Shinzo Abe Assassination

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Cavalier Cipolla said:
Isn't Japan experiencing DEflation?
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"Deflation"
Oh no.... I think I know who did this now
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Keystone said:
I absolutely will shit on his security for their reaction time there;
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I believe utter incompetence killed the former Copulator-in-Chief, for his security did not only seem to be unfamiliar with the sound of gunfire, but completely failed to identify the threat before the first shot was fired. Not only did they fail to react in time, but they also chose to react in bizarre ways; instead of physically dragging the Sex Shogun down from the pedestal and away from a easy line of fire, they elected to attempt shielding him with a tiny briefcase. Instead of exerting force remotely via ballistic delivery of lead, they chose to run down and tackle an armed man.

Had these worthless mongoloids made a conscientious effort to ensure the welfare of their lord, chances are Abe would be having sex right as we speak.
 
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Rose Breeder said:
I believe utter incompetence killed the former Copulator-in-Chief, for his security did not only seem to be unfamiliar with the sound of gunfire, but completely failed to identify the threat before the first shot was fired. Not only did they fail to react in time, but they also chose to react in bizarre ways; instead of physically dragging the Sex Shogun down from the pedestal and away from a easy line of fire, they elected to attempt shielding him with a tiny briefcase. Instead of exerting force remotely via ballistic delivery of lead, they chose to run down and tackle an armed man.

Had these worthless mongoloids made a conscientious effort to ensure the welfare of their lord, chances are Abe would be having sex right as we speak.
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Only in Japan would some shlump try to stop gunfire with a fucking briefcase like in some kind of gay anime. I'm shocked he didn't do some power ranger pose first and talk about the honor of his clan's briefcase and how the briefcase has the mystical power of ancient dragons to only stop a very tiny area of bullet spread.
 
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Rose Breeder said:
I believe utter incompetence killed the former Copulator-in-Chief, for his security did not only seem to be unfamiliar with the sound of gunfire, but completely failed to identify the threat before the first shot was fired. Not only did they fail to react in time, but they also chose to react in bizarre ways; instead of physically dragging the Sex Shogun down from the pedestal and away from a easy line of fire, they elected to attempt shielding him with a tiny briefcase. Instead of exerting force remotely via ballistic delivery of lead, they chose to run down and tackle an armed man.

Had these worthless mongoloids made a conscientious effort to ensure the welfare of their lord, chances are Abe would be having sex right as we speak.
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It's ok, he's having sex in what ever version of heaven god puts non-white people in.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Only in Japan would some shlump try to stop gunfire with a fucking briefcase like in some kind of gay anime. I'm shocked he didn't do some power ranger pose first and talk about the honor of his clan's briefcase and how the briefcase has the mystical power of ancient dragons to only stop a very tiny area of bullet spread.
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It's pretty common in executive protection to have something like that with a ballistic panel in it, but his employment of it was at the least unusual, lol
 
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Cold Root Beer said:
I like the world where the assassin was driven mad by the noisy nurseries built next to his house and decided to enact his revenge on the person who signed their MEIWAKU into existence.
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Why you out here describing the backstory of vegeta from dbz where kakafaggot cries and makes vegetable the big mad fag he is lol
 
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waffle said:
It's pretty common in executive protection to have something like that with a ballistic panel in it, but his employment of it was at the least unusual, lol
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At least give the dude a bulletproof vest!

"Sir, would you wear this vest? It's for your safety."
"Nah, man. Makes me look chunky."
"OK, well, I guess this tiny suitcase will have to do. I'll like, try to cover your face with it if shit goes down. Or your heart. You know, whatever is being targeted, maybe. Also we can carry some pepsi's in it and my Cool Runnings DVD later for the after party."
 
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I definitely feel like this is some loser losing it/looking for infamy.
Shooter looks like a young faggy neet probably a zoomie commie groomed by chinks on the internet, a schizo, or just a total sperg looking for attention
I'm not really super familiar with Abe but there's nothing I can recall hearing/seeing about him that makes him stand out from typical center-right boomer conservative politician you'd expect.
 
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