DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So this $100 tip


Phil says "there was no pop up, but i confirmed it was real, and no it was not a behind the scenes tip"

Phil has been doing the prestream this whole time, he had no time to confirm this tip. Meaning that the tip was prearranged.

So either :

The tip came in via streamelements BEFORE the stream began today

or

The tip was behind the scenes and Phil lied
 
So this $100 tip


Phil says "there was no pop up, but i confirmed it was real, and no it was not a behind the scenes tip"

Phil has been doing the prestream this whole time, he had no time to confirm this tip. Meaning that the tip was prearranged.

So either :

The tip came in via streamelements BEFORE the stream began today

or

The tip was behind the scenes and Phil lied
100% OIC Tip.
 
So this $100 tip


Phil says "there was no pop up, but i confirmed it was real, and no it was not a behind the scenes tip"

Phil has been doing the prestream this whole time, he had no time to confirm this tip. Meaning that the tip was prearranged.

So either :

The tip came in via streamelements BEFORE the stream began today

or

The tip was behind the scenes and Phil lied

Nobody really gives a fuck about the tip. Retard gave Phil money, the sky is blue. Let's laugh about the PC scam instead.
 
I could maybe see distant rational reasons for declining the 50k From Keemstar . (Keem is skeezy, lock in for a year of podcasts). But I think his justifications for not taking this free computer might be some of the flimsiest bullshit excuses he has snorted out.

Might be just under the "the bank leak is real but its all fake guys I cant talk about it costs me 1k to fix" level of stretched bullshit excuse.
 
I could maybe see distant rational reasons for declining the 50k From Keemstar . (Keem is skeezy, lock in for a year of podcasts). But I think his justifications for not taking this free computer might be some of the flimsiest bullshit excuses he has snorted out.

Might be just under the "the bank leak is real but its all fake guys I cant talk about it costs me 1k to fix" level of stretched bullshit excuse.
I could see him turning down Keem's offer if he actually entertained it first with a fucking phone call. I'm a fucking nobody but I hate Keem, so if he came to me with a 50k offer I would be prepared to decline it depending on what it was...but I know doing so would be admitting I don't have financial hardship, which is why you don't talk about financial hardship to begin with.
 
>has a fan that might finance a part / all of the PC
>RTU wants to send him an older PC
>doesn't want to pay extreme shipping fees that aren't real
>what if RTU trolls him by sending him trash?
>what if it breaks on the way to him? (muh warranty)
>mad at RTU leaking secret scam, paranoia activated hard
>mad at Wings for leaking DMs, compares it to Rambo/Howard and how they quit their friendship over that
>doesn't know what parts the PC has
>doesn't know what parts he would actually need to do his recording+broadcasting shit (isn't that still heavy on a single PC, even in current year? Someone who has an idea please respond)
>wants to ask audience next prestream on what parts to get
>different person emailed him, begging him to not actually listen to his fans because creators have retard fans all the time and they have no idea what they are talking about
>blames viewers for picking wrong parts for his 3k lemon
>wants to do a fundraiser in the fall because he needs money for PC/cam/greenscreen

Sounds good?
 
A bit of trivia in regards to the "Hardcore gaming season" and his letter to another content creator (around late 2017).

Years ago he interacted with Cryaotic (very popular streamer at the time, until he screwed up and got cancelled) about doing a collab of some sort.
DSP declined of course, but his letter to Cry is read on this stream:
Timestamp: 2:32 to 2:51 and 3:10 to 3:35

Part of the letter as it's read:
"Hello Sir, thanks for the offer but sadly I won't be available. I'm playing Mario Odyssey, Assassin's Creed and Wolfenstein, all at the same damn time, and then there's Call Of Duty next week, so it's the craziest week of the year for me.
I do appreciate your offering, and please do let me know of any future opportunities."
 
It was pretty impressive mental gymnastics to go on for 20 minutes about how he no longer had anyone to give him a new $3000 PC, only to then say Rich offered Phil his old PC AND some other "behind the scenes" person DID want to buy Phil a $3000 PC, but to end the stream seething mad because Rich dared to mention giving him the old computer that he's not going to take anyway.

He also used the royal "we" about 100 times, because WE have to pay for the computer and WE have to figure out exactly what computer to get him, but only HE is going to benefit from any of this.
 
>doesn't know what parts he would actually need to do his recording+broadcasting shit (isn't that still heavy on a single PC, even in current year? Someone who has an idea please respond)
For streaming you don't need very high end stuff. Guaranteed if he just did some work and upgraded some pieces on his existing board he'd be fine. He doesn't need to stream in 4k quality because honestly he's not a Chaturbate model needing people to see the sweat dripping off his ass so there's no point in upgrading that hard.
 
These boys want more attention than white girls on TikTok, if you don't give them attention, they will move on.
While I agree with the general premise, some of these DSP simps are at a level that I think they'll be around for the long-haul regardless (although maybe I'm just naiive to how these psychos operate over a long enough period of time.)

I read earlier about the Japanese dude who shot Abe; apparently his mom donated almost 1 million USD to some cult and it completely fucked his whole family up.

Then I thought to myself that these fucking paypigs still have quite a ways to go lol
 
He rejects a free PC from RTU who I say probably knows 100x more about PCs than Phil does. RTU streams himself so he would be one of the best people he should trust when building/getting a PC from. RTU may troll him but he seems like a big cuck for Phil so I don't see him doing that but who knows maybe he put a keylogger. Either way Phil is getting a free PC and if he was that paranoid he could wipe the HDD and reinstall Windows. But this is Phil who barely knows how to use Internet Explorer so I doubt he knows how to reinstall a OS, so I can see why he might not want the PC.

I do find it weird that he stalled so hard on why he cant accept the free PC, but landed on "its a 2017 so it probably wont last long", even though he said himself he knows nothing about PCs. He could pay for the shipping which is less than a 100 bucks and if doesn't work he would get pity bucks from his fans for being scammed by RTU. Naw, lets insult RTU who wanted to help him and say he was an idiot for talking about this on his stream which somehow creates drama and makes Phil look bad (I dont know why it would). Some people say it is because it ruined his scam of asking for money for a PC but in reality keeps the money and uses the free PC.

I have streamed myself and I have helped others stream and honestly you don't need a high end PC to do any of that. For instance, one of the computers I use to stream is a laptop specifically an Acer Nitro 5 with an Intel i5 with Nvidia GTX 1650 and it can stream at 1080p 60fps while recording footage. The laptop was about $700 and even though I cant stream well while playing games, it still runs games like Battlfield 5 and Halo multiplayer pretty smoothly.

Just get a cheap gaming laptop and it will do what you need it for and that is just streaming. Plus it being a laptop you can stream you infamous Cooking with the King with no worries of carrying a large desktop. In all honesty, he can get a cheap desktop for streaming but he thinks he needs some high end PC with a 3090 in it even though he does not play PC games nor edit videos.
 
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