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But now we can kick them towards the FAQ instead of writing the answer every damn time.
Some of those dorks are just repeating that as a shitpost.
Prison Letters (06/27/22) - New Chris Chan Jail Letter - Eels and the Eggman talk about OCs to Chris, Helena will supposedly work with Chris on Sonichu, Chris claims that Heilberg confirmed his returning to 14BLC and that he was never attracted to Bella
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Some of those dorks are just repeating that as a shitpost.
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Chris wanted it all in one woman, didn't he. Man imagine coming home from a 12 hour day at your CEO job to clean Chris's shit off every surface in the house while stepping on legos.
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He's going to get out eventually. The question is whether he'll ever return home, which I doubt. The property isnt fit to be lived in and he's not capable of making it fit to live in. He'll be released with conditions into a halfway house and (hopefully for his sake and societies) end up in a group home or something similar.
What he did is disgusting and unnatural and probably should warrant a very harsh sentence but the reality is its not the kind of thing they lock people up for life for. Given his advanced retardation I don't think he'll ever be released without conditions, and he's probably also not capable of complying with those conditions so (imo) he's likely going to be in and out of jail for some time.
I'm looking forward to the homeless saga.
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And to think, when all of this incest/rape shit first kicked off, lots of us commented on how Chris was either gonna be in prison for the rest of his life, or he was gonna get beat up and killed by his cellmates.
And now we're here, and it looks like Chris is going to be free soon after only a year, and he barely seems fazed by his experience.
It is what it is, I guess.
And now we're here, and it looks like Chris is going to be free soon after only a year, and he barely seems fazed by his experience.
It is what it is, I guess.
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New letter where amongst other things Chris wonders how good a kisser Null is:
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Eels and the Eggmam seems like the new Ben Saint.
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"Fate and Karma are hitting Josh Hard - I find curious if he would have been a better kisser than Judas"
Nigga you fuckin' gay
I just wish a lot of the weens would just stop censoring letters. It's just retarded and acting like this is one big gayop is just as autistic as Chris is.
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A replacement for Barb? Doesn't sound dubious at all now.
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Sadly narcissists have a natural talent at evading mental health officials. On the rare cases they do have to face them they're More than capable of ignoring everything a psychiatrist would tell them.
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i like him better than Saint. He isn’t nearly as smug. Plus he’s been supplying us with new letters that weren’t really supposed to be shared.
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That would be Crystal, if Dillin Thomas' theory of "If Chris ever had Crystal" ever came true.
Reginald was a Lego piece that still babbled as a toddler that Crystal looked after in Lego form too
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It just occurred to me, we don't actually have to beat/shock collar Chris. Just lock him in a room with no food, and he can only get meals if he denies his divinity 1000 times. Eventually the repetition should set in. You could change it up by having different ways to have Chris have to face the fact that he's not a god.
Starving Chris would force him to be more practical.
Starving Chris would force him to be more practical.
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She was 19...but looked like a youthful high school sophomore.
FFS Chris just confess you're a 40 year old overweight (well maybe formerly overweight) creepy pedo/ebebophile who wants to have sex with children and teenagers because you still see yourself as one and will never grow up past peaking in high school.
Phew OK sorry of that sounded a loggy but, what else is there to interpret based on that statement from him?
FFS Chris just confess you're a 40 year old overweight (well maybe formerly overweight) creepy pedo/ebebophile who wants to have sex with children and teenagers because you still see yourself as one and will never grow up past peaking in high school.
Phew OK sorry of that sounded a loggy but, what else is there to interpret based on that statement from him?
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I think this is Chris' pathetic attempt to deny any notions of ephebophilia. He said this in the context of saying that he had no romantic involvement with Fiona. i.e. "We weren't involved partly because damn she looked young."
Which is of course bullshit. Chris would fuck any biological adult with a cooch if he thought he could get away with it. "Grass on the field" rules.
I still contend that Chris is not a pedo though.
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It's the fact he put so much empasis on how Fiona looks like "a sophmore", basically a 15/16 year old, in his eyes. That'd be off-putting to anyone.
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It was nice knowing ya.
Chris will see your new profile pic and declare you his new heartsweet.
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"Mary Sue and Gary Stu"
Is that from something or did he just choose the first names he could think of that rhymed with Mary Sue?
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Does it matter? I mean, a replacement for Barb is just another human fleshlight.
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