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When I saw this thread featured, I thought it was because she'd finally died. That said, I'm almost impressed with how many of her recipes come out looking like diarrhea.
Gross Anna Johnson / The Fit Vegan Ginger / Creation Nutrition / Anna's Organics Lynchburg - Jesus Freak, orthorexic, creator of vegan food monstrosities, munches to avoid getting a job
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GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG
3 SCOOPS DAILY FOR BIG GAINS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3 SCOOPS DAILY FOR BIG GAINS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So, um, all up the ginger in that little bowl was almost an entire teaspoon. That's... fuck. Now I want to throw up.
@Gentleburd, either you and your brother are insanely brave, or maybe just insane. Please let us know what hospital you're in and I'll have some flowers delivered, to cheer you both up as you recover from the emergency surgery needed repair the hole the soylent green concoction burned through your respective stomachs. You have each gone far and above your Kiwi duty, to become true heroes of the Farms. I salute you.
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I think it's pretty much a given that TFVG doesn't actually eat any of the concoctions that she brews in her witch's cauldron.
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I wonder how many of her 'followers' have attempted to make and eat this stuff.
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That honestly makes it all worse. She makes all this chemistry experiment-looking sludge then just doesn't even do anything with it.
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Don't know how she can claim to make healthy meals when none of her recipes seem to contain any protein. I pity the overweight follower that thinks her nonsense will actually help.
(I do wonder if she goes for high carb and no-nutrient, mostly water foods because it's easier to purge. I've heard bulimics avoid eating certain foods because they make the vomit messier)
(I do wonder if she goes for high carb and no-nutrient, mostly water foods because it's easier to purge. I've heard bulimics avoid eating certain foods because they make the vomit messier)
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Her followers now are probably just looking for thinspo and nothing else.
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Honestly, the worst part of this whole adventure was when the mug cake started bubbling. That's not normal, man.
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I can only hope your tastebuds make a full recovery.
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So bad you're using Stella Artois to wash out the taste!
Also @Null had better give you some achievement ratings for this shit!
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Lol, the beer is my brother's. This whole thing drove him to drink, poor guy. (I don't drink beer due to my gluten allergy)
A note for the future: If she ever does release her cookbook, if a Kiwi gets their hands on a copy and scans some pages, my bro and I will look into doing a round two for you guys.
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I like the way she tags #run in the gym photos but its clearly a cross trainer. They burn way more calories than a treadmill without having to have a crazy incline.
I'm sure she spends a couple of hours on one every day & eats just enough to stop herself from passing out. It's a common way to hide an ED behind being healthy & fit. Which is her entire image.
The constant use of a CorningWare casserole dish as a green mush bowl is triggering me.
I'm sure she spends a couple of hours on one every day & eats just enough to stop herself from passing out. It's a common way to hide an ED behind being healthy & fit. Which is her entire image.
The constant use of a CorningWare casserole dish as a green mush bowl is triggering me.
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captkrisma
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Oh for fuck sake...this isn't soup, it's TEA WITH ADDED VEGETABLES.
Now for the big challenge Kiwis: take her recipies (which are mostly spices and shitty ingredients to begin with), and make them into actually edible dishes. Our shitty version of Chopped!
EDIT: for an actual good and healthy vegan blog go to Thug Kitchen. Their shit tastes amazing. http://www.thugkitchen.com/
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I didn't have time to post this, but now I do.
When I went to see a dietician Friday to help with my Marfans Syndrome, I was just chit chatting with the doc for about 30 mins after,and showed him her pictures and information and here's what he said:
She may be mistakenly diagnosed with Marfans eventually because she has the symptoms now, but didn't as a kid.
She has a case of scoliosis so bad that her spine is eventually going to break by itself.
She does likely have rickets, and he estimates her knees will give out soon from the bone softening. Oh and she has an obvious case of severe osteoporosis.
She has vitamin D deficiency to a point that its likely unfixable.
Her heart is going to die out within a few years, the lack of vitamins she has been in taking combined with the amount of medical problems she already has will make her aortic valve eventually just prolapse.
This isn't even going into all the lung, muscle, brain, dental,etc diseases she has probably developed.
This dietician gave her 5 years at max if she continues on this path, and 25 years if she would up and stop, due to the irreparable damage caused.
When I went to see a dietician Friday to help with my Marfans Syndrome, I was just chit chatting with the doc for about 30 mins after,and showed him her pictures and information and here's what he said:
She may be mistakenly diagnosed with Marfans eventually because she has the symptoms now, but didn't as a kid.
She has a case of scoliosis so bad that her spine is eventually going to break by itself.
She does likely have rickets, and he estimates her knees will give out soon from the bone softening. Oh and she has an obvious case of severe osteoporosis.
She has vitamin D deficiency to a point that its likely unfixable.
Her heart is going to die out within a few years, the lack of vitamins she has been in taking combined with the amount of medical problems she already has will make her aortic valve eventually just prolapse.
This isn't even going into all the lung, muscle, brain, dental,etc diseases she has probably developed.
This dietician gave her 5 years at max if she continues on this path, and 25 years if she would up and stop, due to the irreparable damage caused.
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DragoonSierra
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Should have fed it to the cat. If the cat eats it its officially cat food.
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Pretty sure there's laws against animal cruelty; killing them falls into that category.
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I'm honestly glad I suggested Cranberry Fuck as a dish. It really is quite terrible as a dish idea and needed some love. Wait, whoops. I meant bile. Lots and lots of bile.
Definitely gonna save some dosh then, because this shit is funny.
If success isn't mandatory I can always give a couple of dishes a shot. Preferrably a pair with similar ingredients since I'm a poor fuck and I'm not bankrupting myself to do something I will likely fuck up.
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Yeah, see, the thing here is that her recipes aren't actually recipes. They're more like conglomerations. She's not actually choosing ingredients, she's finding random things in the supermarket sale bin, chopping and mixing them together and taking photographs. I'm not being sarcastic, this is actually what she's doing. It's impossible to remake a recipe when there is no recipe to begin with.