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Mittani's a massive faggot but will wipe the floor with these people. Eve is his equivalent of a job, GSF leadership are his employees and he's been at it for over 15 years now. Also, at least a decade ago Goongleet was already full of people who didn't go away with the main forum's leftward drift and thus are much less likely to believe all women.
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It does look like that's a possibility. They posted a callout website that they're slowly updating with info about Mittens, but it's a wet fart compared to what a good Kiwi Farms lolcow OP looks like.

Mittani's an interesting figure because prior to 2012, he was extremely prolific about calling everybody faggots. Then he claimed that Goonswarm had undergone a "cultural revolution" wherein all the people he used to call faggots were now to be called homophobes instead. His failed kickstarter, which he had all his writers on his EVE blog aggressively promote, was also a massive embarrassment. There's a fuckton that could be said about him, if any ex-Goonswarm members ever feel like coming over to discuss in this thread; we'd love an updated OP.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
It does look like that's a possibility. They posted a callout website that they're slowly updating with info about Mittens, but it's a wet fart compared to what a good Kiwi Farms lolcow OP looks like.

Mittani's an interesting figure because prior to 2012, he was extremely prolific about calling everybody faggots. Then he claimed that Goonswarm had undergone a "cultural revolution" wherein all the people he used to call faggots were now to be called homophobes instead. His failed kickstarter, which he had all his writers on his EVE blog aggressively promote, was also a massive embarrassment. There's a fuckton that could be said about him, if any ex-Goonswarm members ever feel like coming over to discuss in this thread; we'd love an updated OP.
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lol this is miss soggy knees


EDIT: Looks like pic uploads are broken but it was that stupid misogyny generator with the text of him saying women can use a block button.
 
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CorinasSpirit said:
Indeed, it's been making me think about the unspecified "drama" that made Bird duck out of her goon guild leadership around the same time she moved cross country to be with her alleged grooming victim.
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Say what now?
 
Brain Problems said:
Dude posting about an autistic spaceship MMO like he was betrayed by his brother and left to die on the side of the road. Imagine typing those retarded paragraphs out and mashing that post button. Entropy tends to hit SA/goon projects faster than most.

Also when checking I saw this:
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Hi there! My name is Rowan but most of you who know me, know me as 50s Girl Groupon.

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Look I’m a real person!

Since 2020 I’ve been posting in a PMF thread called Passing Time In Chemotherapy: A Diary, which has been equal parts me talking about fighting Stage Four Hodgkin’s Lymphoma and being given two months to live, and equal parts screaming about how horrible the American Healthcare System is and trying to make a case for universal healthcare.

Briefly I went into remission and then my cancer returned. I also have Stage 1 breast cancer. These last two weeks I have been in the hospital with a kidney disease likely brought on by my chemotherapy treatments, and a lung disease which I need tests to rule out that it’s lung cancer.

The problem is I need $4500 to continue receiving care because I am am several hundred thousands dollars in debt due to my chemotherapy. Each chemo treatment cost me $50k after insurance, which no sane person has, so the debt has built up to the point where I am being held hostage for micropayments in the thousands of dollars range in order to receive life saving treatments.

I received mod approval to post a GoFundMe I set up in order to pay just for December healthcare bills. I will either lose treatment or lose my home, and I was recently homeless over a year a few years ago and would not like to repeat the experience. My wife is permanently disabled after her battle with Ovarian Cancer (and needs another $800 down payment foe a surgery but that’s ANOTHER can of worms).

Basically, without goon help, I am fucked. I have zero plans for Christmas or any holidays this season because I’m too busy fighting to keep my home and my health. My GFM is nearly halfway funded as it is, and on the off chance that it gets overfunded the excess will go towards my wife’s surgery.

Both my GFM page and my PMF thread show I am very transparent with where the money goes and what it’s spent on, so no worries there.

You can find my GoFundMe here! I intent to post an update to it this evening to keep everyone up to date with health stuff.

If you would rather donate something other than money, which I totally get, I have an Amazon wishlist here which is mostly household things we need and food for the cats. I will happily post pictures of them in the thread. They are very sweet baby who cry if a stranger comes to the apartment and doesn’t pick them up. I’ll try to stay on top of removing items from the wishlist as they get bought.

I’m not very good with signing off posts, but if anyone has any questions about Lymphona or chemo or the american healthcare system (or just want to see cat photos!) please feel free to ask and I’ll answer as best I can!

Thank you in advance for your generosity and kindness. Bless.

Edit 12/10: It was suggested that I throw my Venmo in the OP for those who would rather donate that way!

Venmo: @moringottos
Paypal (please ignore my deadname it’s a nightmare to change): paypal.me/necromancermoons

Edit: July 10: Apparently venmo is being weird so if it asks you to confirm the last four of my phone number it’s 3114.

