DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

Btw:

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

People over on the subreddit have been saying Ukrainian Vodka is Jake Lasso. That's as much as I know.

Is the same subreddit saying OIC is superhound?

 

[NursezillaX]

Imagine being this 'Emil' cuck and paying a grown ass dude's grocery bills for him every week. How fucking depressing.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Difference between Tuesday and Wednesday being his day off? Games might release on Tuesday...and restaurants might be closed

 

[Saltmine]

Lancaster you fucking retard do you know how many calories it takes to maintain fat khets girth!?

 

[UsedUp]

Donate to this?

Nah, give life savings to this starving gentleman

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

“Happiest he’s been in his life” btw

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Oh boy , so Phil just went on a mega rant because someone suggested him to stop eating out to save money, I'm gonna transcribe some of his literal words and some gist of what he said at the beginning , and in between parenthesis I will write the deboonks of his non sense, since he says so much stupid shit I can't just let it go:

Someone super chatted Phil asking why does he have to eat out so much, couldn't you save money by eating at home? Phil response is that he is so busy that he can literally never see his waif, sometimes he only sees her in the morning and that's it (which is tacitly admitting they don't sleep on the same bed, because if they did he would see her at night) , and because they are so busy working 14 hours a day they can never see each other, they are either working or grinding doing something super productive, they eat food the food they cook themselves all the time (which is a lie of course) , but once a week he eats out (that's a lie) , he has to cram everything he has to do on his day off because he doesn't have time (that's a lie since he works less than a person with a normal job) he has to cram in that day off the following: legal appointments (is Phil roleplaying as someone who meets with a lawyer once a week?) ,doctor appointments (does he go to the doctor once a week? LMAO how fucked is his health) , bank appointments (who the fuck has bank appointments?) , buying groceries, buying supplies for jasper (falls in the same category as groceries but he makes it a different one to sound he is more busy than what he is), other supplies and things for the home (again done in the same place during the same time).

According to him 75% of his day off is running around doing errands (so according to him going to the store takes 12 hours of his day) , it's things you have to do when you are an adult (you are a little kid and that's why you don't understand I need to spend a few thousand on doordash and eating out each month) , 25% of one day a week he gets to do something nice with his waif so he decided that during that only time he has off per month he is going to eat out once (he has way more time off than that, also it's not true since he eats once a week, it's way more than that and orders doordash all the time) , it's their time together once a week (so if you are broke you can still spend money you don't have because you deserve it) , eating out is the only special thing they get to do once a week (this retard thinks the only thing married people do is consume food in a restaurant when they want to do something special).

"So here is what I have to say to you, fuck you, you are s fucking stupid idiot, you are here to criticize , you don't understand anything and what you are saying has no meaning, what you are trying to do is act like I'm some kind of irresponsible overspending idiot" (which you are because you spends thousands a month on doordash,eating out, WWE and alcohol) "and that's why I'm in the situation I am" (yes it's your fault) "you don't know anything, you don't live it, you are a scumbag for even asking this dumb question, REALLY , you are a fucking intrusive jerk, why would you even ask that question?" (because you beg for money all day saying it goes to bills and it goes to anything but "basic bills") "why are you implying that I don't know how to handle myself and my life?" (because you don't) "it's not your fucking business to ask it on a stream and to derail the fucking stream" (then where he can ask it?) "you are an idiot, ok? so go fuck yourself , I don't need your superchat , I don't need your dumb questions, you insult me on my fucking stream" (asking him a question is insulting him) "I already answered this question a million times in the past by the way" (and the answer makes no sense like now) "so fuck off and don't ask stupid questions on my stream that are gonna piss me off" (give me money and praise, don't ask questions just paypig harder) "ok? YES, I deserve once a week to spend 25% of one day doing something nice with my wife" (you don't eat out once a week, you don't order doordash once a week and you don't have only 25% of one day as your only time off, this nigga roleplays as if he worked 80 hours a week and then on his day off has to do errands for 12 hours) "I do deserve that" (I deserve to spend as much money as I want and fuck you for questioning my paypig).

Then someone in chat said "I'm married with children and I can still do things after work" so Phil LIMBed him, said "ok" and kept streaming.

You know? I used to think Piece of Peace gets too angry at Phil when he says he wishes Phil would die but after being exposed to 5 minutes of raw Phil I remembered why I want him to have a car accident and never walk again, what an compulsive liar, manipulative, entitled piece of shit this guy is. Also thanks for the money paypig get shitted on lol, that's what you get for questioning the alpha dent.

