Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Yes, let us take this advice from a guy who constantly has a short fuse, even when people ask legit questions to him. Godfags love hiding behind their precious angelic sky man so that they can be an asshole in everyday life. Eat shit and die, fatty.

It's incredible to me how fucking rude he is. He doesn't even try to practice what he preaches. He will spend the entire day talking down to people and then post that retarded praying Bitmoji with some bible verse about having kindness or some shit like that. It drives me up a wall...the bitmoji more than the hypocrisy


Also, was he always this rude or is this the result of ongoing soul rot that he has experienced over the years? He generally looked a lot more upbeat in the old days (he was always a douchebag though) but then again its to be expected after his stroke and now failing channel.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It's incredible to me how fucking rude he is. He doesn't even try to practice what he preaches. He will spend the entire day talking down to people and then post that retarded praying Bitmoji with some bible verse about having kindness or some shit like that. It drives me up a wall...the bitmoji more than the hypocrisy


Also, was he always this rude or is this the result of ongoing soul rot that he has experienced over the years? He generally looked a lot more upbeat in the old days (he was always a douchebag though) but then again its to be expected after his stroke and now failing channel.

As someone said a few pages back, go watch the Santa Fe Importers Seal Beach video. Jack was having a good time until someone told him “no.” The staff kicked him out for filming in the restaurant and being disruptive, so Jack has a huge temper tantrum and snidely accuses the staff of running some kind of illegal operation and suddenly the food he was previously drooling on was then something he could buy at Walmart or Sam’s club.

There’s also several videos of him and Paul making racist comments at several eating establishments in Cali. This is anywhere from 9-12 years ago. PRE stroke.

So yes, Jack has always been an asshole. I just think he has a more difficult time hiding it or controlling his rage post-stroke.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Small business/self-employed idiots like Jack love to claim everything as “write offs” because they think somehow all their profligate spending magically gets canceled out or something.

It doesn’t work the way Jack thinks because when you take a “write-off” you are reducing your taxable income, not just making money appear out of nowhere. Smart business owners will only expense things that help their business generate revenue, because you have to actually be making money to cancel out your spending. The IRS won’t magically give you a refund if your expenses > income.

If your business isn’t actually making money then… congratulations, you don’t have to pay tax on the $35/month you are making from YouTube. But you were an idiot and spent a couple hundred per month on garbage food to get that number to zero, and now you have a massive credit card bill to pay with no income to do it with!

The one with an actual income is Tammy. I 100% guarantee they're writing all of Jack's big youtube hotshot larping off as a deduction on her taxes.

 

[abobe]

It's incredible to me how fucking rude he is. He doesn't even try to practice what he preaches. He will spend the entire day talking down to people and then post that retarded praying Bitmoji with some bible verse about having kindness or some shit like that. It drives me up a wall...the bitmoji more than the hypocrisy


Also, was he always this rude or is this the result of ongoing soul rot that he has experienced over the years? He generally looked a lot more upbeat in the old days (he was always a douchebag though) but then again its to be expected after his stroke and now failing channel.

He is religious beliefs and pratices are a product of his NPD. He only uses it when talking down to people or when he wants people to believe how wonderful of a person he is. When he's an absolute shit head to people in his fan group, he's just projecting how shitty his life is currently. It would not surprise me if he cries during the day when Tammy is at work.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So yes, Jack has always been an asshole. I just think he has a more difficult time hiding it or controlling his rage post-stroke.

But seriously, Jack is acting more and more like a guy with multi-infarct dementia.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Lenzperkins]

He is religious beliefs and pratices are a product of his NPD. He only uses it when talking down to people or when he wants people to believe how wonderful of a person he is. When he's an absolute shit head to people in his fan group, he's just projecting how shitty his life is currently. It would not surprise me if he cries during the day when Tammy is at work.

West Texas Investor Club exposed him as a narcissist. He was riding high in his YouTube career when he got called in but the appearance is where he jumped the shark.

His ego is so fragile and when he got called out, he went deflected and went on the defensive. Goddamn Jack, you fucking cried on national tv. You have a wife and kid, and you break down like a child. Hahahaha.

Jack, you fucking pussy.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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Wow, so lazy, you can just throw it in a pot and simmer it? How crazy is that. Dumbass doesn't even know that birria literally is stew.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Wow, so lazy, you can just throw it in a pot and simmer it? How crazy is that. Dumbass doesn't even know that birria literally is stew.

This literally looks like diarrhea.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Wow, so lazy, you can just throw it in a pot and simmer it? How crazy is that. Dumbass doesn't even know that birria literally is stew.

Holy shit, get this guys, maybe there's some kind of pot you can toss things in and it will slowly cook it throughout the day and when you return from work, you'll have food ready for dinner.

I call it the Gradual Cooker. I'm gonna make millions.

 

[Sonic T]

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That looks like an abortion gone incredibly wrong. Or incredibly right, if you look at it from that angle.

 

[Pig Cups]

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This looks like what that Dyno-Rod employee encountered when he lifted the drain cover off of Dennis Nilsen’s septic tank.

Reading that text aloud sounds so…childlike. Aside from the “BIRRA” misspelling, the vocabulary is so pedestrian and juvenile. Jack really can’t express himself like an adult at all lol. And he’s adding different seasonings to adjust the flavor to his liking? Great. Pretty much guaranteed that this abomination he’s creating will taste nothing like Birria, therefore defeating the purpose entirely since it won’t be the legit dish. And anyone he serves it to will be clueless and give him a quizzical look upon Jack telling them it’s BIRRA, since the taste is bound to be way off.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I'm going to guess that the lazy man part precludes you from using a spoon to skim off fat and other gunk, right?

 

[Joe Mayo]

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How long has it been since Jack did one of his "lazy man" recipes?

 

[Pig Cups]

That looks like an abortion gone incredibly wrong. Or incredibly right, if you look at it from that angle.

Virtually all of Jack’s culinary horrors would blend in seamlessly with the other refuse in the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.

 

[Tingle]

Holy shit, get this guys, maybe there's some kind of pot you can toss things in and it will slowly cook it throughout the day and when you return from work, you'll have food ready for dinner.

I call it the Gradual Cooker. I'm gonna make millions.

What a crock of shit.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Wow, so lazy, you can just throw it in a pot and simmer it? How crazy is that. Dumbass doesn't even know that birria literally is stew.

Right? It's supposed to be that way. Way to go, fatass, I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

This literally looks like diarrhea.

It looks like one of those pictures in a hoarder's bathroom where the water got shut off a month ago and they just shit in it until it completely filled up.

And anyone he serves it to will be clueless and give him a quizzical look upon Jack telling them it’s BIRRA, since the taste is bound to be way off.

Whatever foul concoction he creates should just be named birrhea.

 

[Pig Cups]

Jack is definitely Sicilian. Especially given the history of Arab invaders raping Sicilian women throughout history. He's just like Anthony "Tunisian knife fighter" Cumia.

I was wondering when someone would bring this up. Sicily was conquered by the Fatimid Caliphate during the disintegration of the Byzantine Empire and became the Emirate of Sicily.

For those unclear, this video explains the phenomenon beautifully.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

It looks like one of those pictures in a hoarder's bathroom where the water got shut off a month ago and they just shit in it until it completely filled up.

Whatever foul concoction he creates should just be named birrhea.

Everytime he makes “soup” it looks like something from the acid bath killer.