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Gay interracial porn plus Saw is just what Pat's cooking show would be like.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Gay interracial porn plus Saw is just what Pat's cooking show would be like.
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When the hell do you think Rick has time to shammy his shitstang when there is so much drinking and childing he needs to do?
Torque Wheeler
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You ever see those bot-generated blogs when you Google car repairs? The ones that just scrape information from forums and repost them on the blog for advertising bucks? The ones formated by a pajeet?
Those are more useful and have more reads than his blog ever will.
Those are more useful and have more reads than his blog ever will.
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14 reasons why patrick S. On February 6th 2013, Mr.Patrick Thomas was born, weighing 7lb 3oz.He grew up being very overweight until the moment he turned six years old, when his father suddenly passed away. As time progressed, he continued having trouble shedding weight due to the fact that he wasn't given adequate nutrition since infancy.He is known as "Fat Pat" by everybody because of his big stomach size, chubby body build, thick legs, wide hips and large buttocks.
Patrick S. was born in 1954 and has been overweight since birth.He believes that his diet of pizza and beer is responsible for him becoming obese, due to poor personal choices.Therefore, he wants to change himself and become more physically active and start exercising to ensure that he stays fit.As far as weight loss goes, he says that regular exercise increases metabolism and burns calories faster than normal.His efforts include joining sports clubs and playing football.Caffeinated beverage manufacturers claim that their products are beneficial because they give people energy.Studies prove otherwise; caffeine does cause heart problems and nervous system disorders such as anxiety and insomnia.
Patrick, who died last week due to heart attack, was overweight and had no exercise regime until two weeks before his untimely demise.When asked why he ate unhealthy stuff, Mr.Tomlinson replied, "I didn't want to lose my figure."Mr.Thomas' mother, Barbara said, "He couldn't stand the thought of having a big belly," adding, "he wanted to look nice."What did he gain through exercising regularly?As far as we know, all scientific experts agree that fossil fuels are bad for us; for example, gasoline pollutes our atmosphere, diesel fuel smoggers the air, coal releases carbon dioxide (CO2), oil spills kill marine life and even methane released by landfills could harm underground wells.Yet, it's easy to find politicians and opinion makers arguing against measures intended to lessen dependence on fossil fuels. Why?
Most overweight people tend to become obese due to poor diet choices made regularly day to day.The effect of global warming cannot be denied.Warm temperatures have already triggered droughts affecting crops and killing livestock and wildlife.The consequences include famine, migration, death, injury and disease.Many governments have come together to support efforts to limit greenhouse emissions through treaties, laws, taxation, funding projects, and international collaboration.
Having weighed up all arguments, it is clear that it is better to consume food produced from renewable sources such as plants, rather of relying on non-renewable ones like petrol, natural gas, diesel etc., which can cause serious health issues.In fact, they emit CO2, methane and pollutants, including carcinogenic hydrocarbons. Moreover, such substances affect climate changes negatively.
Patrick S. was born in 1954 and has been overweight since birth.He believes that his diet of pizza and beer is responsible for him becoming obese, due to poor personal choices.Therefore, he wants to change himself and become more physically active and start exercising to ensure that he stays fit.As far as weight loss goes, he says that regular exercise increases metabolism and burns calories faster than normal.His efforts include joining sports clubs and playing football.Caffeinated beverage manufacturers claim that their products are beneficial because they give people energy.Studies prove otherwise; caffeine does cause heart problems and nervous system disorders such as anxiety and insomnia.
Patrick, who died last week due to heart attack, was overweight and had no exercise regime until two weeks before his untimely demise.When asked why he ate unhealthy stuff, Mr.Tomlinson replied, "I didn't want to lose my figure."Mr.Thomas' mother, Barbara said, "He couldn't stand the thought of having a big belly," adding, "he wanted to look nice."What did he gain through exercising regularly?As far as we know, all scientific experts agree that fossil fuels are bad for us; for example, gasoline pollutes our atmosphere, diesel fuel smoggers the air, coal releases carbon dioxide (CO2), oil spills kill marine life and even methane released by landfills could harm underground wells.Yet, it's easy to find politicians and opinion makers arguing against measures intended to lessen dependence on fossil fuels. Why?
