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Perhaps what Kevin is "doing here" is staying away from women, children, and the easily distressed. I'd say that's something worth paying for.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Not really.
He is a fat lazy troon and he has no cock.
Plus HE is the easily distressed.
He is and would be no threat to anyone. Including children.
If he tried to steal a baby, he would get angry at it for getting more attention than him when it starts crying.
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He needs them to help manage his anxiety so he can do the good life saving work of cracking more eggs.
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Seeing "queer" used even in the reclaimed way sets my teeth on edge and triggers me timbers. Regardless of the context, even.
It's not a wholesome look or vibe, Kevvie.
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Jesus Christ, Peter Pan syndrome indeed. Why don't you pass him a note that says "Do you like like me? Circle one Y/N" Kevvy?
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The fat man should always be jolly, for he can neither fight nor run. Kevin, being a fat man, cannot run, so he cannot be chased, but only scavenged. Kevin's body resembles a pile of rotted roadkill; his Amhole represents the maggot jubilee atop the roadkill. Some lucky scavenger is going to be so happy with Kevvy one day!!!
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Just wanted to note that after Wedge and Neck dumped Kevvy's flat man ass, Kiwis predicted two things to happen: First, that he and his exes would rapidly descend into Twitter slapfights, and second that he would immediately try to find some other person to glom onto so he doesn't have to think about his sad, meaningless life.
The first is even better than expected because all Neck had to do was retweet something to get Kevvy talking out his ass and acting like the total shitheel he got dumped for being, and the second, well, here we go!
Well called, everyone. Gold medals all around
Treat yourselves to something nice from the prize counter.
The first is even better than expected because all Neck had to do was retweet something to get Kevvy talking out his ass and acting like the total shitheel he got dumped for being, and the second, well, here we go!
Well called, everyone. Gold medals all around
Treat yourselves to something nice from the prize counter.
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I'm so gay I can't even make eye contact with a woman because I'm too attracted to her. It's not a weirdo male thing because I can't get an erection anymore. Just sexy gay queer lesbian genderfluidness. Hope she wants to kiss.
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Peter Pan noun
1 The self-infantilizing syndrome Kevryn does not suffer from so much as he embraces gleefully, like the retard that he is
2 The stainless steel surgical pan into which the butcher threw Kevryn's penis immediately after slicing it off
1 The self-infantilizing syndrome Kevryn does not suffer from so much as he embraces gleefully, like the retard that he is
2 The stainless steel surgical pan into which the butcher threw Kevryn's penis immediately after slicing it off
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Shovel Of Ammunition
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Normal amount of bedside alcohol consumption in 17 days?
June 21st https://archive.ph/pTCYO
July 8th https://archive.ph/BFG71
June 21st https://archive.ph/pTCYO
July 8th https://archive.ph/BFG71
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"Was that Earl? Hold on, I need a quick swig before I can hold the gun steady from the shakes."
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The creepiest part of this is the person he's talking about is likely a mutual on Twitter and he's still desperately creeping.
There are about 17 1.5oz shots in a 750ml bottle so yeah, I'd say it's normal (depending on the amount of booze consumed outside of the bedroom) but also not super healthy to need a shot before bedtime.
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There is a 100% chance he’s referring to another troon.
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Did this retarded nigger even watch the movie?
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Ah yes. Bedside whiskey. Who among us doesn't have not one but two bottles of hard booze on our bedside table?
(I shouldn't ask that question on KF probably)
(I shouldn't ask that question on KF probably)
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Considering what he has to fall asleep beside and wake up next to; I'd say its not enough.
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I mean, we're talking about Kevin Gibes here. He's one of the biggest consoomers I've seen outside of diehard Marvel / Nintendo fanboys. I think Kevin's unable to look at media outside of the factor of just consuming it. It takes a special kind of 'tard to look at a movie that's a giant metaphor saying "you can't delete memories, and even though heartbreak is painful, you learn and grow overtime" and the takeaway is "MY SIXTH TRANS WIFEY BROKE UP WITH ME AND I WANNA FORGET ABOUT THEM NOW!!!".
That's implying he's even seen the movie. I think he just wanted to make a reference for some reason, 'cause that's what people like Kevin do.
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About 75% of people who watched Eternal Sunshine completely missed the point of the movie, so Kevvy's in good company if he did watch it.