Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[BlueSpark]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

Did they get permission to use Sky's logo

Also lol at "family show". I guess families did visit freakshows together like a hundred years ago.

 

[Lightly Buttered Crumpet]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

How the fuck did they Photoshop that so badly?

Top layer is Jim, but his head is smaller than everyone else's meaning they need to enlarge his photo but couldn't due to his obesity. Should have moved him to the bottom layer.
Guy to our left of Jim is one layer down but is smaller than the guy in the string vest - once again, fucked up scale/layer ordering.
Same our right of Jim - that guy's image is so large he's obviously in front of Jim but due to the layering, it makes him looks like he's either a short giant or he's merging inside Jim's body.
Person on our far right just really doesn't want to do this but needs the money.

 

[Spud gun]

Have they even done anything remotely malicious of note recently? Not that it'd stop the man, but still...

I think they are out of normal video games in the west for the most part, they are focusing their efforts on their Gacha games.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I think they are out of normal video games in the west for the most part, they are focusing their efforts on their Gacha games.

They completely fucked up some football games not too long ago (or actually it might be over a year now, I don't pay attention to sports games too closely), but Jim ignored that. It pissed off people as the quality was some of the lowest seen from them, bugs abound, shit barely started, the only thing that kind of worked (and even then by some accounts didn't work completely) was the Microtransaction shop, and I heard reports (unverified) that sometimes it would take your money, but never give you what you bought.

Konami's most recent release I noticed was CRIMESIGHT, but they do constantly do shit revolving around rererere-releasing old Castlevania games, and are currently relisting some older Metal Gear Solid games that were pulled off of a few digital stores due to licensing issues a few months back.

 

[Divine right to rule]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

An insane genderblob, a drag queen and a gay cowboy are a "family show"?
Fuck that.

 

[Avomacado]

I like YongYea.

You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? Everything is spelt out, all the trains react in predictable ways. As a young undiagnosed autistic toddler, it was charming.

I get the same vibe from Yong. In the most positive of ways, he's predictable as all hell. You know exactly how he'll react to basically anything.

Something comforting about that.

On the other side Jim is basically a random number generator in a wig. You can never predict what he'll do next in his pursuit of money. His videos are long winded and basically all pointless shite.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

An insane genderblob, a drag queen and a gay cowboy are a "family show"?
Fuck that.

Groomer show

 

[A-Stump]

I like YongYea.

You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine? Everything is spelt out, all the trains react in predictable ways. As a young undiagnosed autistic toddler, it was charming.

I get the same vibe from Yong. In the most positive of ways, he's predictable as all hell. You know exactly how he'll react to basically anything.

Something comforting about that.

On the other side Jim is basically a random number generator in a wig. You can never predict what he'll do next in his pursuit of money. His videos are long winded and basically all pointless shite.

Yongyea is a tool who stretches out every simple thing because muh ad revenue. I used to have him on as background noise but seriously get to the fucking point. Maybe don't make a video if you have nothing to say. DO SOMETHING

 

[Oliver Onions]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

Gay porn parody levels of production value. Absolutely amazing. And to think this is the golden goose Jim is hoping will get him out of being a YouTuber.

They completely fucked up some football games not too long ago (or actually it might be over a year now, I don't pay attention to sports games too closely), but Jim ignored that.

Jim did a video on the F2P Pro Evo/eFootball debacle, but I don't blame you for forgetting.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".

They look like the cast of a children’s comedy show about wacky incompetent superheroes.

 

[Aaron Costello]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

I said that his events looks like a disney or nickelodeon tv show wrestling parody, but this looks like a flyer or an ad you'd see in Postal 2.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Have they even done anything remotely malicious of note recently? Not that it'd stop the man, but still...

Konami expanded into other avenues over the years but Jim lives in his own tiny world where Konami should be on "Contra XXVII: Super Ultra Edtion EX". He can't see outside the box.

 

[Product Placement]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

Wrestling as seen on sky gets me, it's like saying movie or tv show as seen on sky, really means nothing and no sign that this production has ever been shown on TV. I'm 99% sure they mean stuff like WWF or at best some random local news clip with 2 minutes spent on them.

 

[Raiken]

Konami expanded into other avenues over the years but Jim lives in his own tiny world where Konami should be on "Contra XXVII: Super Ultra Edtion EX". He can't see outside the box.

I would even give Konami a Tiny speck of respect for their collections, they are full of features and also contain a lot of games. The upcoming turtles ones is amazing.

 

[Hyro]

Can't say I agree with Lamooshka on this one, Jim was definitely one of gods mistakes.

 

[Hankus McSix]

View attachment 3492910

That's not even a good comeback. Can Jim be bothered to put effort into literally anything?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

View attachment 3492910
Can't say I agree with Lamooshka on this one, Jim was definitely one of gods mistakes.

Instead of thanking god for Jim, I thank god I'm not Jim.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

That's not even a good comeback. Can Jim be bothered to put effort into literally anything?

He puts a herculean effort into being an assault on the eyes.

 

[BaconBoobs]

This looks so bad if I didn't know it was real I'd say its a masterfully done parody. You have Jim's massive girth taking up half the space where the competitors are, with the AGP smirk and eyes so soulless the drag queen on the right looks scared, "as seen on TV" and no event name just "wrestling".
View attachment 3489018
Source

Jim looks like a hippo wearing a giant full body condom. Thats just disgusting.

 

[Korpon]

View attachment 3492910
Can't say I agree with Lamooshka on this one, Jim was definitely one of gods mistakes.

God bless Lamooshka and his attempt at saving ol' Jimbo, but I fear it's far too late. As someone said earlier in this thread, he really is the prime example of a Godless man. Honestly the more I think about Jim's future, the more I think he might genuinely an hero.

>He has a volatile career that at this point is only supported by mentally deranged lunatics that are slowly fading from favor

>Is morbidly obese (not a beast) and refuses to fix his body, has hitched his bandwagon to said fading group of mentally ill retards that will either be dead in 5 years or will be in a obscure corner of the internet

>He has no wife or kids or much family outside of a brother that apparently still speaks to him

>He's devoted his life to screaming into the vapid void about retarded politics and thinking points that are extremely fringe and extreme outside of Twatter, and has turned away most who actually cared about him

He'll have nothing when the pendulum has fully swung to the right, and has pushed away God and his former fans and friends, and I'm afraid it's far too late for him to recover, nor would he really want to if he even recognized any of this. What a waste.