Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[The Line]

I've put my autism to full use, and found the location where Lucas took one of his selfies posted on his Twitter. This could also help to confirm the Yorkville Apartments dox, as the location is only a 5 minute walk.


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The original photo

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Zoomed in on reflection in eye, shows two poles/corners in a doorway

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The location of the photo on google streetview. Notice the corridor to the door, corresponding to the corners shown in reflection in his eye.

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Reversed for legibility, a reflection of part of a sign shown in the upper right of the original photo.

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The full sign, located directly across from the location of the photo.

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Closed sign in the original photo.

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Matching closed sign on the front door of the store.

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Address of the store is 113 Dundas St, London, ON N6A 1G1

proof we need an "autistic warfare" emote

 

[PaladinBoo]

What a day! First Lucas gets his smug AGP smirk kicked in by Ricky Berwick, then he and his fans try hard to attack Ricky and "ratio" him only for Ricky, a cripple, to BTFO them all, then you have Lucas's boyfriend getting doxed, then you have DM's being released showing what a fragile and malicious person Lucas is. What great content it has been for the Farms.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Is it politically motivated to want children to not be castrated?

Ugly man. Twig arms.
(A)

Deleted first version.

Thanks Keem. Lucas deleted.
(A)

And nothing will be born from you.
(A)

 

[The Line]

So far, Keffals and friends have been doxed by:
Fridge magnets
Limited run monster energy flavor
Writing on a desk
Window Plant
Train tracks
Reflection on eyeball
Taco bell

 

[Autistic Faggot]

Jesus that Erin troon jumpscares me every time. Even in that tiny pixelated profile picture, that fucking Tarzan brow/nose/jaw combo just leaps out at you

 

[Next Task]

He calls others crybullies yet he got popular after bragging about yanking Destiny's income.

Projection. It's always, always projection combined with 'It's fine when I do it.'

I could go on about it being a lack of theory of mind, empathy, etc. But SJW types always attribute to others their own motivations and behaviours.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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And nothing will be born from you.
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So this dude spent money to "ratio" a zombie brand that's spent the last month flailing desperately on Twitter for attention?

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I'm gonna run the eyball picture through different AI enhancers to see which one pops out with the best detail

None of the programs (Topaz) i'm running the eyeball through seems to be working for it. It's not being recognized to be able to be processed in the first place.

F

So this dude spent money to "ratio" a zombie brand that's spent the last month flailing desperately on Twitter for attention?

Keffals saves BasedShack

 

[grapeFlayva]

OK, so the KF nicknames so far are:
-Kiwi Farms (original mispronounced nickname of Cwcki Forums)
-Fanfic Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-The fan forum (Ethan Ralph)
-Faggot Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Broke Dick Farms (Ethan Ralph)
-Karen Farms (Digibro, Dick Masterson, Shadman('s fanbase), Ethan Ralph, Nick Fuentes)
-Fruit Ranch (Puppychan)
-MangoRanch (Lucas "Keffals" Roberts)

Any others?

honorable mention to
-k*w*f*rms (random tumblr and twitter troons)

MangoRanch is my favorite by far. It just has such a nice ring to it and is actually a bit creative for a seething troon like Lucas.

I’m looking very forward to Lucas ending up with his own entire sub forum alongside Ethan Ralph and Nick Fuentes. He’s got all the makings of becoming a legendary lolcow especially as time progresses, and I’m very happy that I’ve made my mark here and will be able to look back and have witnessed this all unfold as it happens.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I watched a part of it where he basically denounced Kiwifarms for the Lucas thread. Which is quite funny because he tried to distance himself after using pictures from this exact thread on twitter. I don't care for this site so I'm not offended but I found it funny how he immediately moved off topic to not dwell on it, and possibly bring up the fact he has a fucking account on this exact site.

"I've never heard of Kiwi Farms."

"What are these pictures from Kiwi Farms doing in your back pocket then?"

