DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

So the only reason he's "cleaning up his closet" is to find another junk to start a whale-streak again, isn't it?

 

[Agent Proper]

So the only reason he's "cleaning up his closet" is to find another junk to start a whale-streak again, isn't it?

That and digging for props to put onto his cardboard showcase behind him.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Hell the dealership probably did give him courtesy reminders about upcoming maintenance, but committed the cardinal sin and called him. So of course they got ignored, stupid BMW of Bridgeport being detractors and not emailing Phil behind the scenes. But they probably did that too. I’m not an on demand content creator with a 14 year legacy so I could only afford a Nissan, but the service department calls AND emails me whenever I have an upcoming oil change or maintenance due. Never leased a car but I can assume that you have to keep up with the basic maintenance. Just another case of piggy being bad with his money and not taking care of his things. I wonder why he went bankrupt

Lol forget a phone call or email. Everytime I've bought a car from a dealership they mail me weekly about the latest service specials and what warranty work/recalls/routines mileage maintenence my car qualified for or needed. It was a used fucking Mitsubishi outlander 100k+ miles.

Even if I wasn't gonna use the dealership, it was still a good reminder that I had an automobile that needed routine mundane servicing.

You shouldn't have to be reminded that tho. Esp if you buying a fucking BMW with a gimmicky drive train. You should know this is a car that will require regular maintenance. And ignoring that regular maintenance makes you a foool.

Phil treats at 70k car likes its some beater civic you bought for 1000$ and use to just drive to work until its dead and move on to the next one.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Lol forget a phone call or email. Everytime I've bought a car from a dealership they mail me weekly about the latest service specials and what warranty work/recalls/routines mileage maintenence my car qualified for or needed. It was a used fucking Mitsubishi outlander 100k+ miles.

Even if I wasn't gonna use the dealership, it was still a good reminder that I had an automobile that needed routine mundane servicing.

You shouldn't have to be reminded that tho. Esp if you buying a fucking BMW with a gimmicky drive train. You should know this is a car that will require regular maintenance. And ignoring that regular maintenance makes you a foool.

Phil treats at 70k car likes its some beater civic you bought for 1000$ and use to just drive to work until its dead and move on to the next one.

Not to mention every car built in the last 25 years will have a service indicator, which comes on every time you start the engine.

 

[Iron Hamster]

or do you think he saw the posts and went back and played the game off stream to get back to where he was?

That's a theory I can get behind.

Not to mention every car built in the last 25 years will have a service indicator, which comes on every time you start the engine.

So you're saying the car is a detractor right off the assembly line?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

So the only reason he's "cleaning up his closet" is to find another junk to start a whale-streak again, isn't it?

Maybe the wife is making him look for shit to sell and he found a way to monetize that too?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he knows that gamestop isn't some small hyper-local mom-and-pop store in some Mayberry USA that handed out a little home printed flyer and people know all this shit already, right?

and of course most of it is completely wrong

 

[Balr0g]

he knows that gamestop isn't some small hyper-local mom-and-pop store in some Mayberry USA that handed out a little home printed flyer and people know all this shit already, right?

and of course most of it is completely wrong

I wonder if he ever heard of the Gamestop rebellion last year. That was some great entertainment

 

[Iron Hamster]

Holy fuck. Did he actually go to a college or was he sent to scientology? Goes up to 1:32:05

 

[Chernabog3000]

I love when he talks about things with such certainty.

"The airline industry never recovered after 9/11"

Phil you silly little fuck.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

stuff like this is what makes troll or fan hard to tell

chain asking him questions that are getting really REALLY exceptional tech responses and or making him say things that contradict his begs like NOW he suddenly has streaming "services" like hulu "and others" but he also doesn't have them cause he doesn't have money or time to watch anything.

That and every question "do you have..."
either "no actually I don't but I did" or "I do" or "I used to." not sure if dents or people setting him up to say something stupid...

 

[Iron Hamster]

stuff like this is what makes troll or fan hard to tell

chain asking him questions that are getting really REALLY exceptional tech responses and or making him say things that contradict his begs like NOW he suddenly has streaming "services" like hulu "and others" but he also doesn't have them cause he doesn't have money or time to watch anything.

He has a cable bundle with the house internet. You can tell by the price so hulu is an extra.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

His entire speel last night about how he gets unlimited data through a business package is easily debunked by a quick look at the Comcast website.

All options including business have both a DATA CAP and UNLIMITED as an option.

Again like I stated in my video. He could get 1200Mbps Down / 35Mbps Up ( this upload is horrible for this type of package ) for $80 a month unlimited DATA.

I know Phil watched my video where I discussed and debunked his claims of business internet because he talked about how there is no Fiber in the area and used the exact same wording I did.

Remember Phil has Kneecap'd himself hard by setting it up the way he did. He has 2 modems running off one line effectively running double NAT which isn't good. He has 1 physical line going in to the Wahkhando, meaning he is sharing bandwidth already limiting his connection. As well anyone in the neighborhood that also has Xfinity or any other cable service in the area will also share bandwidth to the NODE/ROUTER.

So he's double fucked himself, and all he needs to do is eliminate both packages and start at square one. Just get the 1200Mbps intenret package, no phone, no TV for $110.00 a month outside a package. If he packages TV and Home Phone he will end up paying like $200+ for shit he will never use.

His theory on he will save if he packages it is full blown retarded. He does't need home phone or TV unless Khet uses it and would take his interwebs bill down from nearly $500 a month to $110.00.... 4x the dowload speeds, 3.25x the upload speeds.

