DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[thedingledongle]

Honest question, and I apologize if it’s been presented before…would anyone on this planet, besides ma and pa snort, be sad if Phil died? Khet would be happier than a pig in shit for that money.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Phil is convinced he can't do anything about his physical goods, because trolls are gonna find his stuff and fuck with him. But he suddenly believes "someone" is interested in helping him upgrade his PC?

Bullshit, no one breaks paranoia that hard. And even if it is, okay cucks, get Phil a nice PC he won't maintain. He doesn't even update OBS or whatever, because he doesn't want to have to tweak settings. The fuck do you think he's gonna do with newer gear? Okay paypigs, get him top of the line; the 4000 series isn't out yet, so get him a 3090TI with a Motherboard that can support DDR5 RAM.

That's because it's our resident dent OIC who already promised him this PC last year. This faggot set aside $1600 in a savings account just for daddy Phil's PC.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

HELL YEAH $3k LEMON PC SAGA ROUND 2 COMING UP.

Man, I can't wait for the reveal stream where Phil pokes at the tower for 30 minutes while doing fuck all else.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

This retard really just said he needs 2k to get a PC that he can just stream from and has an internal capture device.

I hope the whales come out in full force for his 3k gaming pc so he can have a 480p webcam and promise a green screen for another 4 years.

 

[Lazycunt]

PAPAVERA HOPE YOU DIE IN AN AUTOMOBILE WRECK!

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What stoped him from just googling the shit, fucking I'm over the lazy shit he does it makes me mati

Phil is convinced he can't do anything about his physical goods, because trolls are gonna find his stuff and fuck with him. But he suddenly believes "someone" is interested in helping him upgrade his PC?

Bullshit, no one breaks paranoia that hard. And even if it is, okay cucks, get Phil a nice PC he won't maintain. He doesn't even update OBS or whatever, because he doesn't want to have to tweak settings. The fuck do you think he's gonna do with newer gear?

He wants a gaming computer when he said he has no interest in gaming ... and he wants a really solid computer that he is never going fully utilise and a several hundred dollar camera but he needs the bells and whistles
He's also never going to update, maintain or clean this computer.
For a guy who likes to hoard shit he looks after none of it
Who fucking says that about a computer is he a grandpa?

Edit
Phils obsession with just getting the most expensive thing without looking into the products quality is amazing as always

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil doesn't know what he wants, because despite being a kahntent creator for 10+ years and streaming for 7+ of those, he doesn't know shit about how computer capture shit works. There are plenty of people who stream and do all their kahntent shit on 2000 series cards and a couple year olds processors; but the difference is they know how shit works and are willing to put time in to tweak settings. Phil wants a powerbox that just works; and as an aside, newer tech comes with a bigger power draw and a bigger power draw comes with more need for cooling, and physics says even if you cool, you don't get rid of it, so the heat is transferred into his room. Enjoy sweating Phil.

I'm still having paranoia about his previous distress shit with being quiet, then going clown mode, and now he's invested in getting a new PC. I don't know what it might be, but I can't shake the feeling like something else is going on.

 

[BreffisLilTreat]

What a fucking idiot, even if money was no issue it would be idiotic to buy $3k PC. That's like buying a 60 grand Civic, just not a lot of value let dollar.

He could make a very capable streaming PC for $1k easy.

 

[Lazycunt]

Phil doesn't know what he wants, because despite being a kahntent creator for 10+ years and streaming for 7+ of those, he doesn't know shit about how computer capture shit works. There are plenty of people who stream and do all their kahntent shit on 2000 series cards and a couple year olds processors; but the difference is they know how shit works and are willing to put time in to tweak settings. Phil wants a powerbox that just works; and as an aside, newer tech comes with a bigger power draw and a bigger power draw comes with more need for cooling, and physics says even if you cool, you don't get rid of it, so the heat is transferred into his room. Enjoy sweating Phil.

