Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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oh god my ears, Lucas is watching his own video where TheSerfs (Yaniv Jr. lookin' ass mf) and him are autism cackling and then Lucas is laughing in reaction to the video. Kill me. Also, his editor is dogshit and Lucas praises him so hard like "no pls ur so good at editing, haha don't leave me ur so cheap to pay"

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Lucas is going live. But that’s not important. Lucas was right, the dox was incorrect.
The dox was wrong? Didn't Lucas say in the previous private messages that @Hal sent that he was infact doxed, implying it was correct?
Funny fish break = "BABE DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING THEY GOT US"
If the dox was incorrect, why does Lucas keep having panic-fueled fishbreaks over it? Do ones of his mods dm that he's been presumably doxed, and said mods assume that it's right because they don't know where he lives?

Nevertheless, congratulations on the findings. lol.
 
The dox was wrong? Didn't Lucas say in the previous private messages that @Hal sent that he was infact doxed, implying it was correct?

If the dox was incorrect, why does Lucas keep having panic-fueled fishbreaks over it? Do ones of his mods dm that he's been presumably doxed, and said mods assume that it's right because they don't know where he lives?

Nevertheless, congratulations on the findings. lol.
He has tons of his mods be faggot ass thread-readers and he reads his own thread too.
 
That methed out idiot is Lucas’s partner? For fucks sake Lucas I know it’s hard but maybe next time you’re at the Golden Corral you can let him into the buffet line. Or throw him one of the burritos from your “Taco Bell family fun sized lard pack”. I know that only leaves you with 87 burritos but if ya wanna lose weight ya gotta be a little hungry.
 
oh god my ears, Lucas is watching his own video where TheSerfs (Yaniv Jr. lookin' ass mf) and him are autism cackling and then Lucas is laughing in reaction to the video. Kill me. Also, his editor is dogshit and Lucas praises him so hard like "no pls ur so good at editing, haha don't leave me ur so cheap to pay"

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I'd have to look back, but has this faggot just been piling on the pounds in the few months he's had a thread? Could it be that the constant "stress" of combatting the farms (with all the efficacy of a limp, non-existent dick) has his mutilated body storing lard from Taco Bell like its preparing for the apocalypse?

Keep it packin', chonker. Have another burrito for me.
 
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Wonder who could’ve taken this? Image is mirrored for reading the restaurant’s name.
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Anyway, here’s some fucking autism:
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Hmm, window view.
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Now that’s better.
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That’s familiar.
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Now let’s check Canada 411.
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Bonus Tim Hortons and rail line.
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Fuck you Lucas, Mangoranch always wins.
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Thanks to @Winter, @Sprate Header, @themasterlurker, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, @Sexual Meatball Sub, and @coomer mcgee.
Gonna expand a bit on why we think Lucas is actually in London living with his parter and not Toronto, as canada411 may suggest. First off, every time Lucas has to mention a location, he always mentions London, a rather specific city near Toronto. He states so in the WaPo piece and in other places that i can't specifically remember right now. Second off, we have a wikipedia edit from an IP in the London area removing Keffals's location (London) from the article as it "can be used to dox [him] further.
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This could have been Lucas or his partner Alex, or simply just a fan from the same area. (TekSavvy is an ISP that services London)
The best information we get on Lucas's location comes from his train autism. As identified earlier, the train pictured below is a GO train that travels around the Toronto area.
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This was tweeted at 5:03 Lucas' time, we'll use 4:03 my time for simplicity's sake. I assume this photo was tweeted after the aforementioned train nap, meaning the train left the station a couple or so hours before the tweet. Checking the GO train times we get this:
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London to toronto. Leaves at 5:18 AM.
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Toronto to london. Trains leave at 4:14 PM and 4:44 PM.
Note these are current schedules, so no guarantees the schedule was exactly the same in December of last year as it is now. But if the general idea of a morning train to Toronto and couple evening trains to London was the same, then Lucas must have been taking a GO train back to London in this tweet (and not the other way around). I assume he took a non-GO train to get to Toronto that morning and returned the same day to London via GO train. He started streaming after this train ride, so wherever the train took him is where he resides.
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Lastly, he mentions visiting his mother every week:
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We know his mother is still living in London. If he were to be living in Toronto and traveling to visit his mother every week via train, Lucas's train autism would mean we would be inundated with even more train tweets than we already get.
Overall, I think the evidence leans heavily in favor of Lucas actually indeed living in London, like he's always told us. If so, much appreciation and thanks to his train autism for helping us figure this one out.