"I'm, uh, holding them for a friend."

 

[LikeAStone]

With everything happening, let’s check in with some of the mods and see what totally normal things they have to say—



Jesus fuck almighty

WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH THESE TROONS?



Hunter is somehow pro-assassination and anti gun all at the same time.

Autism.

 

[boongus]

Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate his youtube thumbnails?

Because I fucking hate his youtube thumbnails.

 

[AGPinochet]

Any others?

"Fruit bird site" -Kevin Gibes

Is it politically motivated to want children to not be castrated?

All of these "wins" only delay the inevitable.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

So this dude spent money to "ratio" a zombie brand that's spent the last month flailing desperately on Twitter for attention?

Flailing desperately on Twitter for attention to shill crypto, I might add. Don't tell Lucas, but they were bought back in 2020 by Tai "Knowledge" Lopez and rebranded as a crypto exchange.

 

[Nazrin]

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1545621070891257856 (archive)


aww nooo lucas, must be in fetal position rn unable to get the attention he desperately wants from his nigglers

 

[John Freeman]

For y'all that are curious, this is me in this screenshot. I made this account so y'all could ask me questions about anything Hal posted considering I leaked a shit ton to him to share on here after the first one (I misunderstood Hal as I thought it was sent privately to Null to help him in case he got sued) & a few on you followed me to my Twitter asking me to leak the rest of my confrontation with Keffals so here I am. Idk if I'll do it or not but most of it is stuff Null already covered in his MATI stream or shit I leaked publicly on Michael Alberto's stream a couple months ago. Also, Jalyn is considered a lolcow in the commentary community & all of us dislike Keffals for the flaggot shit so don't take this retard Jalyn seriously lmao. If you're curious about Jalyn, I believe there's videos by TomDark (Turkey Tom's second channel) talking about her retardation.

TL;DR I'm answering questions. Fuck Keffals & Jalyn

KEFFALS BTFO

 

[Neil]

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Is it politically motivated to want children to not be castrated?
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Ugly man. Twig arms.
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Deleted first version.
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Thanks Keem. Lucas deleted.
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And nothing will be born from you.
(A)

Lucas fucking KNEW he didn't want the heat from Keemstar. That's a shame because a Keem vs Keffals arc would have been hilarious.

 

[Reaper King]

Lucas fucking KNEW he didn't want the heat from Keemstar.

It's more to do with the fact that Lucas is a major coward more than anything. He won't join the farms and debate us, he won't keep tweets up, and he won't dare try to go after someone that he knows can shut him down. I'd go as far to say he's a bigger coward than Alex Caraballo, or most commonly known as Lawyer Troon.

 

[Jack Awful]

Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate his youtube thumbnails?
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Because I fucking hate his youtube thumbnails.

2 attention whoring retarded estrogen filled castrated soy cucks with gross man boobs and moronic political opinions.

 

[John Freeman]

It's more to do with the fact that Lucas is a major coward more than anything. He won't join the farms and debate us, he won't keep tweets up, and he won't dare try to go after someone that he knows can shut him down. I'd go as far to say he's a bigger coward than Alex Caraballo, or most commonly known as Lawyer Troon.

Honestly, if nothing else, Lucas is first and foremost a coward. Even if he didn’t transition, even if he didn’t run a twitch or Twitter, even if he wasn’t a soy-laden cuck. Lucas is and always has been a coward. If he was born 10-20 years earlier, instead of dodging debates, he’d be submissive to some douchey boss and probably a dominant girlfriend who consumes his income. He’s a coward. He’s also a smug asshole but I think that’s just a symptom of being terminally online. The cowardice though, that’s his single defining trait. He has no discernible personality, unless you count cowardice and video game addiction as a personality. He would really be a lukewarm cow at best if he weren’t so damn smug and self-obsessed, and he wouldn’t be either of those things if the internet didn’t inflate his ego. He’s a coward and nothing more. He will live and die a coward.