The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

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OK, so we have a couple new developments:

1) Greased Pig really thinks he can outsmart all his AAAYYY-LAWGZ so so far he hasn't doxed himself outright like he once did. Since 320 W Danner has a driveway running to the back yard, I find it likely that the Guntatruck will be parked behind the house as to hide it, not only from us but from the repo guys. Dunno how long Pantsu and Rozy will stick around in West Memphis though, so Meigh's car may not be there for very long, or it may get parked in back with the truck.

2) It's likely that Ralph will take all the junk in his former pigsty that he couldn't bring on a plane, load it in the Guntatruck, and hit the road for Arkansas. I'm not sure if Greased Pig could drive for 12 hours straight, given his physical condition. Even healthy people have gotten blood clots and suddenly slumped over fucking dead while driving from trying to drive for a half-day or more straight, only stopping for food, gas, and to use the little pig's room.

After a while Ralph's pants are gonna start "biting" into the bottom of his gunt. Considering the size of the gunt, it could happen in only a few hours. PL: I had this happen to me when I was a lot fatter, and normal sized people have no idea how fucking PAINFUL it is to have the top of your jeans biting into the bottom of your gunt to the point that it leaves deep red creases. After a while you simply HAVE to stop and rest. On top of that, Ralph's spindly legs are gonna start aching and get numb from lack of blood flow.

I'm not sure he could drive from Richmond to West Memphis in one fell swoop, which of course doesn't mean he won't try.
 
I'm not sure if Greased Pig could drive for 12 hours straight, given his physical condition. Even healthy people have gotten blood clots and suddenly slumped over fucking dead while driving from trying to drive for a half-day or more straight, only stopping for food, gas, and to use the little pig's room.

After a while Ralph's pants are gonna start "biting" into the bottom of his gunt. Considering the size of the gunt, it could happen in only a few hours. PL: I had this happen to me when I was a lot fatter, and normal sized people have no idea how fucking PAINFUL it is to have the top of your jeans biting into the bottom of your gunt to the point that it leaves deep red creases. After a while you simply HAVE to stop and rest. On top of that, Ralph's spindly legs are gonna start aching and get numb from lack of blood flow.

I'm not sure he could drive from Richmond to West Memphis in one fell swoop, which of course doesn't mean he won't try.
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This is a very good point. I've been mulling this over for awhile but I think it's time to actively say that its clear Ralph is throwing out regular amounts of dis-information. I am certain that for the number of true statements he's made about his location, he's also made purposefully false ones. Whether that include the flight out of Tampa, the time zones, when and if he is going to the Richmond house, etc.

Honestly my opinion would somehow find its way to be even lower of him if he didn't. Ralph is incredibly stupid but he also thinks he's cunning. He revels in his own perceived intelligence and therefore would at least pat himself on the ass for trying to confuse people.

I think it very important that we don't take his word for anything we can't outright prove. He's started really crossing into Chris-Chan territory where he's actively choosing to become an unreliable narrator to even his viewers.
People are just overthinking it. I mean maybe Uncle Howard decided to be his fairy goduncle but it’s more likely Ralph just found another cheap crappy place to rent, in the more rural areas west of Richmond.

Ralph’s options are limited. He’s poor, he’s “self-employed”, he’s got a criminal record and bad credit. If Pantsu left him getting a cheap white trash rental for a single man is way easier than a place for baby mama, baby and pets. He might have a few more choices if Pantsu is around to put her non-felon name on the lease, but Ralph finding a shitty place without a family in tow is easier.

He had to move on short notice for whatever reason. I just doubt he had the ability to find anything but something within an hour of Richmond. If he moved to Florida half the reason would be to make “content” with BA so he’d defeat the purpose by never hanging out or seeing BA for fear of being doxed. I also don’t think given his criminal background, credit, and money he could pull off a move more that an hour or two away on a month’s notice. Moving is expensive, but moving hundreds or thousands of miles (with a month’s notice) is really fucking expensive and difficult but adding terrible credit/criminal record and he’d have to move into a weekly rate motel and then search for some crack shack.

Simplest explanation is Pantsu gtfo so Ralph got a cheaper, crappier place. If Pantsu reappears then that only slightly changes my guesses and puts Rochester in play.

I’m curious why Ralph moved on short notice. He’s lazy and hates effort so something major happened to force him out of that house quickly. I don’t think he has the logistical capabilities or money to engineer a long distance on short notice.

He could be renting the basement in some trap house for all we know. I’m sure he’d take a house if a fairy goduncle offered it but that seems like something that would have been a planned event, not something that happens in gtfo with a month move.
 