Oh and just finished writing all this, but I think the cat from Alex's instagram also being on Lucas's stream with his full streaming setup behind him confirms he lives with his partner and, thus, potentially confirms the dox.
Semper Fi, kitty :semperfidelis:
 
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This is still unfunny.
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Quarter Pounder has had enough. He chose to get banned rather than just block Lucas.
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Boo hoo, you’ll live.
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Based Quarter Pounder for once.
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Male humor
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This is really fucking gay.
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Hey Lucas, since you seem to endorse this tactic, got any sponsors? Remember, there are no bad tactics, only bad targets.
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This is why you have a thread.
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Would be amazing if QP ends up banned from Twitter by straight up saying fuck it all and calling Lucas a man faggot.

What Lucas doesn't realize is that, should QP be kicked off Twitter, he's liable to have his own, larger army of speds who will look for any shit they can to sling at Lucas. Way to indirectly highlight your shitty past.
 
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He didn’t get you banned on Twitter. Also, attacking sponsors is not equivalent to going #RIPBOZO at someone getting banned on Twitter. How the fuck is Quarter Pounder completely in the right here (unless you count going #RIPBOZO and misgendering as some great crime)?
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Bowblax really is a faggot.

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Found this thread on the funny cat site, thought it was funny enough to share here.

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Yes because feelings don’t affect someone’s finances. Attacking Quarter Pounder’s sponsors now will also lead to any of your sponsors in the future being attacked.
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today i learned tweeting at someone's sponsors is worse than calling a trans person a pedophile to 1 million subscribers on youtube and misgendering them and saying they aren't a woman
Again, like with the whole "oh wow so womens reproductive rights are more important than trans issues?" - yes, you retard. People care more about their ability to put food on the table than muh misgendering. I'm sure this is hard to understand if you're a twitch streamer whose entire world is internet tranny bullshit.
 
Would be amazing if QP ends up banned from Twitter by straight up saying fuck it all and calling Lucas a man faggot.

What Lucas doesn't realize is that, should QP be kicked off Twitter, he's liable to have his own, larger army of speds who will look for any shit they can to sling at Lucas. Way to indirectly highlight your shitty past.
Our boy Hambley has nearly sixty times Keffals' subscriberbase on Youtube alone, and over double his follower count on Twitter, almost all of which is organic.

Say what you will about Jeremy being an obnoxious sped at times (you'll be right), he's capable of drawing an audience and entertaining such an audience, he usually tries to have fun with what he's doing, and, critically, he's been willing to take his metaphorical (and occasionally literal) lumps.

Keffals, meanwhile, is completely illegitimate. Keffie's reach is hilariously overinflated, and essentially boils down to having botted the whole thing. Keffals will never be as popular as DarkSydePhil (who has ten times his Youtube audience), let alone Jeremy, and this, clearly, is a sore spot, because Keffie's been having their rabid followers continue to press the issue.

The part that's amazing though is that Keffie does not see exactly how fucking damaging going this route is will be. He's essentially trying to turn himself into a baby Carlos Maza over something infinitely more pathetic and petty. After failing to get Jeremy to show up for a debate that would be completely one-sided and on his terms, Keffals sent an army of shitheads to provoke the issue, created a fucking clone account to try to piss him off, used his multiple bot-enabled accounts to try to prop one another up and get the word out during this offensive, repeatedly went after him with the hope of pissing Jeremy off until Hambly finally had enough and snapped, at which point the cockhead went crying to Twitter in the hopes of getting him sent to the naughty corner, while, at the same time, attacking Jeremy's advertisers, in a move so blatant that multiple other users with reach that fucking dwarfs Jeremy's (such as Ricky Berwick, with nearly three and a half million subs) have unironically told him to fuck off:



Keffals has literally embraced a tactic that, on Youtube, is fucking reviled, because it's the shit that triggered the Adpocalypse.
And for what? Because the motherfucker was mad at the internet.

Keep going, Keffie. This won't lead to countless more people learning about you and subsequently learning to hate your guts, I promise.
 
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