DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Why? Kat looks like female Majin Buu and has no credentials. There is no plan B for her.
Because there is only so long a human being can tolerate a ranting raving manchild spending most of their money on a mobile game and begging every day, caught in an autism vortex of other crazed manchildren running about Seattle trying to snap a pic of her behemoth ass.
 
This is horrifying, what fucking mongoloid thought that save states were a good idea? Literally takes away any and all consequence from the game, what's the point of even playing this shit at this point?
So Phil can sit on his ass and beg for money to play WWEChampions as soon as his stream ends whilst LARPing as a sucessful streamer with a MomWife and Catson who love him
 
This is horrifying, what fucking mongoloid thought that save states were a good idea? Literally takes away any and all consequence from the game, what's the point of even playing this shit at this point?
I can't imagine the person who created save states thought of this abuse of them in even his darkest nightmares. This is full on "grug no understand why failing" mongoloid face tanking, the only skill of it seems in the speed his hands have recognized the pattern to reset his save state.
 
there is only so long a human being can tolerate a ranting raving manchild spending most of their money on a mobile game
Well his "soul mate" isn't a particularly normal human being either, to be with someone like Phil of all people, you'd have to be both equally retarded and insular as he is, Kat seems to fit the bill, more so than Leanna ever did.

I do agree to an extent that to live the life she has right now with Phil of all people for the rest of her time on this earth sounds like a terrible curse, and her time with him is obviously not going to last forever (not metaphorically, like she will leave him before he hits death's door) but of course if you want to speculate hop into the Kat thread and you'll see why most people seem to lean towards the opinion of Kat not budging at all unless Phil's house of cards come tumbling down in some disastrous fashion.
 
DSP: The detractors say that the Sonic hat makes me look like a retard so I'm not gonna wear that anymore
Also DSP:
It's just like the classic "platinum vest". He knew he looked like a tard and did everything he could to get out of wearing it. The only difference is that the dents loved the vest while no one gives a fuck about the "sonic hat" because he somehow has even worse hats.
I like how he said that his main focus is to be able to stream without drops and not playing pc games.
Which doesn't require thousands spent on it. Also I thought it was because his footage was getting "corrupted" which was forcing him to leave the stream recording up instead of having it cut up. Classic Phil, can't keep a story straight for even a day.a
Oh boy, he's done it now. He's lost any semblance of sanity he had left.

"I'm not beholden to anyone!" Philbert, you absolute moron! Your daily income and livelihood depends on tips and donations of your patrons whales. YOU ARE BEHOLDEN TO EVERYONE! Find a regular job with a company, which you then will be beholden to instead, if you want to be independent from your viewers.

Staying in the good graces of his so called supporters is what gets food on his table. He's completely left planet earth.
He's fallen into the same trap every self employed asshole that escaped retail ends up in, thinking that they are free from expectations and do whatever they want until the money dries up. Usually they grow out of it but since Phil is a vortex of financial irresponsibility, he'll never learn.
phil also got off his ass mid stream to check emails today. so why couldnt he take the keemstar call?

phil full of contradictions today.
Because he had no intention of agreeing to whatever keemstar had in mind. A big part of it was that he didn't want to and just used it as an excuse to justify in his mind why he ignored him.
 
go at 1:26:30 and listen the next couple of minutes.
"in case you don't know: if you are using paypal, stripe, or whatever, you get access to the last 4 digits of the CC, the expiry date, the CSV code, the billing code."
"Paypal has the habit of sending full billing details, inc your address, to merchants that use their system for..."
the video is from some user here named @Null or something with a retarded dog as avatar... good guy but don't let him hang around here too much.
 
Because there is only so long a human being can tolerate a ranting raving manchild spending most of their money on a mobile game and begging every day, caught in an autism vortex of other crazed manchildren running about Seattle trying to snap a pic of her behemoth ass.
There's no chance he acts the same way around her that he does on stream. He's a massive coward in person according to everyone who's ever met him, he probably just does whatever she says and keeps his head down.
 
Mark my words, I believe we're getting close to the DSP Divorce arc.
She isn't going to the Jim and Tyrone has long walked off. So to WHOM and WHERE?
Hooking up with her sister... riiiight. Out of those two She is the most successful. A true King Midas touch Phil had there!
 
Mark my words, I believe we're getting close to the DSP Divorce arc.
If it was true love they wouldn't need to spend money on restaurants every week, they would be happy to just have each others company. For real tho Phil would probably still blow too much money on food even if he got divorced.
 
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Did I miss something? Did the dents fucking buy this retard his "needed 3k pc"?
No, just this:
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