Shinzo Abe Assassination

[TurkishOreo]

i will personally smoke up the president of the united states with an improvised blunderbuss. this is not an ironic joke and is a 100% serious threat. the instructions i received from an attractive woman on discord are completely foolproof and when trump gets back into office he will pardon me.

There are no attractive women on discord those are men.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

MATI bros, we got to cocky.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Weaboobery or not, I can't help but respect a man who tackled the sisyphean task of trying to get young japanese men to pursue actual relationships with actual women.

It's a truly titanic task. I don't think anyone is actually up for it.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I thought Hirohito was in charge over there.

 

[Table Country]

Honestly, if you had a chance to touch a head of states cock and get away with it, wouldn't you take it? It would be worth it just for the clout.

If you had
One chance
Or, one opportunity
To sieze Shinzo Abe's genitals
Would you fondle them?
Or just let them slip?

 

[Fapcop]

Hope he makes it out ok. He was a good leader that prevented rapeugees from coming to Japan

Tbf: That’s every Japanese politician tho, no?

RIP Abe.

Poor guy.

Still not sure whether shooting a politician with a homemade electric gun is some pussy ass incel shit, or ingenious and determined. Not even the crazy, revolutionaries in the Japanese Red Army ever pulled that kinda shit. But fuck the guy who did it.

 

[Judgment Boy]

ATTN, current status:

Moonrune article text:

tl;dr English translation:
Official motive release from Japan according to suspect. The statement of said man Tetsuya Yamagami age 41 was "aiming for a religious group executive" and not Abe. However, said dude wasn't at this meeting that was for a senate approval.

article in japanese

"Oh, no no. Guys, you misunderstand. See, I confused Shinzo Abe for the Pope, and that's who I wanted to kill. The Pope, I mean. Not Abe-sama. Was just a total accident haha sorry about that."

Not quite the defense I was expecting, but you know what. It's bold. Brash. Retarded.

I like it.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, at least the political discourse and gun violence is happening somewhere other than America for once.

So much for having some of the strongest gun laws in world.

Eh… There was a mass shooting in Denmark literally a few days ago.

Shitlib press probably tried to ignore it, but still.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

"Oh, no no. Guys, you misunderstand. See, I confused Shinzo Abe for the Pope, and that's who I wanted to kill. The Pope, I mean. Not Abe-sama. Was just a total accident haha sorry about that."

Not quite the defense I was expecting, but you know what. It's bold. Brash. Retarded.

I like it.

I wonder if it just hit him they’re going to fast track his execution lol

 

[fenny]

That's a bummer, I was hoping he'd pull through but moon rune readers said the terminology the press was using was pretty grim.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Arguing about gun laws when dude literally built his own shotgun, control what? The sale of metal pipe, boards, heavy duty electrical tape and the ingredients to make black powder? The fuck outta here with that autism. No law would have prevented this guy from making his own weapon out of common objects. Yeah sorry buddy there's a ten day waiting period to buy 2x4s lol what the fuck?

Wonder if Japanese MacGyver will commit stop in jail? So much for gun control. If retarded dipshits are hell bent on killing folks they will find a way and no amount of soft posh bois passing laws will stop them.

 

[Fapcop]

https://twitter.com/EVostox/status/1545400661914710016

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the fuck is this iPhone accessory

Goddamnit. Even the jap homemade assassin weapons look really fancy and overengineered.

Sure, he could have covered all the cables but it looks like some kinda cyberpunk-steampunk gun.

How the F did he manage to sneak around with it and not attract attention.

Conspiracy fags going to have a field day with his one.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Tbf: That’s every Japanese politician tho, no?

RIP Abe.

Poor guy.

Still not sure whether shooting a politician with a homemade electric gun is some pussy ass incel shit, or ingenious and determined. Not even the crazy, revolutionaries in the Japanese Red Army ever pulled that kinda shit. But fuck the guy who did it.

Such of a shame, he was a good man too.
Still can't believe Abe had to answer the call like that.

All he ever wanted was for his people to get back on their feet.

RIP Abe.

 

[Meiwaku]

Goddamnit. Even the jap homemade assassin weapons look really fancy and overengineered.

Sure, he could have covered all the cables but it looks like some kinda cyberpunk-steampunk gun.

How the F did he manage to sneak around with it and not attract attention.

Conspiracy fags going to have a field day with his one.

That's not his gun lol.

Also the Amerifags here and on twatter already are. Make it not about the west for 1 page challenge (impossible).

 

[metroid_fetish]

Damn, he got killed by bootleg fireworks. Everyone loves the 4th of July, even the Japanese.

 

[Table Country]

https://twitter.com/EVostox/status/1545400661914710016

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And here I thought only Brazilians were in touch with the Waaagh!, this is some next-level nigga-rigging.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Goddamnit. Even the jap homemade assassin weapons look really fancy and overengineered.

Sure, he could have covered all the cables but it looks like some kinda cyberpunk-steampunk gun.

How the F did he manage to sneak around with it and not attract attention.

Conspiracy fags going to have a field day with his one.

There was video of the speech earlier where the assassin can be seen acting natural, no gun visible. I guess he had a way of hiding it.

 

[Tism the Return]

That's not his gun lol.

Also the Amerifags here and on twatter already are. Make it not about the west for 1 page challenge (impossible).

But muh globohomoguncontrolronamaskruslluminatiggers!

 

[CptnSnshn]

Well, at least the political discourse and gun violence is happening somewhere other than America for once.

So much for having some of the strongest gun laws in world.

Lmao americans.

Hey did you hear some jap leader got shot.

"HERES WHY AMERICA IS THE BEST AND GUN LAWS DON'T WORK"

 

[Matt Damon]

Lmao americans.

Hey did you hear some jap leader got shot.

"HERES WHY AMERICA IS THE BEST AND GUN LAWS DON'T WORK"

What else is there to say about the former leader of an American vassal state?