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[Sexual Chocolate]

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"Conservative MP for Bridgend, Jamie Wallis, arriving at Cardiff Magistrates' Court on Monday"
(not a pearl in sight)

"... and saw “a white male wearing a white long-sleeve top which was tight to the body, a black leather PVC mini-skirt, tights, dark shoes with a high heel and a pearl necklace”. Ms Webb in her statement described the male as wearing “black court shoes”. "

The Tory MP Jamie Wallis, who Boris described as "brave" (not stunning though), was, apparently, scared of being raped again. Hmm, out alone at night, wearing a tight-fitting top, PVC leather mini-skirt, red lipstick and nail varnish with a string of pearls completing the look...I'd say he was "asking for it".

Imagine being a father and having to go and pick your son up in that get-up.

This part is pretty funny:

Police sergeant Gareth Handy said that when he attended Wallis’ family home address, which he described as a “mansion” and “absolutely colossal”, he forced entry into the property out of concern for the MP. Mr Handy said Wallis was eventually found in one of the rooms of the house and when he got to the room he said: “I saw Jamie had make-up on his face.”
When police searched his flat at the property they found a “blonde wig” on a table, the court heard. Pc Louis Hall found Wallis in a bedroom within the house asleep and said: “He appeared to be wearing make-up. His eyelids were dark, his lips were red, and his cheeks were bronzed and he had red nail polish on his toes.”
Wallis was found naked in bed and was given a modesty blanket until clothing could be found. The black leather skirt and pearl necklace were found next to the bed and were seized by police. He was arrested at 7.21am.

They busted into his mansion, he was nekkid and made up like a woman, so they threw a blanket over his fat ass and arrested him

Artist's impression:

 

[Zanzibar]

Twitter came through for once! Colin's in trouble. Let's hope it sticks.

 

[Arietis]

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I can always tell because real women don't talk all day about how much of a woman they are.

You can tell when a troon is a troon even online and before they speak. They always have cartoon (anime included) avatars and visible female names (which tend to repeat a lot and be very unusual for real women to have in their countries) in places where no woman who has touched the internets at least once would never use them. Not to mention the flags and pronouns, or direct uncanny valley selfies if it's a photo avatar.

We can always fucking tell.
Also lol at the implication that someone can honestly think lieutenant Ellen-motherfucking-Ripley was a man. Even with a full shaven head she's still a real woman. Cope seethe and dilate!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

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I can always tell because real women don't talk all day about how much of a woman they are.

Stop saying Sigourney Weaver looks like a man.

Also, Cher and Kelly LeBrock don't look like men, they look like drag queens, because of the insane amounts of plastic surgery they've had. That's not the same thing. No one thinks a young Cher looks like a man.

Really this is just saying "women with strong chins look like dudes". Who's being stereotypical now.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I think trannys count on guys getting that far and just assuming they will say, "Well, since I'm already here." And fuck the Troon anyway, regardless of if it's a stinkditch.

I think it's the alternative, they know they're putting them in an uncomfortable position and expect the men to feel too scared to set boundaries, since you know the whole consequences of being called a transphobe and all. Trannies' entire existence revolves around their power trip over regular people

 

[Miss Misery]

Stop saying Sigourney Weaver looks like a man.

Also, Cher and Kelly LeBrock don't look like men, they look like drag queens, because of the insane amounts of plastic surgery they've had. That's not the same thing. No one thinks a young Cher looks like a man.

Really this is just saying "women with strong chins look like dudes". Who's being stereotypical now.

I think it's saying that those women are TERFs clocking trans women, not that they look like men.

Edit: I stand corrected, thanks.

 

[Cherryno]

Look at this unfanthomably based and wise therapist I found on reddit from a transgender complaining about being disrespected :

Spoiler: Being ungrateful towards an amazing therapist

archive : https://web.archive.org/web/2022071...s_anyone_else_been_utterly_disrespected_by_a/

Heres some quotes :

I am AMAB, genderfluid from non-binary to female, [...] I am trans and I do want to transition in the future.

When I told her about this, she asked this question word for word: "Why do you feel like you're a crossdresser?"

[...]

She didn't seem interested, was very dismissive, and start trying to connect my gender identity to things she doesn't yet fully understand about me.

She told me I'm just running away from being a man because I was abused by a man when I was a child


here's a portrait of the wise 65 years old therapist :

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I think it's saying that those women are TERFs clocking trans women, not that they look like men.

