"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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Table Country said:
Okay, I appreciate who you are and what you stand for, but unless you're talking about an incident that isn't Cog and his chav buddy flying to Portugal and beating Ralph's ass, you can't proverbially look me straight in the eye and tell me that it was an "assassination attempt". Not only that but to insinuate that the whole debacle was some 5d chess machination by Jim is retarded. I can't say anything about the other things you brought up because I'm either not familiar with them or have no interest in defending them, but if you're out here telling me that Jim Metokur knowingly pushed the dominos that ended up with Ethan getting the fuck beaten out of him... Well, for one it makes you sound delusional, but even if it's true; that's even funnier than it just happening out of the blue and it probably makes him sound even more based to the hardcore Jimsuckers.
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The constant swattings done to Jim's enemies. The sweepy squad going to the school of Sargon's kid. The fact his most loyal cappos Fagmenco, and Gator are pedophiles. Redditokur will cry if you dox the pedophile Joshua Clayton Connor, but its funny when you swat his enemies. Redditokur was promoting going to Ralph's house as well comparing him to that German lolcow (his house is demolished now).
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You realize you are echoing a stupid argument first made by Sargon at his lowest point in life, right?
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You fool, Sargon was right then. He didn't get that information on his own neither did Kraut. They went to the source.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
The constant swattings done to Jim's enemies. The sweepy squad going to the school of Sargon's kid. The fact his most loyal cappos Fagmenco, and Gator are pedophiles. Redditokur will cry if you dox the pedophile Joshua Clayton Connor, but its funny when you swat his enemies. Redditokur was promoting going to Ralph's house as well comparing him to that German lolcow (his house is demolished now).

You fool, Sargon was right then. He didn't get that information on his own neither did Kraut. They went to the source.
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I can't help but notice you didn't even try to defend the "assassination attempt" bit, kek. Going to Sargon's wife's son's school is fucked and the people who do that are retarded, so are swatters, and they're on the end of the autism spectrum that makes them difficult to control.
I don't think I've ever heard Jim cry about Flam getting doxed, nor do I know anything about Gator being a diddler.
Ralph is the American Drachenlord and him getting fucked with is hilarious. Jimbo getting swatted and having potatoes sent to his house is also hilarious, these aren't mutually exclusive trains of thought.

I don't believe that you believe that Metokur is a boomer groomer. If you actually believed and cared about getting any of this information out there you'd have receipts and you'd be more specific, so far you've been very vague, teasing, like you're putting on a magic show.
I'm beginning to doubt your intentions outside of bait. Your grandiose posting style and parrot-like repetition as well reminds me of someone from a long time ago, someone I thought was long gone.
Have you ever had an account on KiwiFarms by the name of debatelimination?
 
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Table Country said:
I can't help but notice you didn't even try to defend the "assassination attempt" bit, kek. Going to Sargon's wife's son's school is fucked and the people who do that are retarded, so are swatters, and they're on the end of the autism spectrum that makes them difficult to control.
I don't think I've ever heard Jim cry about Flam getting doxed, nor do I know anything about Gator being a diddler.
Ralph is the American Drachenlord and him getting fucked with is hilarious. Jimbo getting swatted and having potatoes sent to his house is also hilarious, these aren't mutually exclusive trains of thought.

I don't believe that you believe that Metokur is a boomer groomer. If you actually believed and cared about getting any of this information out there you'd have receipts and you'd be more specific, so far you've been very vague, teasing, like you're putting on a magic show.
I'm beginning to doubt your intentions outside of bait. Your grandiose posting style and parrot-like repetition as well reminds me of someone from a long time ago, someone I thought was long gone.
Have you ever had an account on KiwiFarms by the name of debatelimination?
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I am glad we can mutually agree that both events are funny. My issue is the Jimcels will laugh as their enemies are swatted/messed with in real life. But when it happens to father Jim then everyone loses their mind. In one minute they are all fun and the next they are so serious. Jim also did "cry" and talked about how you shouldn't mess with his cappo Gator after he was doxed. Also "its just lols and the Portugal thing was funny" Metokur suddenly did a 180 when people talked about visiting pedophile Joshua Clayton Connor of Harrogate TN (formerly Charlotte North Carolina) talking about "life ruination". The fact is when something happens to Jim it is monster of the week's fault and Jim is never guilty. But when the reverse occurs its all the monster of the week's fault and everyone moralfags over James Augustine.

Now as to my intentions only we know them. I am not fond of Metokur in the slightest, I think that is evident. Metokur fanatics like to believe, falsely, that all who dislike, or even hate, their internet father are trolls. The fact is to regular normal people Jim Metokur is a loser NEET at best, and a pedo freak at worst.

As to why I am being vague. All the information is out their all one must do is compile it. When we do a job it is done to completion I am not content with only proving one point. Everything is in the process of being compiled and before the end of the year I would expect it to be posted in a digestible form. I already made a few effort posts outlining some of the minor points against Jim.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
I am glad we can mutually agree that both events are funny. My issue is the Jimcels will laugh as their enemies are swatted/messed with in real life. But when it happens to father Jim then everyone loses their mind. In one minute they are all fun and the next they are so serious. Jim also did "cry" and talked about how you shouldn't mess with his cappo Gator after he was doxed. Also "its just lols and the Portugal thing was funny" Metokur suddenly did a 180 when people talked about visiting pedophile Joshua Clayton Connor of Harrogate TN (formerly Charlotte North Carolina) talking about "life ruination". The fact is when something happens to Jim it is monster of the week's fault and Jim is never guilty. But when the reverse occurs its all the monster of the week's fault and everyone moralfags over James Augustine.