I applaud you crazy autistic detectives but I have a fullproof plan to find out his new housing location.

Wait until the retard blurts it all out on stream.

He's bound to do it eventually. There's also a chance the vickers will find out through some court thing and spill the beans that way. It's all a matter of time.
 
He is probably somewhere that will make getting prostitutes and gambling easier.
idk like new mexico or vegas
Not a bad idea... but I'm wondering more about OLD Mexico?

I'm not knocking the 320 option as a possibility and respect all the work people have already put in. However, I think the Mexico option was perhaps discarded too quickly in this subforum? I'm not attached to this, but it may be worth pursuing before people start buying plane tickets for Memphis or filling their cars with 5 dollar gas.

Mexico Theory

-Ralph has already hinted it himself with his "how to get residency" tab that people spotted. That may have been a 5d move, but somehow I don't think so? I think he at least considered it. I'm sure we probably missed another tab that he didn't reveal along the lines of "can I dodge child support in Mexico?" probably from an MRA forum or something.

While it is possible he is leaving Richmond due to stalkers, I think it is more likely that he knows the jig is up for dodging the Vickers and the State of CA. They WILL make him pay if he stays in the US despite his hollerin' bravado. He's running out of options. And if he ditches Meigh, he will have the Rochester DA after him as well.

Mexico and the US have no standing agreements on child support. Some individual states do have agreements with Mexico, but I don't know which and how effective they actually are. However, even if he lives overseas, a state CAN garnish his wages if he is working for an American company! I think Odysee is an American company. Not sure about the superchat services he uses or if he has other income sources. He's a fucking idiot if he hasn't considered this. (well, we already know he's an idiot) It's not like he's going to be able to get paid by a Mexican streaming company to avoid garnish.

-Central Time. Probably 90% of the Mexican population lives in the Central Time Zone. So him posting from Central doesn't eliminate it at all. The most likely candidate, Cancun, is in Central.

-Drugs. Drugs are mostly decriminalized in Mexico and nobody will sweat you if you are doing them at home and not in public. They are cheap and easy to get.

-Gambling. Cancun has multiple casinos to which he could waddle over.


-Cheap, young hookers. C'mon, it's Cancun! Sadly, it is a massive problem. But Mexico's problem is Ralph's delight.

-General quality of life. Much of Mexico deserves the bad rap it gets. However, there are plenty of nice neighborhoods throughout the country, even in a relative shithole like Cancun, that are a) cheaper and b) safer than the Richmond crackshack. While a shooting or kidnapping at a resort may make the news, it's not like those things don't happen in Richmond or West Memphis! If you aren't actively involved in the drug trade, don't start shit in bars or hang out in bad areas late at night (uh oh Ralph), and have situational awareness, then your odds of bad things happening drop rapidly. If Ralph just sits in his house getting fucked up and streaming, he would probably be pretty safe. Ralph seems to find trouble wherever he goes, but that is not on Mexico, he would find it anywhere. I've never had any trouble in many visits and the same is true for many of my friends. Thousands of Americans retire there every year and experience minimal issues. But then, most of them don't run around high on coke, insulting the locals, or try to fuck underage hookers. Learning the language helps a lot... but Ralph probably won't bother.

Also, the "street food will kill you" is highly overrated. I've only had Montezuma's once and I know people who go there all the time and have never gotten it. Drink filtered water, avoid dirty restaurants, and you are probably fine. The most popular street food vendors have lines and are mostly safe. Mexican food is cheap and amazing (the motherfucker loves to eat and he will enjoy a lard-heavy diet) and the people are widely considered by world travelers to be among the nicest in the world. That has been my experience, mostly "give you the shirt off their back" people. Yet, naturally, Ralph will shit all over their hospitality... there's no way this ends well. And while many Americans would be turned off by Mexico's gun control laws, Ralph can't buy a gun here either... because he's a felon. Problem solved!
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Also, like I said, it's cheap! Here is what $750 a month will get you. This is way beyond what Ralph needs, so he could probably find a 1BR for much less. For someone who works online, this isn't a bad option at all.


-Electrical panels. Mexico does have electrical codes, however enforcement is spotty at best. A weirdly located electrical panel screams "Mexico" to me.

-Ralph's arrogance about this. He is REALLY convinced that he is un-doxable this time. That is a lot of confidence for somebody trying to hide out in the US, especially since he has known that people here are onto his uncle's properties for a while. C'mon, this fucker has read every single post that has ever been made in his subforum. However, it is an appropriate level of arrogance for somebody who actually follows through and hides in Mexico. Of course, while it may be a solid plan for a more normal person, Ralph has a habit of blowing up every plan he makes and I doubt he will be able to keep from doxing himself.

