Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Quartering should respond by editing the wiggler emote and making it into his own merch to sell to counter this.
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forgot who made these it was so far back in the thread and I used them as a background for the "Song for Lucas" video
 
So, I noticed something in the video posted by @Winter. Lucas refers to us doxing his mother and his family. I have not seen anything that would be considered doxing of his family outside of his mother. This leeds me to believe that 14 Leeds St, Toronto, Ontario is the home of one of his family members. This is obviously unconfirmed as hell, but it’s a note I wanted to share.
While the idea of randomly doxing one of Lucas's family members thinking it was Lucas's actual address is hilarious, that obviously wasn't the intention. Anyways, this is just another example of Lucas playing up a story in order to earn those sweet, sweet pity bux. The only family members we know of are his mom, his father (RIP KANGZLEY), and his troon brother. I mean, here's some others with the same last name who are FB friends with his mother, I guess. We really don't care about them. 90% of them are real-blooded Italians (plus a couple Argentinians🤔🤔🤔). I doubt these are the family members that are so petrified that they are "having to lock their doors at night" (lmao). Also, why wake up your mother up at 5AM to DFE if she's just gonna re-open the page not even a few months later?
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forgot who made these it was so far back in the thread and I used them as a background for the "Song for Lucas" video
As the lazy ass editor that shooped the dogfucking wiggler in front of a garbage pile gif, I personally give permission to whoever wants to use it (or the other versions I slapped together in the same post) to do whatever they want with it, and that includes hamblyburger helper.
Just ignore that it's basically stolen assets all the way down lmaooo
 
When will the Ricky arc end?

All Keffals brings to the table is this ridiculous non-argument of guilt by association with stone-toss. You really want to try to frame a retarded cripple as a nazi? Are you mentally challenged?

And all Ricky does is respond with variations of "lol". It's boring as shit. This retarded troon needs to get new material.
 

The rest of today's stream is now up, at 2:29:52 he talks about legit actaully selling Catboy Ranch collars. Just a joke guys haha it's just ironic haha it's just a meme haha

pls ignore when my videos folder shows up at 22:08 and I have the gunt sex tape and baby carrot dick JAV comp video in there oh and one of lucas' porn shoots in caes it got DMCA'd off KF :)
 
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Clipped out the meltdown in its full glory. I would still highly recommend watching @Winter's full vid.
(Context: lucas is tard raging over Stardust's association with Flamenco, evil KiwiFarmer)
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THEY LOCK THEIR DOOR AT NIGHT WHEN PEOPLE USUALLY LOCK THEIR DOORS. OH MAN WHAT A SUPRISE.

Christ this is painfull not only to watch in principal but in content also. How do you get to this level....
 
oh god my ears, Lucas is watching his own video where TheSerfs (Yaniv Jr. lookin' ass mf) and him are autism cackling and then Lucas is laughing in reaction to the video. Kill me. Also, his editor is dogshit and Lucas praises him so hard like "no pls ur so good at editing, haha don't leave me ur so cheap to pay"

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This motherfucker literally looks like Eggman/Egg_White/Eggy in drag. I think I’ve already said it itt before but goddamn the resemblance is uncanny.

That or David Mitchell in drag
 
Keffals you need to understand you are currently in the same position Johnathan Ross was in when he met Metokur ( you will get fucking demolished if you debate with this guy ). You are about to go parabolic outside of here and your life will never be the same afterwards. You think you got attention now. You wait until the whole world starts finding out about your antics. You will not be able to say " I sexed your mom" To the federal government when they investigate you for crimes against children. You cant just ratio a jail cell. You are standing near the abyss and you have no idea how dark it really can be for you with how you behave.
 
THEY LOCK THEIR DOOR AT NIGHT WHEN PEOPLE USUALLY LOCK THEIR DOORS. OH MAN WHAT A SUPRISE.

Christ this is painfull not only to watch in principal but in content also. How do you get to this level....
A cocktail of substances including various hormones, Adderall, opioids, weed, and alcohol. Other drugs are likely included as well. Lucas is also a former smoker, so you know his lungs are likely fucked.
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Relevant grabs, he also said he was on Adderall during the big 24 hour stream. Tangent here, listening to that stream gave me so much information, but at the cost of so much sanity. Lucas should never do one ever again because I’ll feel like listening to it.
 
A cocktail of substances including various hormones, Adderall, opioids, weed, and alcohol. Other drugs are likely included as well. Lucas is also a former smoker, so you know his lungs are likely fucked.
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Relevant grabs, he also said he was on Adderall during the big 24 hour stream. Tangent here, listening to that stream gave me so much information, but at the cost of so much sanity. Lucas should never do one ever again because I’ll feel like listening to it.
Don't forget communism. That he stole from to get money to do capitalist things ( like all other commies )
 

The rest of today's stream is now up, at the end he talks about legit actaully selling Catboy Ranch collars. Just a joke guys haha it's just ironic haha it's just a meme haha

pls ignore when my videos folder shows up at 22:08 and I have the gunt sex tape and baby carrot dick JAV comp video in there oh and one of lucas' porn shoots in caes it got DMCA'd off KF :)
What's the thumbnail of the depressed fish? Every drawing I've seen with those eyes looks just like him and it makes my sides go into orbit. Is it OC?
 
What's the thumbnail of the depressed fish? Every drawing I've seen with those eyes looks just like him and it makes my sides go into orbit. Is it OC?
It's an old cartoon parodying an even older actor, Peter Lorre. He was in many films, most notably Casablanca, and made his unfortunate face work for him in roles that called for it.

As opposed to Lucas, who looks like that but can't profit off it or make it work for him.
 
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