DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SkippyLongbottom]

This was of course before the anonymous $32 tip.
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Love how transparent he is with this behavior when he spots a big tip coming in. Instant clown mode and he's all sparkles now.

And it's not even the entertaining type. It's that smug ass Youtube gamer mode that seems to happen that makes it 10x more obnoxious to sit through. This is the only game worth watching despite all the save scumming and handholding.

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

I've been going back and rewatching TIHYDPs so I guess if they're being taken down I'll download them as I go. Not sure where the best place to back them up/archive them would be.

archive.org is probably a safe bet, since it's much harder for DMCA trolls to take down reuploads compared to YouTube, and it also generates download links and a torrent file to keep those videos floating around.

This is probably a shot in the dark, but does anyone know who made the one YouTube TIHYDP titled "DSP's Infuriating Quest Through The Forsaken Flight School"? It was at least 30 minutes long and it was all of his failures with GTA San Andreas's flight school. It was uploaded around 2014 or earlier, but I remember checking ~2 years ago and saw that it was removed. This was one of my favorite detractor videos because it had everything that you could want: no dead air, no oversaturation of obnoxious edits or counters, just pure Phil retardation and rage throughout the whole video. The only thing I was able to find of this video was a dead torrent link from a sketchy website, and I'm afraid that there may be no backups of this gem. [/beg]

 

[Full Race Replay]

Phil is one of those guys who wears his heart on his sleeve. I know people like this in real life, they try to hide it when they are pissed off or disapointed, but it still comes through in their facial expressions. With Phil, if he doesn't get a lot of tips the switch flips, and his real mood clearly shows in his resting bitch face and how much he rants and complains about various things.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So he's playing Fable tomorrow? I haven't played it in about 10 years but I remember you could do some crazy stuff in that game. I wonder how he's gonna fuck all of that up and make it look like the most boring generic RPG ever made. We'll probably have to hear "You're low on health! Do you have any potions or food?" once a minute despite the fact that the game is pretty damn easy, mostly because the game has more money making exploits than any other game I know of.

Plus there's a lot of immachoor khantent in that game oh no!

 

[snort inquisition]

So he's playing Fable tomorrow? I haven't played it in about 10 years but I remember you could do some crazy stuff in that game. I wonder how he's gonna fuck all of that up and make it look like the most boring generic RPG ever made. We'll probably have to hear "You're low on health! Do you have any potions or food?" once a minute despite the fact that the game is pretty damn easy, mostly because the game has more money making exploits than any other game I know of.

Plus there's a lot of immachoor khantent in that game oh no!

lots of fart and poop and dick jokes so he'll love it

 

[Yujiro Hanma]

King of savescumming. No remorse or regret, just finish the game AT ALL COST!

His retro streams are 90% the save state screen, looking at chat for help and leg slaps. The King of Retro. Phil hates retro games, the only ones he can play are jrpgs cause they're easy af. Hes 40 and knows almost nothing about old action platformers.

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

So he's playing Fable tomorrow? I haven't played it in about 10 years but I remember you could do some crazy stuff in that game. I wonder how he's gonna fuck all of that up and make it look like the most boring generic RPG ever made. We'll probably have to hear "You're low on health! Do you have any potions or food?" once a minute despite the fact that the game is pretty damn easy, mostly because the game has more money making exploits than any other game I know of.

Plus there's a lot of immachoor khantent in that game oh no!

I guess we’ll miss out on seeing him claim the solous sword as he couldn’t possibly romance a lady in game as it’ll upset khetchunk, can’t marry a dude either as he’s definitely not gay and it’ll give “Da Trolls” ammunition.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Wow this guy is a menace with this level of entitlement, but fortunately the apocalypse happening among detractor channels has hurt him already. We're reaching a day when everything he has needed to succeed will be in place, and he will still fail miserably.

He got his gifted subs, he saved his house, got 3 sources of revenue only on YouTube, trolls are going down left and right... And we're still on level one.

He is nervous every day, tweaking out like a crackhead on stream. Technical disasters left and right, nobody wants to buy him a multi-thousand dollar PC and not even get a shout out. Nobody cares about him playing games so he has to resort to watching videos that were hype in 2016 and eating food on camera.

Gone are the days of thousand dollar marathons, the vest streak, tipping just to own Tevin. Now it's just Phil, his fans, and the few people left to laugh at him on restreams. He already hates his fans because they're degenerates, but he is addicted to their money, and directly dependent on it. He's a broke bitch, shacked up with the dumbest bitch alive, addicted to a game he is aware of being garbage, but he can't help himself.

Any way I think about it, it's DSP's personal hell. Humiliates himself out of greed, kills himself from gluttony, never changes out of ego and spite, and can never see the fault within himself. An absolute mess of a subhuman reduced to his primal urges, who can never get enough, and nothing you do will ever be good enough for him.

This isn't a "guise Phil is miserable lol" post, but someone not being miserable in this situation speaks a lot about their character.
If you're on this level, in this living situation, and are actively doing nothing to improve it, you're truly irredeemable and don't deserve help.