EDIT: Lmao, I just say that 10 seconds after his rant is done Emil tips him 50 dollars, amazing how the dents reward this kind of behaviour. Btw the rant starts at 14:39:07 time in the raw dsp re-stream.

Spoiler: When the rant starts

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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I got 30 seconds in and knew everything else he would get incredibly wrong on every level.

Difference between Tuesday and Wednesday being his day off? Games might release on Tuesday...and restaurants might be closed
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The ums and uhs are his biggest bullshitting tell.

According to him 75% of his day off is running around doing errands

Well, that and getting his picture taken

what you are trying to do is act like I'm some kind of irresponsible overspending idiot"

Not 'some kind' Phail..................an ACTUAL irresponsible overspending idiot. See: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bankruptcy-analysis-and-faq-thread.65795/

 

[actually]

Re: DMCA claims, Phil's probably not as protected as he'd like to think: https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23205248/lofi-girl-hip-hop-beats-channel-dmca-takedown-restored

Superhound, either, for that matter.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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Rant aside… 13h in, he’s playing a version which can be sped up to 3x and he still hasn’t reached the Gold Saucer?!

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Funny thing about the Subway rant is you could replace Subway with his stream. Same shit arranged a different way, or named something different but it's the same, and you get a lot of what his "business" is.

Subway, just like Phil's stream, is shit and shouldn't exist.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Funny thing about the Subway rant is you could replace Subway with his stream. Same shit arranged a different way, or named something different but it's the same, and you get a lot of what his "business" is.

Subway, just like Phil's stream, is shit and shouldn't exist.

Incorrect. Subway provides a product towards the greater good.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Out of the $150 or so he got in today's day stream, $105 came from 3 paypigs

But hey, organic growth of audience and a "very supported stream by his viewers"

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Out of the $150 or so he got in today's day stream, $105 came from 3 paypigs

But hey, organic growth of audience and a "very supported stream by his viewers"

It’s worse than that, it was $130/$163

$55 from Shoggoth, $50 from “Emil H” and $25 daily stipend from 1mm

Edit: correction by PoP, Shoggoth tipped $75

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

"You act like I'm some kind of irresponsible, overspending idiot and that's why I'm in the situation I'm in."

Yes, that's exactly what you are by declaring bankruptcy, Philip.

 

[Brother Wind]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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God I fucking despise him saying that. I really do. And I keep saying it. And it keeps making me tophat. Like he wants to fucking LARP as an adult all the time. But he just has no fucking clue. It's all just a fucking sham. He's playing pretend. His wife, at best, is fucking fleecing him. At worst, a fucking retard too. Like, real married couples can probably just enjoy a fucking hour together. Who knows I might be fucking abnormal, but I've spent plenty of just odd hours with girls I was dating, including my wife, doing fuck all. Just bonding. Sure as shit some of them were even preceded with "do you wanna go do something?" answered by "are you paying, because last I checked I'm broke." And shit if we were really sick of being cooped up in the house. We'd go for a walk. Or a drive.

Or if we were really restless. We'd fuck. But that's one I know Phil can't copy.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Out of the $150 or so he got in today's day stream, $105 came from 3 paypigs

But hey, organic growth of audience and a "very supported stream by his viewers"

Phil has constantly been carried by a few piglets, Tut or OiC or whoever else wants to feel like a big fish and make the trolls seethe at their screens. So long as he can buy his doordash while spending thousands on WWE gatcha he doesn't care how and where that money comes from.

 

[George Beorge]

He behaves like someone who hates what he does but relies on it to survive. Every moment a game isn't easy is "work" and he clearly doesn't want to be doing it.

Its just like, so utterly bizarre how the man thinks.

When Phil says stuff like this I don't even experience anger or disappointment or even humor, just pure and utter bewilderment.
I think that's the only reason I've been following him for so long.
He never fails to boggle the mind.
Remember when he ate Ramen with a spoon?

I want to know how he ticks.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

"You act like I'm some kind of irresponsible, overspending idiot and that's why I'm in the situation I'm in."

Yes, that's exactly what you are by declaring bankruptcy, Philip.

Phil literally just yesterday:

“If I had credit I would get a credit card and just buy a PC with that”

If he exercised in real life instead of doing mental gymnastics every day, maybe he wouldn’t look like a decrepit corpse at 40.