Now as to my intentions only we know them. I am not fond of Metokur in the slightest, I think that is evident. Metokur fanatics like to believe, falsely, that all who dislike, or even hate, their internet father are trolls. The fact is to regular normal people Jim Metokur is a loser NEET at best, and a pedo freak at worst.

As to why I am being vague. All the information is out their all one must do is compile it. When we do a job it is done to completion I am not content with only proving one point. Everything is in the process of being compiled and before the end of the year I would expect it to be posted in a digestible form. I already made a few effort posts outlining some of the minor points against Jim.
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I mean, I agree with your first paragraph, but normal people don't even know who Metokur is to begin with. Normal people probably wouldn't even have much of an opinion.

And you didn't really say anything about this, but with so many people on KF there's this laughable implication that they're normal or something. If you're on here, you're absolutely not normal, and I imagine a ton of people on KF would be cows if they shared more of themselves on the internet.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
I am glad we can mutually agree that both events are funny. My issue is the Jimcels will laugh as their enemies are swatted/messed with in real life. But when it happens to father Jim then everyone loses their mind. In one minute they are all fun and the next they are so serious. Jim also did "cry" and talked about how you shouldn't mess with his cappo Gator after he was doxed. Also "its just lols and the Portugal thing was funny" Metokur suddenly did a 180 when people talked about visiting pedophile Joshua Clayton Connor of Harrogate TN (formerly Charlotte North Carolina) talking about "life ruination". The fact is when something happens to Jim it is monster of the week's fault and Jim is never guilty. But when the reverse occurs its all the monster of the week's fault and everyone moralfags over James Augustine.
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Personally I think that just speaks to how much of an unlikable faggot Ralph is. This is the first time I'm hearing about somebody rolling up on Carl Jr's school, but asides from that I don't think there was much in the way of Jim condoning people going to harass Sargoy or his family. In fact, family harassment seems to be one of the lines Jimbo doesn't like crossing, seeing as he never took potshots at Nigger Guntes's cancer-ridden mother during their slapfight, nor has he gone out of his way to shit-talk Pantsu despite her being as much of a retard as Ethan.

I don't pay much attention to Gator so I can't say much, but I feel like it's silly to compare Gunt trying to get Gaytor fired from his job or whatever to Ralph fucking around and finding out on a regular basis.

As for Flam, I legitimately don't remember Jim ever trying to defend him, but I've come into his YOTC streams late sometimes and I don't have a twitter account so I could've missed something. And personally, I don't think fucking with Flam is worth it. I don't feel that there is any aspect of Flamenco that is funny at all, and that includes his spergouts. Like if he is a genuine weirdo who trades CP over steam then he deserves nothing but scorn, but other than that, I don't think it's possible to extract any sort of entertainment value out of him.
 
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My understanding is that it is rather easy to test for cancer. There are biomarkers they can test for in the blood that should accompany spots that show up in xrays. I don't think doctors would make that kind of mistake purely based on symptoms.

My hypothesis is that Jim's cancer has spread to a key body regulatory part like a hypothalamus gland, which is fucking up the rest of his body function. The cancer and the body fuck ups are linked, the doctors just haven't figured out how.

Now if you think that Jim is faking cancer, well it wouldn't be the first time someone has done so on the internet. Jim certainly hasn't been starved for praise & attention or a lack of people willing to throw money at him on live streams so that kind of kills the key normal motivation for faking cancer on the internet. If he wanted more money, praise & attention all he would have to do is spin up more live streams. He is doing the opposite and barely scraping out one a month.

So if you have a hypothesis that Jim is faking it, make a compelling case for why.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Now as to my intentions only we know them. I am not fond of Metokur in the slightest, I think that is evident. Metokur fanatics like to believe, falsely, that all who dislike, or even hate, their internet father are trolls. The fact is to regular normal people Jim Metokur is a loser NEET at best, and a pedo freak at worst.

As to why I am being vague. All the information is out their all one must do is compile it. When we do a job it is done to completion I am not content with only proving one point. Everything is in the process of being compiled and before the end of the year I would expect it to be posted in a digestible form. I already made a few effort posts outlining some of the minor points against Jim.
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Anytime somebody says "all the information is out there," and provides none of it is usually a sign of somebody being full of shit.
 
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Kh0rg0sKhul said:
Anytime somebody says "all the information is out there," and provides none of it is usually a sign of somebody being full of shit.
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If you go back far enough in this thread, Jim usually isn't the main target for a-logs that come in here.
George Cuckzunian did the same thing when he was going after Dick Masterson. He would pop in the thread and say something autist and then got thread banned.
It makes post from tryhards sound like messages from ex-girlfriends rather than exposing lolcows for entertainment.
 
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