will be good for Gunt.

Judging by Ralph’s current progress I figure May will be living at Daddy Harry’s until Rozy drops out of high school. Ralph’s plan seem to be getting BA to rent him the lower bunk bed.
 
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CamelToe said:
He won’t do shit, anything that makes him walk more than a couple feet he will avoid, unless it’s walking to find some underage hookers. Him thinking his midget ass can take on Link is laughable. @Alinktothefacts just bring all the primos and make this fat fuck into carnitas
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Hey don't forget, this is the guy that threatened to walk a mile just to spite all us mutherfuggers by gettin healthy. Choose your next words carefully big guy.
 
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The Aquarium is getting a new animal
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