Shinzo Abe Assassination

[ShoFuKan]

Abe had to step down from his position back in 2020 because of his health.

Rectal Ulcers. Nasty honestly. Plus he was in his mid 60s by this time. He was getting old and just wanted to retire.

Could the CCP Have a role in this?

Doubtful. While there are memes floating around Bilibili, state media reports mostly shocked and forgin affairs department issued a statement hoping he'd recover.

Curious as to the shooter's motives.

As has been stated before, he did want to kill Abe but it seems a spur of the moment thing, making the gun because he could then finding Abe speaking before him. Rather than a meticulous planned attack that took months. Abe only joined the campaign trail a week ago, if I recall.

Doctors on ANN are giving a press-conference.

 

[Exceptional individualist]

My lefty friend is trying to spin this as "SEE GUYS GUN CONTROL DOES WORK"

Did your friend like Abe, because this stinks of “it’s ok when we do it”

Also walked right into the pro gun argument that the only people left with guns will be criminals

After seeing what acknowledging national atrocities has done for the west I think they might have the right idea, frankly.

What atrocities? Seriously I can think of any.
Maybe if other cultures were less garbage they wouldn’t need to complain about the west big-dicking then all the time

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

 

[エボラちゃん]

散るをいとふ
世にも人にも
さきがけて
散るこそ花と
吹く小夜嵐

 

[ShoFuKan]

Press-conference starting.

 

[Clarence Big Boss]

RIP, good bye Abe. You were based

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

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Threw together a quick meme to make it official:

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Fuck, they're 100% coming for your 3d printers.

didn't know my cheap 3d printers can print lead pipes, but that's cool. Guess it's time to start downloading [REDACTED].

(Edit: By redacted, I of course mean tasteful pin up figurines of popular vtuber models, says the poster who suddenly feels the eye of sauron on his back.)

 

[Disheveled Human]

Everyone is Talking about Abe, lets talk about the shooter who rised up.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Once in a while Japan shows it can be absolutely fucking wild. RIP Abe, you seemed like a good guy.

 

[NSJAP]

repost from TRS thread

 

[Table Country]

Watching ANN. They have a quote from the suspect on screen: 殺そうと思ってやった "I thought about killing him and did it."

Kinda based tbh

 

[Fools Idol]

ANN saying that the gun was held together from tape and glue.

Ah, a classic.

 

[Rezza]

The mainland chinks are celebrating after the news just dropped

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The mainland chinks are celebrating after the news just dropped

Of course they are. They're fucking savages.

 

[MarcoFakeAccount]

Higher res image of the gun, with a very weird photobomb from bike dude

Def. has electronics on the underside, most likely the firing mechanism

 

[Johnny Salami]

RIP King
Hope your people crawl out of this clown world

 

[ShoFuKan]

News from the press-conference finally starting to filter through.

 

[Glowie]

Oops

News came in over just 3 minutes ago, I was on the shitter. I double check claims made here just to be sure.

News lag is real and apparently the shooter in question was ex military who is so either
A) Pacifist
B) Batshit insane
It'll take few hours to either find schizophrenic ramblings or a manifesto that will be kept away from public for years or at least until the court case ends.

Premeditated murder is obvious end result.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Threw together a quick meme to make it official:

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Assad should be the eternal benevolent leader of Syria and please do not kill me.