Most overweight people tend to become obese due to poor diet choices made regularly day to day.The effect of global warming cannot be denied.Warm temperatures have already triggered droughts affecting crops and killing livestock and wildlife.The consequences include famine, migration, death, injury and disease.Many governments have come together to support efforts to limit greenhouse emissions through treaties, laws, taxation, funding projects, and international collaboration.
Having weighed up all arguments, it is clear that it is better to consume food produced from renewable sources such as plants, rather of relying on non-renewable ones like petrol, natural gas, diesel etc., which can cause serious health issues.In fact, they emit CO2, methane and pollutants, including carcinogenic hydrocarbons. Moreover, such substances affect climate changes negatively.
Thanks, Smodin.io. First one not to call my prompts 'dangerous,' cucks.
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This is someone so stupid he failed English class.
Why are you surprised?
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Fat, your drive to Hooligans isn't a very good test. You're in the middle of a major metropolitan area guaranteed to have excellent radio coverage. What about road trips between big cities?
The idiot knows enough to recognize that a shorter antenna might have reception problems, but not enough to know when the problem will manifest. Or he just thinks he can skirt around the problem by not telling his audience that he drove five minutes from his house to the bar.
What a lazy, fat pig.
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I also expect he fat and stupid enough to not understand why he can't stick a bent coathanger on the roof of his wife's house and get Directv. A satellite dish is just a directional antenna after all.
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Fatomanic posting to twitter to reminisce on creepshots past. Completely ignoring the clearly uncomfortable faces of the people in the cars, he snaps a candid shot of a car he'll never own, knowing that he's going back to his custom straight-four Mustang with a stubby ™.
Pictured: A justifiable response to a pigman holding his camera at you.
Pictured: A justifiable response to a pigman holding his camera at you.
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Torque Wheeler seems like a pretty knowledgeable guy. It's not car related but I hope he'll publish a guide on how to put in a fence.
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Or the uses of salt when gardening.
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I want him to explain how road salt in northern US regions actually enhance corrosion resistance.
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I keep reading it as Tongue Wheeler which could also fit Fatrick.
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When Patrick does a menial chore but still hasn't shared it with complete strangers online after 5 minutes elapsed.
Unscrewing an old antenna and screwing the new one with your fingers, under a minute of work. Most people wouldn't think twice about it and this pig writes an entire article about it to pat himself on the back.
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His next article will be "how to add windshield washer fluid" or "how to turn on the radio".
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Imagine being such an absolute void that you expect compliments for trimming your toenails.
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Just the other day, my husband was telling me that Porshes are the archetypal car of the trust-fund teenage girl. It totally makes sense that this is Fat's dream car.
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So you just unscrew the old one and screw on the new one? God, he's a stupid asshole. I'm not a "grease monkey" but I have had to replace antennas before and it can be way more complicated than just screwing a new one on. Some cars have a wire that runs from the top of the antenna into the car radio and if that breaks off with the old antenna it turns into a nightmare. You have to take the dashboard apart to get the radio out of the car, plug the new wire into the back of the radio and then run it out through the firewall, through the inside of the fender and up to the hole where the antenna goes. It. fucking. sucks. My apartment in college was next to bunch of bars and people would break the antennas off cars all the time. What kind of fat, stupid asshole writes this garbage? It's funny that he thinks this makes him look good. He even says that the stubby antenna will improve the aerodynamics of your car and will help fuel efficiency. Watch out Elon. Porque Squalor is coming for you. He's an engineer now.
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Mike's a hardcore Christian, I don't think he went through the TDS stuff. Frank Conniff and Bill Corbett are the ones with loathsome politics.
Compositesludge
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Wrong about everything, stalker. Now excuse me while I obliterate my automobile with a car wash hadouken.
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Porsches are generally well engineered driving machines designed by German engineers. Their styling is mocked because it's largely unchanged through many decades. Plenty of drivers with more money and experience than I feel they have no soul. It's not that they wholey bad cars, it's that they feel hollow to some people. I've only driven and never owned, so even faggots like John Flynt can call me a poor nigger hater because I don't have a pet chink to buy me one.