Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Fetid Queef said:
Considering how long it took Youtube to remove the monkey abuse garbage that has been flooding in and they keep promoting corpse laughing cuckolds like the Paul brothers, as well as the borderline child abuse videos, this is nothing new from youtube. Nick would need to show that gaping eye of sauron to get deplatformed.
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they finally did something about the monkey torture? since when??
 
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The Grimace said:
they finally did something about the monkey torture? since when??
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I thought they have been taking down some of the channels. I might be misreading. My mistake.

Anyway Snorlin has posted an update. Fagacado is alive (and well???) and will probably grace us with his gunt at a future date. God help us.
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Electric Dream Machine said:
>taking a break from social media

lmao, for someone whose first reaction to anything is to grab a camera and liveblawg, this hurts the most :story:
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It's a pity party for sympathy, but it is also most likely a legit vacation. Let's not pretend that this dude doesn't post an hour long video a day every day. He isn't lazy by any means (by a youtuber's standard anyway). That shit can get exhausting in its own way mentally so he probably is vacationing somewhere to unwind. We all know his shit is all an act, because we have seen glimpses of the real Nick in some videos and he definitely doesn't come off as insufferable as his typical video would indicate.

The problem is he found a profitable but dangerous niche on Youtube, and the money is blinding him to the reality that his health will fail and it will fail hard. He has no idea the stress he is putting on his major organs especially when you go from an adult weighing 100-125lbs to an adult weighing 400lbs, and that is squarely on him. I think he suffers from some major depression and figures if he can eat himself to death while living a very comfortable and lavish lifestyle then fuck it.
 
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440088 said:
bro. I want nick to come back as a weight loss channel so bad lmao. I know he’s toyed with the idea. He’s said so. But I would actually enjoy his content if he did.
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My tin foil hat theory is they're taking time off to have a gastric sleeve fitted and will make a comeback as a weight loss channel without admitting to the surgery. Nick has said all along he'll stop when he is 30 and he turned 30 in may. If he becomes a skinny queen he'll probably get all sorts of deals, tell all book, documentary, merch.
 
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Make Believe said:
Someone who is used to junkfood as much as nicko will never lose much weight, let alone stay skinny, no matter the amount of surgeries.
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Normally I would agree with you. But nick isn’t a normal person. He’s had an untreated eating disorder since he was a preteen. He was able to nearly kill himself in both direction by being a raw vegan and now a bloated gas planet. I don’t think nick will ever have a healthy relationship with food without intensive therapy, but if he wanted too I have no doubt he could restrict and lose weight. His brain is all kinds of fucked up.
 
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If he still has the obsessive mentality like he did when he was a strict Vegan, he'd probably do well pivoting his channel's content to a weight loss arc. Probably the smartest thing from a business sense too, these eating/mukbang videos aren't as popular as they used to be and his online celebrity status is pretty big.

That said there's a lot of variables and barricades. People do change a lot in their 20s/30s still and he might just not have that fortitude anymore, Orlin has to be onboard with losing weight if they stay together, and it's going to be a lot more expensive to buy trainers, therapists, doctors, dieticians, etc. (even if it's just used for content) than buying the fast food menu and make enough content or find a way to keep monetizing it. He's bound to have a lot less people interested if he's not eating to himself to death as a morbid curio and he has to persuade even people that "genuinely care" about him that it's different this time and not a stunt.
 
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charlesdickens said:
If he still has the obsessive mentality like he did when he was a strict Vegan, he'd probably do well pivoting his channel's content to a weight loss arc. Probably the smartest thing from a business sense too, these eating/mukbang videos aren't as popular as they used to be and his online celebrity status is pretty big.

That said there's a lot of variables and barricades. People do change a lot in their 20s/30s still and he might just not have that fortitude anymore, Orlin has to be onboard with losing weight if they stay together, and it's going to be a lot more expensive to buy trainers, therapists, doctors, dieticians, etc. (even if it's just used for content) than buying the fast food menu and make enough content or find a way to keep monetizing it. He's bound to have a lot less people interested if he's not eating to himself to death as a morbid curio and he has to persuade even people that "genuinely care" about him that it's different this time and not a stunt.
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But he can just fuck himself up with weight loss and have people watch him for that, couldn't he?

You become semi-deranged after days of extremely little food. You become impulsive, get headaches, etc. And he could play that up, make it seem like Nikocado the character is messed up, but Nikocado the character is refusing to admit how serious it is. Brushing it off because he won't back down from his targets he promised his fans.

Go into a starving brain schizo meltdown? Collapse on the pavement during a walk and act like he can't get up? Plenty of ways to keep teens enthralled at the train crash.
 
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I just realised there will never be a documentary about Nikocado Avocado directed and narrated by Werner Herzog Grizzly Man-style and I don't know how to deal with the disappointment.
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"The symmetry of the mess his life has become with the mess all over his face was, to me, simply astounding... it was as if his physical state and his emotional state mirrored each other perfectly. It was in this moment the pathos I felt for Nicholas reached its peak..."
 
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Electric Dream Machine said:
Just playing Satan’s attorney here, but YouTube probably has no incentive to immediately remove content that clearly doesn’t belong on their systems. Even abuse videos generate clicks which generate ad revenue. Maybe not much per instance but it adds up to a lot.
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Nah, it's just the opposite. Advertisers fucking hate it when their ads show up next to something horrible. That's the real reason there's any kind of policy at all. Youtube might get some tiny short term benefit, but making the platform less attractive to advertisers destroys the long-term value of the company.
 
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Cringe newfag said:
But then he wins, since he got to be rich and hedonistic for years before dying quickly. In a karmic sense, he should probably have to pay this all off first. That'd be more of an instructional tale, too.
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He ain’t rich my nigga. Rich people don’t beg on patreon. At one point he was literally living in a van down by the river.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
He ain’t rich my nigga. Rich people don’t beg on patreon. At one point he was literally living in a van down by the river.
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By that same logic the televangelist begs on teevee for money for Jesus because he actually spends his income feeding the poor. Nico begs on every channel he has to increase his take, not because he's hurting. At his level his income is in the tens of thousands per MONTH.

Dude may not be 'afford a Gulfstream VI and on-call pilot to go shopping in Europe on a whim' kind of rich, but he's way better off then most of us here, don't be fooled.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
He ain’t rich my nigga. Rich people don’t beg on patreon. At one point he was literally living in a van down by the river.
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Lol what? He's EASILY worth a couple million, Between all of his YT channels he probably brings in from his YT check alone $25,000 a month on the low side. Add in patreon which is easily $5000 a month, his merch, his Only Fans, etc... There is no way he is bringing in less than $35-40k a month.

So yes, he is absolutely rich.
 
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