 

[ZehnBoat]

spotted this on twitch

 

[SomeBoyo]

Stolen from Phil Kahllins, again

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Not really on-topic but what happens when Phil’s car battery dies? He doesn’t have tools to replace it, he doesn’t have another car or something to jump start it, he doesn’t take it to the dealership because he thinks they should email him to remind him to change the oil. Does he even have AAA or something to help him out and jump his car so he can drive 20mph under the speed limit to the dealership to get it replaced by them?

I’d fully expect him to think the car is “broken” when the starter won’t turn over and start turbo begging for a new car.

 

[Pargon]

His entire speel last night about how he gets unlimited data through a business package is easily debunked by a quick look at the Comcast website.

All options including business have both a DATA CAP and UNLIMITED as an option.

Again like I stated in my video. He could get 1200Mbps Down / 35Mbps Up ( this upload is horrible for this type of package ) for $80 a month unlimited DATA.

I know Phil watched my video where I discussed and debunked his claims of business internet because he talked about how there is no Fiber in the area and used the exact same wording I did.

Remember Phil has Kneecap'd himself hard by setting it up the way he did. He has 2 modems running off one line effectively running double NAT which isn't good. He has 1 physical line going in to the Wahkhando, meaning he is sharing bandwidth already limiting his connection. As well anyone in the neighborhood that also has Xfinity or any other cable service in the area will also share bandwidth to the NODE/ROUTER.

So he's double fucked himself, and all he needs to do is eliminate both packages and start at square one. Just get the 1200Mbps intenret package, no phone, no TV for $110.00 a month outside a package. If he packages TV and Home Phone he will end up paying like $200+ for shit he will never use.

His theory on he will save if he packages it is full blown retarded. He does't need home phone or TV unless Khet uses it and would take his interwebs bill down from nearly $500 a month to $110.00.... 4x the dowload speeds, 3.25x the upload speeds.

He also, iirc, does not have a coaxial outlet in his office, which means 95% of everything pulling bandwidth in his home is doing so on Wi-Fi. None of his consoles, his PC or his laptop are hardwired, nor have they ever been since he colonized the Wakhando, and I realize that that’s less of an issue now, especially in a tech suburb, but having just one CAT-5 cable to jack into whatever console he’s downloading a 60GB game file to sure would cut down on downtime. Less downtime, more time to stream and play ga—

 

[SomeBoyo]

He also, iirc, does not have a coaxial outlet in his office, which means 95% of everything pulling bandwidth in his home is doing so on Wi-Fi. None of his consoles, his PC or his laptop are hardwired, nor have they ever been since he colonized the Wakhando, and I realize that that’s less of an issue now, especially in a tech suburb, but having just one CAT-5 cable to jack into whatever console he’s downloading a 60GB game file to sure would cut down on downtime. Less downtime, more time to stream and play ga—

He keeps swapping one [presumably ethernet] cable between his consoles. Yes, he has one cable for all his consoles.

 

[Poo Twister]

I showed my Dr friend a recent Photo of DSP and asked for his expert opinion. After he had stopped laughing, he said that his big, pale rubbery face and balding bobble head makes him doubt that he will live past 60. He recommended a massive lifestyle change as this could reverse the damage that he has done to himself. He was also concerned about his atrophy, as his heart will be working like he weighs 350lbs due to the amount of cholesterol he would have built up. Interestingly, the blotchy skin shows signs of alcohol abuse and general malnutrition. I asked him how old he thought Phil was and he said that he would guess between 47 and 52.

Diagnosis: Totally fucked.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I will pay any known DSP financial supporter $100 to make an account here, contact actually or Proper to get verified, and open a DM to me so I can ask them why they continue to give Phil money despite the following:

• A lack of any reciprocation apart from simple acknowledgment during a stream and/or the potential for an attached question to be answered;
• A documented history of hostility and inconsistent reprisal toward supporters for what is just as often neutral behavior as harmful;
• The preponderance of evidence of deliberately poor financial management on Phil’s part including documented dishonesty involving emergencies (dying/ill parents) and “events” or “reveals” (Jasper) in addition to planned actions (moving cross-country before selling his former home), and
• A bankruptcy which discharged thousands of dollars of credit card debt amassed over a period of time when he was making an indisputable high-5/low-6 figure income

I will not ask to discuss matters which have not been conclusively proven, such as the existence of the high-ranked WWE Champions account supposedly belonging to Phil. I want to know precisely why in the face of all of the above they believe it is still necessary, or a benefit exists, to support Phil.

The money will come in the form of an anonymously-sent e-gift card for the business of the supporter’s choosing. I will neither ask for nor accept identifying information of any kind from either the supporter or the mod who verifies their identity, under expectation of my Kiwifarms account being banned. The funds can be immediately given to Phil if the supporter desires; once the money changes hands it is none of my business what is done with it. This is the cost I’m willing to pay for my curiosity to be sated.

$100 for a discussion, cash on the barrelhead. Kiwifarms is a free website to create an account for and there is no risk to doing so provided you follow simple internet security rules one should be following for any other site. To my mind there is no conceivable reason why a supporter of Phil would elect not to accept this outreach save for harboring secret shame for supporting him and/or an insecurity for their justification for doing so.

My DMs are open.

Will you pay me $100 for explaining that they’re just lowly retards who lack the ability of critical thinking?