Not going to shit on some random goon dyke for having cancer but fuckin lol at the begging and the bingo sheet of adjacent Very Goon Problems. Wonder if Koala's March can chop some of the parts off her purloined gaming machine to raise cash, god bless.
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it's a tranny
 
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Compositesludge said:
And Netflix aired Cuties, what's your point? Something like Made in Abyss being mainstream is alarming.
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It also has a video game being made by Nintendo, and American English dubs produced by Sentai Filmworks.

It may be a witch hunt, but it's justified, as from what I've read about so far, the manga shows children 12 and under being brutally killed, raped, and tortured.

I have to wonder why people are content just to "gas the thread" than they are to mount a bigger campaign to raise awareness, given how mainstream this series seems to be.

Just for illustration, this is a typical example of the arguments made by someone attempting to defend it:


The above video has 31,000 upvotes, 2,600 downvotes, and 718,263 views so far.
 
Ghostse said:
Say what now?
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January 2020

BIRD is a cutter nutjob and also has a navy sailor boy 8 years younger than her she started grooming when he was 15 to be her good lapdog while she fucks Jodys.

Edit: I’ve alluded to this before but back when I was an autistic loser and hung out with goons I knew an even bigger autistic loser who was fucking her behind her then-boyfriend’s back and bragging about it. Dude had a meltdown when she did it to him and fucked off to San Diego to be with sailor boy. Highlights I remember are she’s bipolar, literally worships Egyptian gods, brought Adam “Ralp” Nash to her sister’s wedding instead of her boyfriend, got love poetry from Smythe, and legally changed her first and middle name to “Razi Ariel” because it sounds like Raziel from the Legacy of Kain games. She might have a uterus but she has the heart of a troon.
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More allegations surfacing about The Mittani. Attachments busted right now so can't upload the screenshots I took, but the gist is that people say that Mittens divorced his wife. Specifically, that while she was stuck in Russia under investigation as a possible American spy, he used the power of attorney that she had given him to divorce her, and drained her bank account, and emailed her the divorce papers, and tried to keep her dog.

I'll do uploads later. I wish the goons would properly source any of this, though.

e: Posts from SA discussing it.

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Leonard Helplessness said:
Specifically, that while she was stuck in Russia under investigation as a possible American spy, he used the power of attorney that she had given him to divorce her, and drained her bank account, and emailed her the divorce papers, and tried to keep her dog.
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If true, that would be a pretty criminal breach of fiduciary duty.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
More allegations surfacing about The Mittani. Attachments busted right now so can't upload the screenshots I took, but the gist is that people say that Mittens divorced his wife. Specifically, that while she was stuck in Russia under investigation as a possible American spy, he used the power of attorney that she had given him to divorce her, and drained her bank account, and emailed her the divorce papers, and tried to keep her dog.

I'll do uploads later. I wish the goons would properly source any of this, though.
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Oh I am drinking this all up. 15 years of sanctimonius goons ruining one of my favourite MMOs with their bullshit. And finally it all falls apart. I hope there's a balkanization that leads to civil war. Could be the shot in the arm Eve PvP needs.
 
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Steinercard said:
Oh I am drinking this all up. 15 years of sanctimonius goons ruining one of my favourite MMOs with their bullshit. And finally it all falls apart. I hope there's a balkanization that leads to civil war. Could be the shot in the arm Eve PvP needs.
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Mittanni has just as many sycophants as Rich Kyanka used to. At this point he doesn't need the SA forums and his ban will barely affect things on his offsites, which mostly recruit off of reddit now. He can just Lowtaxishly kick out anyone who won't kiss his ass.

Still, it's funny, and something to bring up the next time the stupid bastard starts sermonizing at anyone with far, far less skeletons in their closet.
 
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Steinercard said:
Oh I am drinking this all up. 15 years of sanctimonius goons ruining one of my favourite MMOs with their bullshit. And finally it all falls apart. I hope there's a balkanization that leads to civil war. Could be the shot in the arm Eve PvP needs.
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Nah it'd just lead to the other major power block filling the entire universe with renters.
 
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Humble Shitpost Merchant said:
Mittanni has just as many sycophants as Rich Kyanka used to. At this point he doesn't need the SA forums and his ban will barely affect things on his offsites, which mostly recruit off of reddit now. He can just Lowtaxishly kick out anyone who won't kiss his ass.

Still, it's funny, and something to bring up the next time the stupid bastard starts sermonizing at anyone with far, far less skeletons in their closet.
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He and Innominate, the head IT guy of Goonswarm, are stepping down.

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But of course, it's not enough. Everybody who ever said faggot, or was an "ally" of someone who said faggot, must also go to the block. Surely, after just a few more heads roll, the outrage mob will be satisfied. Surely.
 
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