DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yes. Aqua Teal just streams now, Hate Army (now going by Jake Lasso I think) doesn't upload frequently. Snort already uploaded today/last night. If you're desperate, there's always James the Insufferable.
Just wanted to let you know @Hate Army Watch isn't Jake Lasso that is SH/Britbong or whatever the fag's name is who took HAW videos uploaded them to a YT channel and then it looks like someone gave him a taste of his own medicine. Still waiting to see a response.
 
Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.
 

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The places in Italy that actually use sugar in their sauces (it's a mainly southern Italian thing) actually use unripen tomatos which tend be acidic when blended into a sauce or paste, the general rule of thumb when cooking these sauces is adding all the ingredients together then adding around a teaspoon of sugar and tasting it and stopping when the acidity has been neutralized. No Italian or decent cook would just start dumping cups of sugar into a sauce the way he does.

Apparently one time for the holidays he purchased a ham from the deli at Fred Myers. But the hams you buy there are supposed to be sliced so it was covered in salt lol.
 
Yes. Aqua Teal just streams now, Hate Army (now going by Jake Lasso I think) doesn't upload frequently. Snort already uploaded today/last night. If you're desperate, there's always James the Insufferable.

Just wanted to let you know @Hate Army Watch isn't Jake Lasso that is SH/Britbong or whatever the fag's name is who took HAW videos uploaded them to a YT channel and then it looks like someone gave him a taste of his own medicine. Still waiting to see a response.
Jake LAsso channel is down.
Due to copyright.
 
I know there's some people who say anyone who gives him money deserves all the bad things, but I think you do have to feel sorry for these folks. I mean come one, if you're spending $5 to say this to Phil then you've got something wrong upstairs, and it's sad. Jesus christ, $5 to tell Phil about the cake and ice cream you're having at your birthday party smdh

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WAIT..Oh shit I forgot about QTV and the false DMCA saga. PHIL! Is that why you're avoiding him.

Here I thought you were avoiding who quantum TV is because of the similarities between his narcissistic ego-driven child-minded crap was so similar to yours, to his credit, he was better at it and had a much higher production value than yours. He was literally DSP"Black or DSP:Bot 2.0. The skinwalkers upgraded. shit even DMAC striking people he's better at, at least he has the balls to do it himself not get some washed up lolcow to do it for him.

I didn't even realize till I saw The Act Man got his partnership back, well I guess the last Khet crossed the finish line.
 
Apparently one time for the holidays he purchased a ham from the deli at Fred Myers. But the hams you buy there are supposed to be sliced so it was covered in salt lol.
And he's still weening that salt to this day.
I know there's some people who say anyone who gives him money deserves all the bad things, but I think you do have to feel sorry for these folks. I mean come one, if you're spending $5 to say this to Phil then you've got something wrong upstairs, and it's sad. Jesus christ, $5 to tell Phil about the cake and ice cream you're having at your birthday party smdh

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I think he's trolling Phail about having a better birthday. :story:
 
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I think he's been drinking and ranting more because he's realized that even after a decade acting like some kind of gaming elder statesman, it didn't work in the slightest. So he has to resort to drama reaction streams in an attempt to maintain his gambling/fast food/alcohol addictions.
I think he's leaning into the cringe view audience. He wants those "HUGE loser goes on EPIC RANT!! What an IDIOT!" curiosity or viral clicks.
 
Phil thinks he has a silent majority of THOUSANDS of genuine fans. So silent that there's no evidence they exist. They're just too intimated by the trolls.
The majority so silent that they are unwilling to make fake accounts just to protect themselves and give dave money in support of his "content", tip dave's paypal directly so there's no popup identifying them, that they don't like his videos and streams despite there being no ability to see who liked pressed a single button or hell, even bother to fucking show up to watch the damn streams or videos. Not interact in chat or comment, just show up make sure it's a view. And wasn't locking down twitter replies meant to make them come out in droves, whatever happened to that or was that just bullshit to cover the real reasons he wanted to disable them. At this point it's not that there's no evidence that they exist, it's that there's evidence that points to the opposite.
Whatever weird garbage he posts on IG will never top him posting a selfie of him wearing a long sleeve shirt and complaining about not having enough money to turn on the furnace. Everyone knows he is a narcissist but how does he reconcile that with being such a pathetic, insignificant existence having to actually makes a beg tweet to get more twitter interaction?
Because of his victim complex, that if people weren't such mean bullies and slandered him (aka called him out on his bullshit), then he'd never be in such a bad situation that he'd feel the need to do that. He believes that he's awesome and that it's everyone else's faults, especially ours', that no one can see that.
 
If someone made a documentary on DSP just focusing on the people who send him money, it would be a pretty dark true crime-esque documentary about the exploitation of vulnerable individuals. Fucking crazy.
to catch a pay pig series is good, suprcrzy is spergy but theres a lot of details I didn't know about people like oic and major riot, as well as documenting everyones 10 sock accounts.
 
to catch a pay pig series is good, suprcrzy is spergy but theres a lot of details I didn't know about people like oic and major riot, as well as documenting everyones 10 sock accounts.
Is that an actual thing? I've never heard of it!
 
Oh no that's too bad. Just an FYI I have to deal with a family emergency. If you need to bring something to my attention please DM me; otherwise I love you please stay safe.

PS Phil's a bitch.
You forgot to tell us exactly what the emergency was. I'm hoping for a 2 hour rant complaining about everything, especially those lazy, dumb nurses who don't know anything, dood!
On a serious note, hope everything is alright
 
Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.
How interesting that Phil's dad ALSO had a back issue (the nugget of truth) but Phil can't drive because of his back. He can sit on a couch and play games tho for DAYS ON END. But yeah, I guess erraticly getting up and doing a bit of powerwalking whenever you remember you're faking an injury can prevent vertebrae compression.

I also have a theory about why Phil's face is so fucked. I am talking about his weird expressions and faces he makes and also the jowels and fucked up misaligned eyes. I have no proof of this but I like to imagine that Phil was playing lots of WWE Champions and everytime he would get a gacha box or whatever the rng loot system is, he would just FLEX his face muscles just clenching those jowels from the suspense of gambling. Like a big baby. I also like to imagine he would flex even harder, REEE and stomp his arms/legs like the man child he is whenever he lost a pull. After YEARS of clenching his face and slapping his belly at a gacha game it just sorta stuck that way. WWE CHAMPIONS TIIIIME literally fucked his health than that car crash would have.
 
Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.

For what it's worth, that retcon isn't a recent retcon. Rather, DSP's entire back injury story is a constant ongoing retcon. Sometime a retcon will retcon a retcon that retconned the newer retcons storyline. If someone made a timeline video of his weird lies and retcons about his back it would honestly be pretty interesting (I mean, for us with our niche autism). Hell, if you look at his face reveal video he says he has a back injury and doesn't know why and it's "not like there was a car accident."

Back to the retcon, though, if I remember correctly he's previously used the driving/back spasm line here and there and I believe even mentioned it could cause him to lose control of his bladder lmao
 
My understanding is that most of that information is cribbed from here without attribution.
It is. All he does is find clips (easily grabbed from PPG) play them, REPEAT PHIL VERBATIM (this is the most autistic shit ever) and then call Phil a bitch for 30 seconds. The only real credit he gives is to Peace.
 
Great, now his bad back gets retconned. I thought that fresh Seattle air cured his bad back. Bugged road mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.

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Isn't this his old story?

He has always said (for as many years as I've been watching) that he doesn't like driving long distances because he's afraid his back might explode while driving.
 
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