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The dog is dead. RIP Ziggeh. He deserved better food than the pig slop he was fed every day.
KAYS COOKING
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The original (reupload)
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I think that's because she militantly monitors her comment section. She's a fun-killer.I don’t understand the comments. It’s like 90% women who give her praise.
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Just in case anyone here hasn't seen this yet.
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Cheyenne Jasmine is the GOAT. She nails every parody.
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This is the thumbnail to her latest video:
I think kay has finally lost it.
Also I'd like to take this time to point out that her new merch (right) sucks even harder than her old merch (left):
I don't know how she made it worse but I think it's a perfect reflection of her cooking.
I think kay has finally lost it.
There's a corrupted frame right at the start in the video. Beyond that it's just a regular video where she butchers a casserole(?). She just says it's "a meal".
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Also I'd like to take this time to point out that her new merch (right) sucks even harder than her old merch (left):
I don't know how she made it worse but I think it's a perfect reflection of her cooking.
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I'm going to ask a question that probably needs no answer, does she not have a knife sharpener? Seeing her saw that pepper like it was a chore was insanity. Look, I know it's Kay and we have come to expect nothing more than nothing, but girl, that a sure way to slice your fingertip off.
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The only thing this woman is cooking is a scheme to kill her trog son via food poisoning
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A sallow face like melting wax greets the camera, looking blankly at the viewer. Nearly motionless, only a slow wavering shows it is not merely a still image. The light directly above the figure, not even the whites of its eyes are visible under its brow. The mouth unfolding open as if the skin were ready to slip off the muscle it rested upon, it speaks slowly.
"Hai people..."
Slightly echoing, it makes a deep, raspy breath, the very act taking all of its energy. It speaks again, even slower. The video distorts as the words bellow out, deepening its voice almost beyond comprehension.
"Time for," it says as it inhales again, the air catching on its rotten lungs, "...another meal."
As the camera slowly turns to the stove with a shaky grip, the sound of a fire alarm slowly fades in. It drones on and on as the view turns and turns. The camera quietly cracks in clumsy hands.
Smoke fills the air until it completely obscures everything, yet through the haze, a figure is visible on the box-shaped stove. A long, cylindrical form. Two red stumps on the bottom. One red stump visible on the side. On its top, the most defined object in the fog, a caved-in sphere. Still blurred, a mess of darkness and red implying a deformed expression can barely be made out, frozen in agony.
Just as the figure takes shape, the video cuts to a loud, harsh static before it returns to darkness where only vague motion can be occasionally deciphered. Large, fat hands, bloated like a corpse, briefly brush past the camera before the sounds of cracking and tearing are heard. Repeated crunching fills the air, coupled only with the sound of liquid dripping onto cheap linoleum.
Gradually, this chorus of ripping viscera gives way to a deafening hum, broken only by the grotesque sloshing of a single, loud swallow, the long and stringy strands of gore audibly sliding down the consumer's throat. A voice, deeper than before, gasps as if it had briefly forgotten to breathe while it indulged in its ravenous hunger. A pause, it rumbles out a weak murmur.
"Mmm," it hums. "It's quite naice." Silent slurping fills the air as its tongue explores its mouth in the persistent darkness. Its lips slap as it readies to speak one last time, the shimmer of drool briefly flashing in the blackness. "A little crunch-ay..."
Its final words silently echo. The droning hum grows louder and louder, as if the noise was making the air itself crushing and heavy, before the video finally ends. As autoplay kicks in, no trace of the video remains.
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She's being a cunt and content claiming everyone that dares to show her content, dear leader has warned her before about cutting it out. She obviously didn't listen.
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The food looks nasty but its such soothing background noise. I would hang out with her. She seems sweet albeit clueless.
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I don't think Kay gets enough coverage, so I'm going to try and start periodically putting out recaps of the worst dishes she can conjure up greatest cooked meals I can find. Honestly, Kay should get a new thread with a better OP, but this will do for now.
Honey Chicken
She fails to whisk an egg, and mixes cut chicken in flour with a spoon in a plastic container.
