Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

These people approach body modification with less standards then their fucking furry pin ups.

 

[one_time_user]

He can't pay for the full thing at once, hence the multiple sessions

 

[MissAnthropist]

He can't pay for the full thing at once, hence the multiple sessions

Which is super sad, seeing as how an artist of that "caliber" prob charges $85-$100 an hour. I'm assuming. Since a top line artist charges upwards of $200-$250. If he's paying more than $85 for each session he's being massively ripped off for fuckin amateur shit.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Which is super sad, seeing as how an artist of that "caliber" prob charges $85-$100 an hour. I'm assuming. Since a top line artist charges upwards of $200. If he's paying more than $85 for each session he's being massively ripped off for fuckin amateur shit.

Loo, it’s harder to get a Russian tattoo artist than a Russian commission artist.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In the tattoo artist's defense, it must be hard to get the line work right with your head sticking out the studio door to avoid the stench.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

ETA: what even IS the part above the (reportedly) T:4T? I get the lightsabers, but wtf is that weird vaguely mechanical looking part? If it's just sorta mechanical looking filler for dead space then this tattoo is even more poorly planned than I originally thought.

I reckon it's supposed to be a bionic arm from Star Wars, keeping in line with the lightsaber design.

Could work by itself but Ravioli wants an overcomplicated design cluttered with shit all around and the tattoo artist can't pull it off anyway.

 

[Gengar]

So... regarding this image

Thought of nothing when I saw this image. Just good ol' Rioley larping in his hotwheels with his hair askew as per usual. I'm sure many of you do too. Now, I'll put this additional thought in your head: what's underneath those shorts?

Spoiler: Go on. Have a guess...

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[lamp shade]

This part is healing TERRIBLY. But I’d bet it has nothing to do with his diseases and everything to do with the fact he won’t leave it alone and forcibly pulled all the scabs off when it was trying to heal.

 

[Lion]

listen ravioli. brushing your rats nest doesn’t require the use of your legs.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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This part is healing TERRIBLY. But I’d bet it has nothing to do with his diseases and everything to do with the fact he won’t leave it alone and forcibly pulled all the scabs off when it was trying to heal.

The way the light shines off the ring look like he burned himself there.

 

[WTFNonsense]

Neither is his BMW coupe and motorbike.

Which leaves me wondering how he operates his motorbike with legs strapped together...

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He got more line work done on his awful T4T tattoo at the same shithole tattoo parlour. (Kevin Gibes approved)
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It looks like shit.

This is the original plan for the tattoo

not a clue what the fuck it is but its definitely not what he pictured here.

The line work isn't the worst part. Look at the diagram and look at the first picture in the update (upload is borked or I'd put the large version here for you), does it look like the new tattoo isn't aligned with the old one the lightsaber is supposed to go around?!? Does hustle style involve not even making sure these are lined up properly? I hope he posts another picture and this is just the angle or something because it looks like it's off by at least half an inch.

 

[MissAnthropist]

The line work isn't the worst part. Look at the diagram and look at the first picture in the update (upload is borked or I'd put the large version here for you), does it look like the new tattoo isn't aligned with the old one the lightsaber is supposed to go around?!? Does hustle style involve not even making sure these are lined up properly? I hope he posts another picture and this is just the angle or something because it looks like it's off by at least half an inch.

I was coming here to post the photo flipped and straightened so you could see exactly this. What the hell? This is possibly in line for one of the worst "professional" tattoos I've ever seen.

Does that tattoo artist not know that he can wash off the stencil and try again? It's SO misaligned!

(No image bc the site's taking a dump right now with regards to those)

 

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

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This part is healing TERRIBLY. But I’d bet it has nothing to do with his diseases and everything to do with the fact he won’t leave it alone and forcibly pulled all the scabs off when it was trying to heal.

I was about to say this. That look infected. Maybe the nurse was right. I wonder if it's from picking at the scabs or if that shitty scratcher's hygiene is on par with Ravioli's.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Does that tattoo artist not know that he can wash off the stencil and try again? It's SO misaligned!

Part of the responsibility is on the client.

I can go into a tat shop tomorrow and demand to have "Let's Go Brandon!" tattooed on my forehead and I'm sure I can find someone willing to whip up a stencil and let me see how it's going to look.

If it's janky and looks like shit, I'm the one who is responsible for busting a stop work and saying "Lol no."

I'm sure the tattoo artist plopped it on Riffle's arm and Riffle was like "Looks great, git r done."

Riffle is responsible for his own fucked up life and getting a shitty tattoo is just another way of warning normies that this one is dangerous.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Riffle is responsible for his own fucked up life

You're totally right, he should have said something, and I can't really blame the artist for not taking any pride in a dumpster fire of a tattoo design. Guess I'm not totally jaded from this site yet because I am genuinely stunned by the apathy from both parties.

Ugh the actual light part of the lightsabers is gonna look so fucking bad. It's gonna end up looking like a totally depraved double dildo curved around his poor dead sister's tattoo.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

It's still driving me nuts that "2" is missing off the shitty tattoo plan. This tattoo was doomed from the start.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer tranny.

 

[Ninon42]

It's gonna end up looking like a totally depraved double dildo curved around his poor dead sister's tattoo.

To Rioley, that's a feature, not a bug.

 

[Neko GF]

This nigga is literally 40:

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At 40 Rioley has
- No long term employment
- Hasn't started a family
- Major decisions are based around his fesishes
- Completely delusional about his own health
- Wastes money on one of the worst tattoos you'll ever see

What a life.

Happy tranny week number 756,486!

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An excellent representation of the "non-binary" community.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I reckon it's supposed to be a bionic arm from Star Wars, keeping in line with the lightsaber design.

Could work by itself but Ravioli wants an overcomplicated design cluttered with shit all around and the tattoo artist can't pull it off anyway.

Twitter commies are always so enthusiastic about getting corporate pop culture carved into their skin for life. The Walt Disney Corporation thanks you for your patronage, Comrade.