I missed that one. The question I have is why? He obviously has not a conservative bone in his body, so why would it occur to him to pretend to be one with the idea of becoming a butt-monkey on liberal news? I know he's completely delusional, but I can't wrap my mind around this train of logic. Send me alarm clocks if you must, but send me to another page and I will gladly read it.
Like most progressive shitbags, he wants to eliminate actual conservatism by redefining it as another strain of progressivism. See also: Ana Navarro, Jennifer Rubin, Max Boot, et al.
That sounds clever, insidious, and completely beyond Fatty's capabilities.
The colour of that Mustang should be considered a treason. My condolences to the eyes of unlucky bystanders that have to see it.
Is she toad licking now? Tbh I’d have to have some form of trip or sedation to be in proximity to Pigrick Tomlinson.
I just assume he thinks it's as good as his other responses. "You're just a dumb progressive." "Wrong, atalker, I am a conservative, child."
He isn't wrong. Patrick is a cargo cultist grifter. He sees other people on the grift that @John Andrews Stan was talking about, and believes that by going through the motions himself he can create the success and celebrity that those professional grifters have.
Common grift on the internet. Say you’re one thing but “see things objectively” aka actually the opposite. Fatty thought he was gonna get some Tim Pool money
Hey now, Bannon could drink you under the table kiddo! (No seriously, he has n alcohol problem)
See, I think what other posters are saying is part of it - he sees the profit in being controlled opposition. But I think it's also tied in with his desperate attempts at masculinity. He associates conservatism with the type of man he's pretending to be, so he's not a geek he's a stealthygeek. No, Pat's a real man who loves guns and cars and women! But those sorts of men aren't really common on the left, especially the guns bit, so he's really a conservative!
