DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[snort inquisition]

dsp doesn't touch video games when he's off stream because he thinks it's work, stop saying kat is gone, also stop writing it like khet, that's how tevin says it, dsp says it like kayat because of his stupid fucking accent

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I haven't seen any but I'm going to guess he made his characters the same way the no skilled seal clubbers do, a purely long range striker with fuckall ground or submission defense hoping to get that flash knockout in the first minute of a match.

I don't know what archetype he picked but it doesn't really matter because he never learned even the basics of the grappling, ground game or submission mechanics in any of the games.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Nothing raises more suspicion to me than saying this shit after a bunch of detractor videos are gettin zapped.

"Hey guys the troll channels are getting axed behind-the-scenes, you can talk to me now!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

dsp doesn't touch video games when he's off stream because he thinks it's work, stop saying kat is gone, also stop writing it like khet, that's how tevin says it, dsp says it like kayat because of his stupid fucking accent

she's not going to fuck you dude.

 

[Michael Janke]

i wonder if youtube can archive shit forever. it's only existed for 18ish years.
in 50 years, will phils channel still exist, will it be killed for inactivity. youtube has basically giant warehouse server rooms to hold all their content and the amount of content has grown exponentially over the years. i think somehwere in 50 years, either they find some uber good way to compress video files while minimizing quality loss, or they have to start purging accounts eventually.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

dsp doesn't touch video games when he's off stream because he thinks it's work, stop saying kat is gone, also stop writing it like khet, that's how tevin says it, dsp says it like kayat because of his stupid fucking accent

no

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

i wonder if youtube can archive shit forever. it's only existed for 18ish years.
in 50 years, will phils channel still exist, will it be killed for inactivity. youtube has basically giant warehouse server rooms to hold all their content and the amount of content has grown exponentially over the years. i think somehwere in 50 years, either they find some uber good way to compress video files while minimizing quality loss, or they have to start purging accounts eventually.

Better question: Will DSP's channel outlive DSP?

 

[Michael Janke]

Better question: Will DSP's channel outlive DSP?

going by his health, that's not too big a bar to climb.
if he dies in 10-20 years, the channel could likely exist for another 10-20 years after he dies.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I'm over here with a real big shit eating grinning thinking about a hypothetical situation where a 9-5 supermarket is not only making more money than Phil cause of bugged savings mechanics. That she actively keep her finances separate froms Phil. Two income household.

It makes the pssssspspsps+ funnier to me than Dave just lying about being broke so him and his wife can both have pspspsps+ and doordash and total whinnneee5000.

I mean could you imagine a man who ebegs to provide for his family being out finessed financially by some fucking fattie who works a miminmium wage at the local supermarket? It's fun to think about. And probably true actually.

He could truly be using that day off "one meal out" as a fucking life ring on a sinking boat of a marriage. This bitch out here playing video games lol on his one day off. Come the fuck on here.

I wish the tweet did go viral. Everytime he gives us a peep into his world it becomes this can of fucking worms.

Even funnier now that I think about it imagining that they have a good relationship and this is what they deem normal. I'm not saying you can't enjoy your day off by watching your partner enjoy something they like. But when that same thing they like is the thing you painstakingly hate to do 2 time a days 6 days, is that really what you wanna be doing? Stood there behind your wife watching her play video games lol.

Tldr. It's hilarious thinking about a scenario where khat better manages here money than Phil despite being near minimum wage and than forces him to watch her spend it on the very same sort of media he "struggles" and has to beg to provide for her, with.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I don't know what archetype he picked but it doesn't really matter because he never learned even the basics of the grappling, ground game or submission mechanics in any of the games.

Fair enough, I'm just basing it off what I used to see in Fight Night Champions created boxers which were always these fucktards who'd max out the height and reach and just spam straights or they'd play as Frost or Tyson.

 

[LolCowCentral]

Does he not realise how fucking sad that looks? I fucking laughed at the ridiculous tweet

Sad instagram post, sad tweets, sad begging and sad game play perfect for a sad sack of shit like Phil

Fat fuck of wife too

It really is sad. I agree with you.

It's because he actually believes its all the trolls fault. He believes his own victim narrative. There is no way people just don't like him because he is a disgusting piece of shit beggar who sucks at vidya and is an asshole to his fans.

Definitely detractors fault!

The late night gin has his emotions going and he is thirsty for likes and retweets/comments. The realization is starting to set in but nonetheless he won't see the truth.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Edit: 11:10AM A fan donated him new gaming shirts now...

 

[Shirō Ishii]

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Are you fucking kidding me dude?

Imagine getting told off by this guy

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Edit: 11:10AM A fan donated him new gaming shirts now...

He really has turned into that "homeless beggar" that goes home to his big screen TV.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

He could truly be using that day off "one meal out" as a fucking life ring on a sinking boat of a marriage. This bitch out here playing video games lol on his one day off. Come the fuck on here.

From what I've been listening to, they didn't even go out to have a meal. So all that whining and begging/whatever the fuck that shit was saying he wants to spend time with his wife, he didn't end up doing it.

So take that for what it is. I don't even know what to call it at this point. Where he just whines and whines for something he wants and ends up not doing it anyway.

 

[FalsePositive]

Imagine getting told off by this guy

I bet Dark wishes he could wheel his twisted bones right off a cliff rn

 

[CT 05]

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It's almost like a game made by sub 30 people on a modest budget will not have the same polish as, say, WWE cha I mean Mass Effect 2.

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

If you're curious about a game and want to "save money", pay 17.99 to try it out for a month then if you like it go ahead and buy it. Gold star financial advice from business degree burnell.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Imagine getting told off by this guy
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It's impossible to not feel sorry for a lot of these people. Jesus.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave has now retconned the infamous drunk tweet of just "Pa" was in fact a test to see how da trollz would react.


Literally just going "HAHA I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!"


Dave just estimated of the number of his fans was a thousand. Really feelin the organic growth on those 200K subs.


Zero self awareness on stream today, acting like he doesn't talk about da trollz every single fuckin day.


Once again talkin about how he doesn't shill for shit, like he hasn't every single time he gets an opportunity.