The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt - Ethan Ralph is on the run like a greased pig telling everyone they will never find him. Inevitably, they will. Post clues and speculation here.

[HotdogWater]

Nigger Please.
I drive 4-600 miles a day, everyday. Hell, Reethan already got the body of a trucker.

The difference between your average trucker and The Gunt, however, is that The Gunt cannot survive farther than Uber distance from casinos, liquor stores, and access to hookers. Just as he would not survive in Europe, he would not survive in a rural area or small town.

The only way I could see him living a good distance from a city is if he kept doing his weekly vacations and just stays in hotels, which is possible but not a long-term option unless you're speedrunning bankruptcy.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Apparently Sesco or whatever his name is is going to drive down to the studio. People could probably easily catfish a city out of him if they're clever.

 

[Christorian X]

Apparently Sesco or whatever his name is is going to drive down to the studio. People could probably easily catfish a city out of him if they're clever.

If Sisco is driving down that really gives us a lot to work with. Excellent piece of information. Do you know when he is planning to do so?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The difference between your average trucker and The Gunt, however, is that The Gunt cannot survive farther than Uber distance from casinos, liquor stores, and access to hookers.

Sounds like most truckstops in the south or out west. Now I think about it, if he got a camper shell for his truck, or got a box truck, he could live and stream at truckstops, as a single guy. Hell, I've seen families live like that.

 

[Got Milk!]

Sounds like most truckstops in the south or out west.

Flying Js/Love's have slot machines, alcohol (not certain about liquor) and lot lizards. They could be used to fill that void temporarily I suppose. However, the 2-3 machines they have aren't going to keep Ralph entertained long.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

4) MD has DC and the area between Baltimore and DC is pretty redneck in areas, also a lot of the far-right/extreme right redneck sector on the east coast actually exists on MD's east coast and through his contacts may have found an under the table deal.

Ralph is a lefty nigger lover. He likely moved to some other ghetto.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

If Sisco is driving down that really gives us a lot to work with. Excellent piece of information. Do you know when he is planning to do so?

No idea. Sisco said if Ralph hit 10 monthly subs, he'll drive down. Dunno how far Sisco is willing to drive. Also don't know if Down means the general term of going to, or a literal term meaning South of him.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Flying Js/Love's have slot machines, alcohol (not certain about liquor) and lot lizards. They could be used to fill that void temporarily I suppose. However, the 2-3 machines they have aren't going to keep Ralph entertained long.

Its only a matter of time till his gambling devolves to slots or video poker. It is ineviteable. Out west all the injun casinos have truck parking. Same in the midwest. He can just hang his uhaul blankets in the back of a box truck. It could be the beginning of the road hogg arc.

 

[Christorian X]

No idea. Sisco said if Ralph hit 10 monthly subs, he'll drive down. Dunno how far Sisco is willing to drive. Also don't know if Down means the general term of going to, or a literal term meaning South of him.

Sisco's current drive from his home to Richmond is already 3.25 hours. Your can see the route here.

A drive from Sisco's place to West Memphis can be seen here for reference.

This gives us something interesting to chew on.

 

[Got Milk!]

Sisco's current drive from his home to Richmond is already 3.25 hours. Your can see the route here.

A drive from Sisco's place to West Memphis can be seen here for reference.

This gives us something interesting to chew on.

Idk this Sisco person but does he have a history of streaming trips like Ralph does?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Idk this Sisco person but does he have a history of streaming trips like Ralph does?

He was in that video of Ralph BBQing, the clip of Ralph dancing at the bbq is usually in the sunrise production intros. What I was told about him was that he ran for state congress as a part of AF and got crushed cause AF just wants to play video games on stream rather than knocking on doors or making any real change in the world.

 

[Christorian X]

He was in that video of Ralph BBQing, the clip of Ralph dancing at the bbq is usually in the sunrise production intros. What I was told about him was that he ran for state congress as a part of AF and got crushed cause AF just wants to play video games on stream rather than knocking on doors or making any real change in the world.

This is all correct. Also if you spend even 5 minutes listening to him you'll realize he should never hold political office, lol.

 

[SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP]

This is all correct. Also if you spend even 5 minutes listening to him you'll realize he should never hold political office, lol.

The majority of AF dipshits can't begin to imagine an actual platform to run on outside of some one dimensional meme catchphrases. They can't socialize properly irl, much less stand in front of crowds and try to sway them to their side. These people would end up harming local politics more than helping, which makes them being so inept an absolute blessing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't disagree with anything you on anything you said.

What I would offer is that right now Baked is facing jailtime, Nick's future is very much up in the air depending on what happens in the next 6 months and likely has a lot of federal eyes on him. I could easily see Baked/Nick et all cutting a deal with Ralph that if he helps cover for them or run some things through his name, etc that they'd sign a lease for him.

Even they aren’t that desperate and have far better lackey choices than human dumpster fire Ethan Ralph. Ralph makes them look competent in comparison and I think that’s the main reason they tolerate him in their e-circle.

There’s no way Ralph could provide anything to those guys that would have them risking any liability to give him a place to live. They wouldn’t even answer the phone to be a reference on a rental app for Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Sisco is Meigh’s bull so now I believe she really is at the new place

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Maybe the reason Ralph is so confident of not having his new address discovered, is because he isn't relocating to a house at all.

Consider this possibility - the Guntyear Blimp!

 

[Mister Mint]

I don't know much about this but is the USPS "Address Service Requested" service something we can use?



It's just a matter of time. Either he'll tell someone and then, inevitably, turn against them, or he'll just blab it himself.

 

[TurdFondler]

Maybe he moved to the UK?

 

[_squall]

Maybe he moved to the UK?
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Good guess but his homeland is still stateside.

 

[Got Milk!]

Maybe he moved to the UK?
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Good guess but his homeland is still stateside.

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If 2 places ever needed to be in a sister city program, these are them.