She makes honey sauce out of garlic, sugar, ketchup, honey, and soy sauce. She says at the end that a viewer sent her the recipe. Either there's a great honey chicken uses 3 tbsp of ketchup, and 4 tbsp of soy sauce, or someone is fucking with her.
I think this image sums up the dish quite nicely. Breaded chicken where the flour is still visible and 'honey' sauce that has the color and consistency of BBQ sauce.
Lee's comments that "the sauce was very nice" and "strong" making it so you couldn't taste "the blandness of the rice". He also said the chicken was so good you could "put yer fork innit and it breaks up instantly". A solid thoombs up.
Honey Chicken
She fails to whisk an egg, and mixes cut chicken in flour with a spoon in a plastic container.
She makes honey sauce out of garlic, sugar, ketchup, honey, and soy sauce. She says at the end that a viewer sent her the recipe. Either there's a great honey chicken uses 3 tbsp of ketchup, and 4 tbsp of soy sauce, or someone is fucking with her.
I think this image sums up the dish quite nicely. Breaded chicken where the flour is still visible and 'honey' sauce that has the color and consistency of BBQ sauce.
Lee's comments that "the sauce was very nice" and "strong" making it so you couldn't taste "the blandness of the rice". He also said the chicken was so good you could "put yer fork innit and it breaks up instantly". A solid thoombs up.
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These videos manage to be depressing and cheerful at the same time. The food is ugly and everyone exists in an impenetrable fog of melancholy, but Kay powers through, presents her son with a burnt ham steak smothered in ketchup and powdered gravy mix, and it's all good.
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Her dishes this past month could be summed up with 3 words: bland, boring, beige. There was no single one to focus on because they were all mediocre. Even Lee ended up being more interesting.
A Fry Up.
Lee was already pissy before he even tried it. It was surprising to him is that it "wasn't horrible".
Small Doughnuts.
For some reason, Lee thought it'd be a good idea if he tried putting a little pizazz to his announcement of the taste test. It's cringeworthy and self serving at best. He described the doughnuts as having the texture of a cookie.
Sausage And Bean Bake.
Lee, again, was not looking forward to it. Apparently it was "bone dry".
Vegan Spaghetti Carbonara.
Kay brings out almond milk for the sauce and can't pronounce the name. Lee responds to this by saying "just fucking get pouring it", and doesn't do the taste test. She then complains about having to eat her own food. She winced when she took the first bit, saying it was because of the "sharp sucker bacon". In spite of the apparent disgust, she said that it tasted alright because the almond milk evaporated into the dish.
Based on this month, you could add "Lee complains before trying the dish" to the bingo card.
On a more positive note, her other two non-bean-and-sausage-related baking endeavors fared much better. In fact, The Queen's Chocolate Perfection Pie looked kinda decent before she destroyed it trying to have a slice.
A Fry Up.
Lee was already pissy before he even tried it. It was surprising to him is that it "wasn't horrible".
Small Doughnuts.
For some reason, Lee thought it'd be a good idea if he tried putting a little pizazz to his announcement of the taste test. It's cringeworthy and self serving at best. He described the doughnuts as having the texture of a cookie.
Sausage And Bean Bake.
Lee, again, was not looking forward to it. Apparently it was "bone dry".
Vegan Spaghetti Carbonara.
Kay brings out almond milk for the sauce and can't pronounce the name. Lee responds to this by saying "just fucking get pouring it", and doesn't do the taste test. She then complains about having to eat her own food. She winced when she took the first bit, saying it was because of the "sharp sucker bacon". In spite of the apparent disgust, she said that it tasted alright because the almond milk evaporated into the dish.
Based on this month, you could add "Lee complains before trying the dish" to the bingo card.
On a more positive note, her other two non-bean-and-sausage-related baking endeavors fared much better. In fact, The Queen's Chocolate Perfection Pie looked kinda decent before she destroyed it trying to have a slice.
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im waiting for the day she finds the one thing she can make perfectly but everyone hates it because they are so used to everything being burnt.
Is Lee still a simp for his mother's wretched congealed gunk? Haven't watched this channel for a while, bros. There's only so much I can take. The 'spaghetti hotdog' and the 'Big Mac' videos also wrecked my psyche.