That's why he hinted in the cooling aspect he wants water cooling only I guarantee it

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I know I'm like 8 hours late or some shit but when it comes to Phil sperging out about Subway. If you're confused about why he dedicated 25 minutes to an unhinged schizo homeless guy at the train station rant about how "it's not even a foot long and it's not even real bread because they got sued to oblivion" and how every single Subway should be out of business, it's because of a decade long grudge. Back in the early days he wanted to do a DSP Tries It of some new Subway sandwich they advertised so he went to his local franchise, got told that they don't have the sandwich, then he went full Karen and the franchise owner told him to fuck off. Guy puts Warhammer Fantasy dwarves to shame with the amount of grudges he has.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil doesn't know what he wants, because despite being a kahntent creator for 10+ years and streaming for 7+ of those, he doesn't know shit about how computer capture shit works. There are plenty of people who stream and do all their kahntent shit on 2000 series cards and a couple year olds processors; but the difference is they know how shit works and are willing to put time in to tweak settings. Phil wants a powerbox that just works; and as an aside, newer tech comes with a bigger power draw and a bigger power draw comes with more need for cooling, and physics says even if you cool, you don't get rid of it, so the heat is transferred into his room. Enjoy sweating Phil.

I'm still having paranoia about his previous distress shit with being quiet, then going clown mode, and now he's invested in getting a new PC. I don't know what it might be, but I can't shake the feeling like something else is going on.

As someone mentioned earlier, Phil will just buy the most expensive thing, even if expensive doesn't equal better. The fucker will most likely do the same thing he did with his car and other PC: neglect its maintenance to the point where either he's told what to do, or leave it as an excuse to bitch.

 

[PieceofShet]

I like how he said that his main focus is to be able to stream without drops and not playing pc games.

 

[UsedUp]

Nothings going to change if he gets a new PC. DSP the only person that needs thousands of dollars for a gaming PC to SPECIFICALLY not game on. He will still have his same dumb leaderboards, slideshows, what changes? He will be back beggin for you retards to pay his Bill's, buy his groceries and have a nice relaxing dinner with his wife. Everything that is given to DSP benefits him, the way DSP gives back is by having you dentheads paying for Closet Reveals and other LUDACRIS react events or paying to watch him eat food or change the fucking color of a font in his leaderboard! I hope every single one of you is Grifted for ever single cent you have till you're on your death beds. Cause DSP has shown he can out live any one, including you wheel chairs.

 

[Kheapathic]

Hey Phil, I made you like an 80% stream PC.

https://pcpartpicker.com/list/yBFpmr

i7-10700 - because Phil doesn't need to overlock or anything and the 9700 was more expensive; and he'd brick an AMD with his dent tech support.
Asus Z490 - because Phil doesn't need a full size motherboard, just an mini-ITX with enough slots to meet the needs.
RAM - I'm a bit of a Corsair fanboy, and figured he needed at least 32GB at 3600 speed, but no RGB or anything.
Storage - The 250GB stick for the OS and whatever apps/programs, he doesn't use much; the 4GB for fast recording of whatever it is he's doing.
Videocard - The 1660 is more than enough, fuck you.
PSU - 650 Watts is more than you'll ever need, also Corsair.

Staple it to a piece of plywood or carboard and let it heat your room. Anything else is a luxury you don't need, figure out your own capture device. Fuck you.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

New autistic K pop video thanks Slayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBWegm4d4Q

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

New autistic K pop video thanks Slayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBWegm4d4Q

No wonder Phil was so pissed. All that work must have been pure torture for him.

 

[Dona Morte]

New SLayer viddddoooo.
Keep 'em coming Slayer!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This is definitely worth $150

 

[Angry Banker]

Uh-oh, top of the subreddit right now. Will this be enough for another Reddit rant?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

This retard really just said he needs 2k to get a PC that he can just stream from and has an internal capture device.

I hope the whales come out in full force for his 3k gaming pc so he can have a 480p webcam and promise a green screen for another 4 years.

The reason to get a capture card is so you can record at 4k 60fps HDR fancy graphics. Any piece of crap device can stream at 1080p. Nice waste of "Emil"'s money ensuing.

 

[myone]

Hey kids, who's ready for another 7 minute rant about money and his day off?

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Oh boy, he's done it now. He's lost any semblance of sanity he had left.

"I'm not beholden to anyone!" Philbert, you absolute moron! Your daily income and livelihood depends on tips and donations of your patrons whales. YOU ARE BEHOLDEN TO EVERYONE! Find a regular job with a company, which you then will be beholden to instead, if you want to be independent from your viewers.

Staying in the good graces of his so called supporters is what gets food on his table. He's completely left planet earth.