Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella

[Ophelia]

Of course that would be a totally unjust punishment because Chris didn't actually do anything wrong,

What.

Barb wanted it

That hasn’t been proven. It’s within the realm of possibility, but still.

being a welfare leech in the modern day makes you a neigh

Frau Blücher

how many weens will camp at the 14 Branchland court - Chris being allowed to return there nor not.

There haven’t been that many since Chris hasn’t been there.

 

[Shibaru]

The judge really needs to stop giving him continuances, because look how that's currently panning out...

just give him the year in prison and bar him from ever returning to 14BC ever again.

 

[A-№1]

Right, but if he got charged with felony incest and rape he'd be in some serious shit, which is what the a-logs think should happen,

On the contrary, if the prosecution wobbles Chris back up to felony incest, he'll have the leverage needed to pressure Chris into a plea deal where Chris agrees to be placed at a tard farm where he will be cared for instead of left to his own devices.

That hardly seems very a-loggy to me.

put him under a court order to pay a specific amount of money on or around the 3rd of the month once he gets back on the tugboat.

And when Chris fails to pay, but instead pisses away his tugboat on some lego, what then?

As I said before sometimes I wonder why I even bother paying taxes or working at all when the taxman takes money from my pay and then goes and gives it all to fat retarded tranny slobs that laze around all day watching ponies, transformers and marvel movies.

It gets worse. Why save money when the government will only inflate its value away from you by printing money out of thin air so they can buy votes with "relief" checks?

His benefits should not have been suspended until he was sent to Western State Hospital,

Fixed that for you.

though I doubt he did the paperwork to do this

If Chris gets assigned a designated payee as part of a plea deal, they will do the paperwork needed to get his tugboat sailing again. Otherwise they, themselves, don't get paid.

If you have a mortgage, isn't the bank the title holder until the mortgage is satisfied?

The bank has a lien on the title against the property, but is not on the title as the property owner. Otherwise the government could go after the bank for property taxes. Banks don't want that.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris will return to 14BC and he will be pumping Barb full of sperg jizz faster than you can say Sonichu. Deal with it bigot.

Respectfully disagree; for the "Goddess" sex tires Him out. (Hence the strict "3 day rule, in my theory)
He can But thankfully (again) the botched HRT treatments ("like buddering bread"/Hypnosis videos) aided in his infertility and Barb's old used pussy couldn't handle Crystal.

BTW: BasedShaman did a reading, including one of Eels I think. It included Barb's slut-shaming backstory but not this letter
"You are so crazy, my dude!"

 

[Clownery]

If he gets back into 14BC, I will be furious. I just can't see how this is possible even if Barb is not there (someone should take legal pics of the place in the evening to see if lights are on) because a family member would likely have POA and I'm sure the whole side of Barb's family has washed their hands of Chris from this.

why is it that whenever chris manages to reach the end of the line it extends another 5368 miles? im starting to think he might actually have magical powers.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Respectfully disagree; for the "Goddess" sex tires Him out. (Hence the strict "3 day rule, in my theory)
He can But thankfully (again) the botched HRT treatments ("like buddering bread"/Hypnosis videos) aided in his infertility and Barb's old used pussy couldn't handle Crystal.

BTW: BasedShaman did a reading, including one of Eels I think. It included Barb's slut-shaming backstory but not this letter
"You are so crazy, my dude!"

Chris is probably incapable of getting an erection more than once every three days due to HRT. It probably takes him half a day of straight jerkimg to pictures of Bella just to get enough of a chub to slip inside Barbara.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

It probably takes him half a day of straight jerkimg to pictures of Bella just to get enough of a chub to slip inside Barbara.

bella? nigga please.

autogynephilia.
he wanks to his own 'female' avatar with the the green hair and dragonball-Z eyestyle.
[was it the doopie commission?]

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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Well that wouldn't meet EU standards now would it.

 

[Anthophobian]

Barb wanted it and it involved two adults

Imagine fucking your own son into prison with zero repercussions because you look, sound and smell like a demented cunt. Well played barb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fzeNUqQbQ

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris is probably incapable of getting an erection more than once every three days due to HRT. It probably takes him half a day of straight jerkimg to pictures of Bella just to get enough of a chub to slip inside Barbara.

Doubt he's into foot fungi, but I briefly thought of how
both are sociopaths/psychopaths yesterday.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

Have proper psychiatric workers detransed him yet?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Have proper psychiatric workers detransed him yet?

No, I doubt they tried, or would even attempt to do so with current mores. Chris spent over two months in a psychiatric hospital and his signatures continue to start out with "Mrs."

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

No, I doubt they tried, or would even attempt to do so with current mores. Chris spent over two months in a psychiatric hospital and his signatures continue to start out with "Mrs."

Damn, I can't wait for the detrans arc to eventually start, Should be wild.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Damn, I can't wait for the detrans arc to eventually start, Should be wild.

....and then the non-binary arc can begin.

 

[Chazzed Up]

That hasn’t been proven. It’s within the realm of possibility, but still.

I can't believe the conversation circled back around again to "Barb wanted it". The best you can imply from Chris's statements, and bearing in mind Chris always makes it sounds like his advances are more accepted than they actually are in reality, she was apathetic at best. There have only been a handful of people I've seen/heard who seem to actually want to fuck Chris and many of them are men, plus that autistic girl, but I'd kind of be curious to see just how horny she would've been when smelling his odor/dirty crapped briefs. Being fucked by Chris sounds like some kind of Middle Ages extreme punishment.

 

[Boom Boss]

I wish somebody would reject Chris's narcissism, and just dump him in the psych ward already.

 

[Ophelia]

Damn, I can't wait for the detrans arc to eventually start, Should be wild.

Don’t hold your breath.

I wish somebody would reject Chris's narcissism, and just dump him in the psych ward already.

That isn't a thing Americans usually do. He’s not crazy enough, believe it or not.

 

[mikaylatoads]

bring me the neopronouns arc

 

[isopropylbenzylamine]

I wish somebody would reject Chris's narcissism, and just dump him in the psych ward already.

It's very hard to get in long term psych ward even if you're bat shit crazy they just wait until you do something messed up and toss you in prison.

 

[GumballFapper]

Chris is probably incapable of getting an erection more than once every three days due to HRT.

He hasn't taken HRT in years, he'd rather spend his money on toys instead.