Considering Laura Branigan has been dead since 2004, I think they are saying they look like men. It's also something I've seen troons say about JK Rowling as a gotcha "Haha, she looks like a dude", which is a total cope and lie.

Laura Branigan is another low blow. She wasn't the most petite or dainty woman, but no one is mistaking this voice for a Troon's:

These people want to pretend that because a single photo of a troon or female celebrity might be ambiguous, you could never tell in person.

 

[philmacavity]

Twitter came through for once! Colin's in trouble. Let's hope it sticks.

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Seems he's been mistaken for a TERF who wants to eradicate trans people. Too funny.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

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I can always tell because real women don't talk all day about how much of a woman they are.

Trannies thinking they look like the beautiful and talented Laura Branigan

FEMALE , OR SHEMALE ?
TRY TO GUESS WHICH ONE OF THESE LOVELY LADIES HAS A DICK

Option A - 'Gloria'


Option B - 'I live among the creatures of the night'

 

[PineappleProse]

delusional.
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lol.
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https://archive.ph/ayMed

I’m always somewhat surprised at how blatantly and unrealistically troons lie about their experiences at gay bars (although I know I shouldn’t be, since troons lie like they breathe about damn near everything). Take the stunningly fugly example here: there’s no way any ‘dykes’ (aka real women) were hounding this monstrosity. And while TiFs tend to disperse their wannabe yaoi fantasy bs with interjections of despair and crying about “muh twansphobia, cis gays are evil because they don’t wanna sex me!” the TiMs going on long braggart spergs about how all the ‘lesbians’ want a piece. The reality, of course, is the opposite: lesbians who don’t want to be publicly harassed will pay lip service but won’t touch TiMs with a 10 foot pole. Most bisexuals are sane people with eyes and follow their example, and so TiMs are relegated to other perverse fugly transbians or retarded straight women who want to be part of the rainbow for the social asspats (with mental illness).

I guess what surprises me is the bravado of these posts. Most people don’t brag like this on social media unless they’re desperately unhappy/insecure and need to do the “living my best life everyday #blessed!” bs. In my observation, if someone is actually happy/successful, then they don’t post like this. You might see “hey I just got a promotion, yay!” or “the wife and I went camping and saw the most beautiful waterfall, so glad we could do this!” stuff, but it’s tempered - real life gets in the way of social media if you’re actually living your life. Trans people hype every moment, and TiMs treat social media like the men’s locker room - it’s all bragging and unrealistic bullshit. Real women don’t post like that, either. Sure, they’ll post pics about going out or their outfits and whatnot, but female socialization generally prevents the outright sexual bragging. You don’t see women or girls saying “I had 5 studs trying to drag me onto the dance floor! They kept grabbing my face and saying how beautiful I am!” Because it sounds not only absurd, but also like sexual harassment/assault.Lesbians don’t post like that either - they may use ‘duke’ in a proclamatory way as a type of reclamation (like the Dyke March before it was taken over by trannies) but they don’t constantly throw that title at other women; it just isn’t done. These dudes are always so masculine in their behavior, it so incredibly obvious. And then they wonder when women don’y want them around. Sure, they’ll smile and nod to save their own skins, but every grimace-turned-strained-smile and half-step back with “oh, there’s my excuse friend, I gotta go, bye!” tells the truth to any halfway lucid observer.

 

[Miss Misery]

Considering Laura Branigan has been dead since 2004, I think they are saying they look like men. It's also something I've seen troons say about JK Rowling as a gotcha "Haha, she looks like a dude", which is a total cope and lie.

Laura Branigan is another low blow. She wasn't the most petite or dainty woman, but no one is mistaking this voice for a Troon's:

These people want to pretend that because a single photo of a troon or female celebrity might be ambiguous, you could never tell in person.

Fair enough.

But why did they leave out Jamie Lee Curtis?

 

[Corn Flakes]

Fair enough.

But why did they leave out Jamie Lee Curtis?

Because Jamie Lee Curtis, old as she is now, with short hair, no makeup, and male-cut clothes, still looks more like a woman than her tranny "daughter".