-And here's the most important part...

I could be totally wrong about this, but I don't think it should be discarded immediately either. Obviously, this would make it harder to find him, but this is Kiwi Farms! The place that found a Nazi dogfucker in Cuba from an ice cream cup and Bella Janke because of a doggo.

Enjoy the hunt!
 
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Retarded newfag question: Why can't I reply to that post or directly quote it?

anyways Resident beaner opinion incoming:
-Central Time. Probably 90% of the Mexican population lives in the Central Time Zone. So him posting from Central doesn't eliminate it at all. The most likely candidate, Cancun, is in Central.
A house in Mexico with those shitty circuit breakers probably has an old AF AC unit that would make it impossible for Ralph to stream without a BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ noise in the Background.

Ralph would be complaining about the heat in the Mexican south west. It's fucking unbearable for a retard whose entire body functions like the opposite of a radiator because of the gigantic layers of fat. and If he turned the AC unit off you would see him sweating....

Pigs don't sweat... Maybe you are onto something

Also, in Mexico Ralph wouldn't get Makers Mark, he would buy Buchannan's, which is the tackiest shitty drink of choice for people pretending to be rich. ( but you can buy it at any WalMart and it's not really that expensive)
 
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A house in Mexico with those shitty circuit breakers probably has an old AF AC unit that would make it impossible for Ralph to stream without a BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ noise in the Background.

Ralph would be complaining about the heat in the Mexican south west. It's fucking unbearable for a retard whose entire body functions like the opposite of a radiator because of the gigantic layers of fat. and If he turned the AC unit off you would see him sweating....
You can't reply because I'm a massive sperg who writes long posts. At some point, Null made that a thing because people reply to long posts and don't trim down to the relevant parts, which adds to his data load. At least I assume that was his rationale.

Good info on the AC, something to consider! It's possible that he is in a place with old electrical, but newer AC, though? But definitely people who can stomach his show should listen for AC, fan, heater sounds, etc. Those can give some clues.

Heat: Ralph has lived in Arkansas and Virginia, both of which are hot and humid for 4-5 months every year. Not Gulf of Mexico humid, but pretty damn bad. Ralph knows nothing but brutal summers and sweaty, stinky clothes. I've never heard any of his alogs who knew him in real life describe his smell, but it must be unbearable? If I was him, I'd head for Montana or other cool clime. But I'm not a Ralphamale KANG like him. He's smarter than any heat and humidity, WHOOORRRES!
 
There are several reasons why Mexico would be an unlikely situation for Ralph.

1) We know the time gap between Ralph leaving Tampa and going wherever he did was a small window. He would also possibly need to get new SIM cards for his phone. That would add time to his online foot print blackouts which makes the bubble most likely much too large to be viable.

2) There is something called FATCA. Essentially it means that any US Citizen in another country trying to open a bank account must still register it with the United States. Any Mexican Bank Ralph would try to open an account with would have to register it with the US. Mexican Banks that don't adhere to FACTA are blocked from things like PayPal, Venmo, CashApp, Google Pay, etc. He would be dead in the water with superchats.

3) Unless the truck is 100% paid off he cannot legally bring a vehicle he does not own outright into Mexico unless he's a Mexican citizen, so the truck would be gone. So would Meigh's car if she hasn't (she has) left him.

4) Any place Ralph could afford isn't going to be within any security of the "resort" areas. He'd be on his own. His addictions make him a massive liability there.

5) Ralph is a greedy, lazy creature of comfort. He needs all his 1st world luxuries within waddling distance. The non-resort areas aren't going to have things up to his consoomer standards.

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6) Ralph is a very self-conscious and paranoid little piggy. He focuses heavily on how he would be perceived by others. Him running and hiding in Mexico while continuing to sit on Cozy and support AF wouldn't play well. He could claim he's a fugitive and on the run for unfair laws, sure. If he did that though he'd be admitting he was fleeing to avoid paying child support. At which point the Vickers family can goto court and say "Here's proof he's abandoned his son" and any and all of his parental rights as well as claim to Xander being his son are gone forever. At which point Ralph takes the ultimate L and has no reason to stay in Mexico but can't come back without looking like a bitch.
 
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I can’t even begin to imagine the paranoia Ralph must have whenever he goes outside, worried whether or not someone is tailing him
I think the thought of literally everywhere you go it would take 1 person to recognize you and boom, your location is outed. Every fast food run, every Wal-Mart trip, every everything is a potential sighting. While he may be short, he is definitely recognizable. Even to people who have never used or heard of KF. Even some mega fan thinking they are cool because they spotted Ralph somewhere and took a picture ruins the whole game.
 
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