"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Post my DOX

Fat hands. Mullato Brown. Possibly Swarthoid. Above 30 physically. Around 12 mentally judging by grip. Thank you for enjoying my product. No refunds.

 

[Solus]

Jim usually isn't the target for the Jimcels that come in here. They would pop up in the thread suck Jim's dick posting fanart for pages, and demand people using the thread how its supposed to get banned. It makes post from Jimcels sound like messages from people who want to be Jim's girlfriend rather than discussing a lolcow and his actions.

I would have figured if someone was going to go through the trouble of fellating a grown man online that they would make the guy they're sucking off the main target.
That's why people pay to have "true and honest fan" so they're isn't any confusion who their target is.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Autism Speaks: The thread

Honestly, just within the Internet Famous subforum, I find the Mike Peinovich thread to be far far more autistic than this one. Yeah, this one is bad, but not the worst.

 

[Pumpkin_Spice_Bastard]

Fat hands. Mullato Brown. Possibly Swarthoid. Above 30 physically. Around 12 mentally judging by grip. Thank you for enjoying my product. No refunds.

My identity is safe then lol.

 

[WebLurker]

Kinda nifty. A bit small, so I guess you based on a box of slims so only 12 Marlboros fit. I also stuck in the liner from my pack to protect the freshness.
Maybe some additional design iterations to make it more sturdy and have a better closing mechanism?
I rate it 4/5

Holy shit, mate, wtf is wrong with your thumb!?


That looks like the start of 'clubbing', which is an underlining symptom of far worse health problems (like lung cancer, heart disease, Crohn's disease and Graves' disease). Have you ever gotten that checked?

 

[Stoneheart]

That looks like the start of 'clubbing', which is an underlining symptom of far worse health problems (like lung cancer, heart disease, Crohn's disease and Graves' disease). Have you ever gotten that checked?

well lung cancer is a given if you smojke 4 packs of jimco fags a day...

 

[Extreme Crusader]

You niggers are weird. Keep it up, so I can document your future of being a lolcow.

 

[bonusmp3]

Bibble claims the swatting was fake and used to boost Metokur's view count and after the clip they bring up bloodsports, throw down a challenge, and claim Metokur would be too cowardly to go against Bibble in his crippled state.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Honestly, just within the Internet Famous subforum, I find the Mike Peinovich thread to be far far more autistic than this one. Yeah, this one is bad, but not the worst.

The Mike Enoch and this tread are the worst thread on the entire farms. This thread is literally just r/metokur and the dick suckers in Jim replies on a forum.

If Metokur's fanbase belonged to someone else we would have gotten a hugbox video on it. He doesnt have cancer, that is a lie. Even if he did he can still make videos because he can stream and play vidya. Where is the video Jim?

 

[Least Concern]

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Bibble claims the swatting was fake and used to boost Metokur's view count and after the clip they bring up bloodsports, throw down a challenge, and claim Metokur would be too cowardly to go against Bibble in his crippled state.

Of all the people to still be "hanging from Ralph's nuts," Bibble is still there?

Well. It'll be interesting when the inevitable happens in that case, I suppose. Cozy.tv doesn't have a prohibition on the hard R, right?

 

[SenutiSolidus]

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Bibble claims the swatting was fake and used to boost Metokur's view count and after the clip they bring up bloodsports, throw down a challenge, and claim Metokur would be too cowardly to go against Bibble in his crippled state.

Ah yes, police officers will happily throw their careers away to help internet autists fuck with each other.

 

[Dude Snakes]

The Mike Enoch and this tread are the worst thread on the entire farms. This thread is literally just r/metokur and the dick suckers in Jim replies on a forum.

If Metokur's fanbase belonged to someone else we would have gotten a hugbox video on it. He doesnt have cancer, that is a lie. Even if he did he can still make videos because he can stream and play vidya. Where is the video Jim?

Go touch grass.

 

[Quintex96]

This thread is literally just r/metokur and the dick suckers in Jim replies on a forum.

Mate, you are more than welcome to seethepost about Jim everyday. But would it kill you to proofread before you hit reply? I have reread this part multiple times and I still have no idea what this mens.

 

[dankeybong]

Gym's silence on the Kino Casino drama is deafening. As internet pope/e-daddy of everyone in the sektor he is obligated to cover it.

 

[Turkey Beef]

If you guys want to sperg over something. Why don't you ask bigal2k6 or other members of the ranting community (randomdce, lillylivers, darknessthecurse) from 06-08. About Jim. They used to Skype chat together iirc.

I second that. Jim81Jim originally became (in)famous due to his relentless whiteknighting of BigAl2k6 and those other aforementioned retards, nevermind that they're also the reason Jim kept alogging about Spax3 years after the latter stopped being relevant (not that he ever was to begin with). For what it's worth, at least Jim's attempts at doing let's plays were fun, if only because he wasn't spewing 4chan buzzwords every second.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Gym's silence on the Kino Casino drama is deafening. As internet pope/e-daddy of everyone in the sektor he is obligated to cover it.

Jim will wait until KC is definitely beyond saving. With ex-associates, he just distances himself from them, but doesn't attack dog them unless they do something too epicly retarded to ignore, or they turn on him first. Even with Sargon, it was actually Sargon pressuring and basically harassing Jim about how he should get active in politics IRL that led to Jim making fun of Sargon's attempts at IRL politics with liberalistism, Also, faggots telling Jim he's "obligated" to cover things always leads to Jim deliberately not covering something nomatter how cow-y it gets, unless they attack him like Ralph eventually did.

Just Josh going in a little on PPP's hypocrisy was the beginning of the end for them. Godwinson going after the blood in the water has probably been a killing blow to them, but I wouldn't bet the life of my child or something that they couldn't somehow still turn this around, especially this early in the backlash. Right now all it'd take is one big entertaining Ralph or Nick fuckup they can use to deflect, and the goldfish will forget and go back to paypigging. But if Jim sides against KC publicly, it'll be the nail on the coffin, maybe forever or just until some redemption arc a year or so down the line.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Go touch grass.

Grass as in lawn, or grass as in the fat reefer you smoke every day

 

[Dude Snakes]

Grass as in lawn, or grass as in the fat reefer you smoke every day

Lawn grass ie go outside and take a break from the internet, enjoy nature ect.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Grass as in lawn, or grass as in the fat reefer you smoke every day

Jim's Lawn, of course. I expect everyone in this thread to be at The Battle of Jim's Driveway.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Look. There is IMHO a fundamental difference between fucking with ralph, who is an objectively loathsome faggot because you hate him, and he invited IRL fucking with, and going to Jim's house because you are a fan who just loves him so fucking much. The former is still a little gay, but understandable given the screaming Sows behavior, the latter is bug chasing faggotry.