 

[Notorious AGP]

Be nice y'all:

https://archive.ph/jvYXC

https://archive.ph/55RCe

 

[luigismanslave]

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I can always tell because real women don't talk all day about how much of a woman they are.

man calling women he doesnt like masculine to feel better about himself not being a woman. you can't make these things up.

the jk rowling one is exceedingly hilarious because she's not even a strong jawed woman like sigourney, they're just trying to insult her by insinuating she's ugly like them

 

[OttoWest]

One things the troons whine about is that terfs never mention the transmen. Well I see you, bitch. Epitome of not like the other girls. These two are, perhaps just grifters? I don't know, but they're stupid. I came across this and the fairy thing made me laugh. You can sign up for their patreon. They're broke art students. View attachment 3479531 View attachment 3479539 Oh, let's see her husband. Her husband writes poetry about being trans and her mommy issues. (((Fake jew?))) View attachment 3479554 About the couple. This shit is hilarious. View attachment 3479560

I swear I've seen this pair of neurestheniacs here before. They are definitely grifters but as I recall there were a lot of layers to unpack. Edit: their pretrooning personas, from facebook: View attachment 3479608

Formerly Emily Anne Moniz
then Emilia Moriz Mirova
evolved to Anya Moriz Mirova
who became India Valentin
and then Aleksei Moriz Mirov
to the final(?) form of Aleksei Ilidio Valentin

ETA Scratch that. Sadly only boring LOTR shit.

42 years old and still trying on identities like they were t-shirts.

Lev, the “husband” is also an FTM. So two middle aged dyke grifters writing shitty fanfic while playing Jewish Filipino Cherokee identity bingo.



What a world.

ETA Corrected spelling

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

These people want to pretend that because a single photo of a troon or female celebrity might be ambiguous, you could never tell in person.

And don't forget that trannies always use all sorts of camera filters in order to appear as flattering as they can in the photos they post. Or at least the most self concious and bragging trannies. Like many have said, you see a woman you will know she is a woman. There are many indicators and no matter how she dresses and unless she's physically not great, you will know it's a woman.

When it comes to a tranny no matter what happens, there is something that will set you off like the faint smell of spoiled milk. No matter how hard they try, unless they have a weak chin and they are small dudes, they will not pass.

the jk rowling one is exceedingly hilarious because she's not even a strong jawed woman like sigourney, they're just trying to insult her by insinuating she's ugly like them

Because they know, deep inside their beings and minds, that there is no bigger insult to a woman to be mistaken by something that she isn't. And even worse, to be mistaken by a mockery of what she is. In the end they hate women as much as any incel, but they try really hard to pour salt on any wound that might appear.

 

[pr3nt177]

This part is pretty funny:


They busted into his mansion, he was nekkid and made up like a woman, so they threw a blanket over his fat ass and arrested him

Artist's impression:
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IKR, the whole thing is hilarious... from making his escape in his "leather PVC mini-skirt" (how tacky/he's no svelte specimen) to the "..."blonde wig” on a table".

He's obviously never heard of washing his slap off and moisturising.

man calling women he doesnt like masculine to feel better about himself not being a woman. you can't make these things up.

Vagina envy. Simple as that.

I love the fact that every woman on the planet, young / old / fat / thin / rich / poor make these trannies seethe 24/7. Uppity women more so.

I could only pray that the jury would be 50% Kiwis and 50% TERFs.

or Labour voters.

 

[Fapcop]

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Imagine being a father and having to go and pick your son up in that get-up.

I could only pray that the jury would be 50% Kiwis and 50% TERFs.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

And don't forget that trannies always use all sorts of camera filters in order to appear as flattering as they can in the photos they post. Or at least the most self concious and bragging trannies. Like many have said, you see a woman you will know she is a woman. There are many indicators and no matter how she dresses and unless she's physically not great, you will know it's a woman.

When it comes to a tranny no matter what happens, there is something that will set you off like the faint smell of spoiled milk. No matter how hard they try, unless they have a weak chin and they are small dudes, they will not pass.

Because they know, deep inside their beings and minds, that there is no bigger insult to a woman to be mistaken by something that she isn't. And even worse, to be mistaken by a mockery of what she is. In the end they hate women as much as any incel, but they try really hard to pour salt on any wound that might appear.

It's a question of exposure time too. There's an FTM trans person at my job, who to their credit has not made a big deal about it and is quite professional, at least in my incidental contacts with them. It was confirmed to me by someone in the know, but they're basically stealth to most people at work. Initially I didn't clock them as anything other than a short, somewhat effeminate dude. But the more meetings and interactions I had, the more obvious it became, subtle things like their body shape and face shape, their voice and mannerisms, all things that I wouldn't necessarily notice on just passing them in the street. Troons rely on online interactions as a cope because you can catfish forever there, whereas in real life, the more people spend time with them, the more obvious it will become that even the twinkiest MTF or butchest FTM isn't what they claim to be.