Shinzo Abe Assassination

Who did it?


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Fuck I actually liked him. All his successors have been finding ways to appease Globohomo and sell Japan.



The liberal democratic party in Russia is unironically a far right monarchist party, name doesn't mean much

and plus once he left all his successor PMs were globohomo
I hate globohomo, I fucking hate globohomo murdering my heroes.
 
I'm aware but you can be much more precise in your language than "heart failure" for someone who just got blasted in the back with a shotgun. They should have said they're in cardiac arrest, not heart failure.

It was local news and local news is usually staffed by retards anyway.
It could also be a bad translation to english too.
 
I'm aware but you can be much more precise in your language than "heart failure" for someone who just got blasted in the back with a shotgun. They should have said they're in cardiac arrest, not heart failure.

It was local news and local news is usually staffed by retards anyway.
Ah, if that's your issue, then yeah it's probably your local news thinking "cardiopulmonary arrest" sounds too technical and tried to put it in "plain english" for the notification, not understanding that heart failure is something different.
 
Looks like either Abe got grazed but its a fucking shotgun, no escaping that without getting either close-to-fatal or fatal damage, or his blazer is covering the real damage.
Dick Cheney shot someone in the face with a shotgun and they survived, there's a shit ton of variables that can affect how deadly a shotgun is.
 
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Different image with the gun in his hands.
I say there are 5 possibilities for who did this:
  1. Schizoid NEET, like the one at Kyoto Animation Tragedy
  2. Pacifist who hates the rearming of Japan, especially since Abe is responsible for it
  3. An extreme ultranationalist, yes there are people even more right than Abe and co
  4. People who hates the current inflation and economic downturn in Japan, and blamed them to the LDP
  5. Yakuza
Guess I'm gonna have to go with #1 for this one. Shooter looks young, skinny, devoid of any visible tattoos, and has a hairstyle that is the norm in Japan. He may have a thing/interest/hobby for 3D printing and/or guns, may also have recently picked up on info on how to hand-load ammunition, and - just out of the blue and like a Japanese autist - decided, "Fuck this, what would happen if I were to assassinate a high-profile political party member today?"

Coincidentally, there's supposed to be an election coming up on July 10 for the Japanese House of Councillors, so a lot of candidates are out in the field gathering public support and conducting speeches.
 
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Most likely a CIA glownigger. Abe wanted to boot American forces from Japan. From all we've seen we're gearing toward a major war. He might have been the only thing keeping Japan from being completely fucked.
Japan might as well go out in a glorious banzai charge attempting to recreate the Rape of Nanking instead of the slow demographic collapse they're experiencing now.
 
Looks like the kid made himself a sawed off shotgun. Kept it stuffed in his bag and hit Ol Abe with a blast or two from behind.

If the barrel was short enough to fit in a waist bag then it he would have to be close to Abe's back, or get lucky. Since it did hit, and the damage is severe I'd say it was loaded with a slug.

The question is

Will the power of anime be enough for Abe to pull through?


Sounds like it hurt
 

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