Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The rascals have shared the Gospel of Fatrick with the fags, the sci-fi pedophiles, the future pepperonis, the Twittards and the power jannies. The only place left to go is to Islam. Inshallah, we will warn all of our Mussulman brothers of the porcine menace desecrating the Noble Quran and grinding down the children of the faithful to manufacture his non-halal culinary products.
To be transformed into a swine is a fate for the enemies of Allah (Quran 5:60), and clearly Fatrick is porcine (draw your own conclusions). Clearly, he is also quite fat, which is displeasing to Allah (Quran 7:31).
 
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Maricón de Mierda said:
Please don't minimize Mr. Tomlinson's achievements. While it's true that a 0.7 mile walk (1.4 miles both ways) is not impressive for a normal human being, you have to bear in mind that Mr. Tomlinson is an alcoholic, likely pre-diabetic obese man with mental delusions. What for you or I is unremarkable and not worth Tweeting about, to him, is an arduous and fatiguing trek, not unlike Mr. Baggins's and Mr. Gamgee's journey to destroy the One Ring in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series. However, unlike Mr. Baggins, Mr. Tomlinson has no friends.
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Wrong as always, stalker.

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Blubba the Hutt does not walk. He slithers in a manner most majestic, child.
 
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I saw something suggested once by a Rascal that I think is would be a great evolution of this current bit:

The idea is that the Rascals will start making Fatrick fan accounts on twitter, and then when the contact form people come sniffing, use those accounts to zealously attack the contact form people with religious fervor for questioning and 'harassing' their favorite author/firebrand. Then Fatrick will look completely insane to anyone that confronts him "These trolls pretend to be me in your contact form! Also those fans that attacked you are also secretly trolls! Feel sorry for me!". He'll look completely schizophrenic, and it will also help erode whatever goodwill the contact form people have by his retard fan defenders 'patiently' explaining what Fatrick is too huffy to do himself. Nothing gets a twitter user more enraged than being told "No!" after all. So posing as Fatrick fans and telling them they're not allowed to be angry at Fatrick and insulted will infuriate them even more. Also, it will cause Fatrick to have to constantly witch hunt his own fans, and act paranoid to every new 'fan'/follow he receives, cranking the paranoia up even further.
 
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Broadside said:
Pat's making so many friends I'm thinking of making an online march store, what dya think?

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I gotta admit the 80's vaporwave one sends my fucking sides.

I can't help but notice they seem misshapen though, like factory rejects. Fatrick seems far more perfectly circular.

Because he's a fat tub of lard with a personal orbit, see.

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