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Sho'nuff said:
The truth of this will actually piss you off more.

These bitches sue the soccer association because they "DiDnT MakE aS Mu■h" as the men's team. The judge takes a look at the 2 agreed to compensation. (Hypothetical numbers here, i dont feel like looking up the real numbers) Women get paid 50k per win (as a team pool) while mean get something like 1m as a team. We will ignore for the moment that men's soccer is worth magnitudes more money per year and bring in far more revenue, even though they suck. What the women don't tell you is that they each get a guaranteed yearly payout of 150k and extensive benefits. And I do mean extensive benefits. The men get nothing, no guaranteed pay, no benefits, they don't win they get no money. Women's team constantly out earns the men's team except for the one world cup run they had in 14 I think it was.
Judge sees this and rules against them.
These stupid greedy bitches appeal and to not get dragged through the dirt again, us soccer renegotiates contracts.
Now, not only do Women get their guaranteed contracts, and benefits, which the men still don't fucking get, but all winnings go into a prize pool. So the only pay the men would get is diluted by the women and their jew fingers sticking their hand in it. Ie women win and the team gets 50k a game, and the men win and the team gets 1m, the pool is now 1,000,050 and that gets split among all the personnel of the 2 teams.
The laughable part is the men agreed to this, further cementing soccer as the weakest sport with weakest athletes.
The only shining light here is the men's team sucks and there is a real chance they'll get paid anyway, but it will be a pittance considering how diluted the prize pool will become with 2 full teams. Big lulz will be had if they tank on purpose. Not that it would be hard to tell from their normal play. At least it takes a real national team to beat them, women's team loses to high-school men's teams as a PR joke yearly it seems.
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The men make more playing for their club teams than the women ever will though. The men just wanted to shut Megan Rapinoe up already. A soccer player makes their living with club soccer, you don't really get paid much for national team duty.
 
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Tomie Ito said:
Speed is genuinely a schizo-retard, one clip that went popular was the "niggers need to die" video, and he looked possessed. It's so funny to me because of how bizarre he is, people think it's an act/not an act, but I truly believe he's got something mentally wrong.

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His PC always falls on him too, but he doesn't ever think to put it in a spot that won't bash into his head.
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Negroe humor always escaped me.

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Fax Machine 1488 said:
Negroe humor always escaped me.

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Honestly, my wife has told me to "child-proof" the house. Shouldn't we be focused on "house-proofing" the child?

We didn't have any gay gates in my house, or sponges on the sharp corners of tables, yet I somehow managed not to ram my temple down onto a spike like a retarded nigger.
 
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Clem Fandango said:
Honestly, my wife has told me to "child-proof" the house. Shouldn't we be focused on "house-proofing" the child?

We didn't have any gay gates in my house, or sponges on the sharp corners of tables, yet I somehow managed not to ram my temple down onto a spike like a retarded nigger.
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I survived a third story fall with minor injuries as a kid, any child of mine who can't do the same doesn't deserve to bear my family name. Excuse the PL.

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