By the end of this year, he will be begging for clips channels to come back. He'll be happy when he bans trolls in chat. Because if there's anything worse to him than being hated is being completely forgotten. Just look at his day off tweets. He is desperate for people to still remember him existing despite taking only one day off a week.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

It's funny how he includes his day off as a bill his own viewers have to pay for. Like I dont go to my boss and say "I need money for my day off".

 

[Iron Hamster]

Well it will make him happy he got new toys therefore improving the quality of his streams meaning you will have fun and tip him.

Somehow his snorts, burps, and insults will sound better?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

In Phil's mind after that car crash of his that had his face burnt:
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This is so good. Nicely done, m8.

Phil really would be that retard who would pick up a poison dart frog or coral snake after being told not to.

Also:
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"Chesting on the marriage" phil it's not cheating if she doesn't even know or care you exist.

Am I the only one that finds Phil's laugh and smiling at the murder videos is fucking weird, like his reactions really makes me think he just has no idea of what shit looks like.

Legit made me mad

He does this a lot. Or at least, used to. Guy's an egotistic sociopath.

He reminds me of a middle-aged Eric Cartman

He reminds me of regular Eric Cartman.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

Phil has 3 PC, 2 notebooks and a tablet plus his Phone.

The fan built PC which had a stick of memory die. So instead of just replacing the ram for $100 he spent $3000 on the Cyberpower PC. He also has an Asus Desktop which he calles the " backup " PC which can be seen in the condo walkthrough when he moved to Washington.

He then has 2 notebooks, the old one which was too slow according too Phil but we all know its because he does zero maitenance and then the new notebook which is an Arm based notebook basically a Chrome Book. He had no idea what he was buying as during the unboxing he was trying to install X86 software which of course wouldn't work and then realized he could only install software from the Windows store. Now he just uses it to watch chat. Imagine dropping $1500 on a notebook to use it just to watch chat when a $200 POS tablet could get the job done.

Then he has 2 tablets, both Apple IPAD's. One supposedly doesn't work and Khet uses the other one.

Then he has his phone which he uses for Emails and Twitter that he has sitting on his lap during the streams.

Remember Phil refuses to do any maitenance to his setup. Updating drivers and running a manual Trim or Defrag is a hassle for him so he refuses to do it. The issue with the videos corrupting has nothing to do with his setup as he admitted that they work perfectly fine until the upload. This tells me there's an issue with his Comcast line.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Do you think Phil has Kat e-mail him whenever she wants to have sex?

 

[DeeTracktor]

Do you think Phil has Kat e-mail him whenever she wants to have sex?

There is a gag about an empty Inbox that Im too classy to make here

 

[Kosher Dill]

There is a gag about an empty Inbox that Im too classy to make here

It's fine, Phil is only interested in his outbox anyway.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Do you think Phil has Kat e-mail him whenever she wants to have sex?

Well clearly she has to pre-arrange it with him, as any pictures she sends him will end up in his Junk folder.

 

[Corpun]

Do you think Phil has Kat e-mail him whenever she wants to have sex?

Hello ma'am I am sorry but I am in the middle of streaming. Maybe another time ma'am.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The fan built PC which had a stick of memory die. So instead of just replacing the ram for $100 he spent $3000 on the Cyberpower PC.

God knows if that stick of RAM is even dead, it could still work, it could've just come loose and moved slightly out of place during shipping. Happened to me one time during moving. But piggy never tried detaching and reattaching the stick to see if it works.

When it comes to the old notebook to be fair it's an old piece of shit that he bought used and was a few years old even back then. Still he way overpaid for that new one he uses, what was it $500 or something? He could've just bought a $200 laptop or used the tablet if he just needs something to LiMB nudniks in chat and scan for tips.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Chesting on the marriage"

It's not like he married Amber Heard

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Phil has 3 PC, 2 notebooks and a tablet plus his Phone.

The fan built PC which had a stick of memory die. So instead of just replacing the ram for $100 he spent $3000 on the Cyberpower PC. He also has an Asus Desktop which he calles the " backup " PC which can be seen in the condo walkthrough when he moved to Washington.

He then has 2 notebooks, the old one which was too slow according too Phil but we all know its because he does zero maitenance and then the new notebook which is an Arm based notebook basically a Chrome Book. He had no idea what he was buying as during the unboxing he was trying to install X86 software which of course wouldn't work and then realized he could only install software from the Windows store. Now he just uses it to watch chat. Imagine dropping $1500 on a notebook to use it just to watch chat when a $200 POS tablet could get the job done.

Then he has 2 tablets, both Apple IPAD's. One supposedly doesn't work and Khet uses the other one.

Then he has his phone which he uses for Emails and Twitter that he has sitting on his lap during the streams.

Remember Phil refuses to do any maitenance to his setup. Updating drivers and running a manual Trim or Defrag is a hassle for him so he refuses to do it. The issue with the videos corrupting has nothing to do with his setup as he admitted that they work perfectly fine until the upload. This tells me there's an issue with his Comcast line.

But he didn't buy his current laptop. A fan sent it to him.