Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Wonder if, when DeeDee's tongue brushes, dem teef swing back and forth like the saloon doors do in an old Spaghetti Western?

Also the comments in the latest CP: Barney Rubble's new boyfriend...holy shit... :story: :story: :story: :story: :story:
 
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A little US sperging, but in cases where the DV victim suddenly "doesn't want to file charges," they typically use the state. Reason being they don't want the one making the charges against the abuser to give that up. I'm not entirely sure that Leafland is different but it would make sense.

Other than that, we can explain it as Chantal is a little baby bitch. Go figure.
I don't know who you're referring to when you say "they use the state."

In Canada, the Crown has the exclusive right to charge people with crimes.

Individuals report crimes. Individuals give statements. The police investigate reports and collect evidence. The Crown, and only the Crown, makes charges, if and when it feels it right and prudent to do so. Once Chantal accused Nader to the police, it was out of her hands, no matter how much she wanted to walk it back. IIRC the detective basically told her this, when she called him to say oopsie. Likewise, when they did eventually drop it, her feelings have nothing to do with it, unless she can give them new evidence.

The Crown probably decided Chantal was an unreliable witness and a bad source to build a case on, which we can all agree is true. But there's other reasons they would or would not pursue this. They're well aware of Nader and his real, not imaginary crimes. When new players accuse him, obviously they're going to take that seriously, but they're not going to take every single case of him being a dick to court, you know?

Generally speaking, Chantal has about a million times less power than she believes she does, regardless of whether or not DD was somehow controlling her (lol.) And generally speaking, the justice system doesn't care about hurt feelings.
 
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We all know she’s a sphere, but this image still somehow shocked me.
 
Smug and raging at the same time...I hope all her neurons go haywire and her head explodes.

OR!

She pokes "Stabracadabra" (whoever said it first THANK YOU) one too many times and he pokes back...with a big stabby knife.

I know, optimistic. Okay, I'll be realistic, and say that the future is full of more gluttony, idiocy, and stupid-for-profit.

She said she said something like she has "1k friends telling me that Nader is ugly so I'll feel better." First, she has to be TOLD that he is ugly???? And secondly, she does NOT have 1000 "friends." She has 1 friend who lives with her. Anything else falls in the categories of haters, trolls, and insane nut jobs who don't even really count as people.

She is so very tiresome.
 
Gotta say, I’m a bit shocked that the story about Chins eating out DD is true. DD says Stabby is her Dom, so I guess she does whatever he says? I never liked DD and thought she was a weirdo getting involved in this drama, but I guess I thought she had a little more dignity than that.

They are all horrible and I would like to see this story end in a fire.
 
Gotta say, I’m a bit shocked that the story about Chins eating out DD is true. DD says Stabby is her Dom, so I guess she does whatever he says? I never liked DD and thought she was a weirdo getting involved in this drama, but I guess I thought she had a little more dignity than that.

They are all horrible and I would like to see this story end in a fire.

It was definitely low tide at the pier on the purple mattress that night.
 
Gunts theme song:

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me
I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me
Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be
I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don't know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)
As long as you love me
As long as you love me
I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin' from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby
I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don't care)
As long as you love me
 
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It's never not weird to see enormous women under the sexual and social control of a man who is, essentially, a mentally-challenged middle-aged twink. I guess I can see it from Nader's perspective - it must feel powerful to be in control of a woman so large that she could knock you unconscious into a wall with one accidental swipe of her meaty paw. If she pays your bills it's even better, I assume. But the woman? Does it make DeeDee feel dainty to have a man with the stature of an eighth grader and the intelligence of a juggalo dominating her?

This is you, DeeDee. The cringe is real and the dick ain't worth it.


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Well, I finally heard the "leaked" DeeDee tape. I guess all this time, I was willing to believe she was halfway sane and normal simply because Chantal's insanity is so extreme in comparison, and I needed someone normal in this story.

But nope. While the tape does confirm that Chantal is, in fact, both crazy and stupid in the extreme, it also makes DeeDee come across as a class-A retard as well. And this has to be one of the least titillating and most stomach-turning threeways in history. It portrays Nader as an omnipotent master of puppets, itself an absurdity that only a very low-IQ numbskull would think, with both fat, middle-aged chicks obedient automatons following his stoned and drunk orders. I feel filthy and bewildered for even listening to it.

Coming out of it, ole Clotso remains the biggest short-bus sped of the three, but DeeDee is a dummy too, and Nader is a sleazebag. Still, all three participated under their own free will. Chantal gets the Extra-Stupido Prize for literally watching Nader go down on DeeDee and still not realizing they had slept together. DeeDee claims she didn't want any threeway, but had an attitude of "yeah, whatever" that led to her participation, which involved going down on Chantal as well as receiving. I don't see how anyone could take a "whatever" attitude where a naked Clotso is involved; where were the warning sirens in her head?

One hears rumors of decadence among the rich and fabulous-looking, but fat, lumpen Canadian proles can be just as decadent. But without the trappings of wealth and fabulousness. In other words, yuck.

To say that I am utterly exhausted with this story-that-won't-go-away would be the understatement of my life. Dear God almighty, can we please have a liver failure episode or something to take us out of this rut? Maybe this is our karma, being stuck in this disgusting, repetitive loop for the rest of time?
 
It's never not weird to see enormous women under the sexual and social control of a man who is, essentially, a mentally-challenged middle-aged twink. I guess I can see i from Nader's perspective - it must feel powerful to be in control of a woman so large that she could knock you unconscious into a wall with one accidental swipe of her meaty paw. If she pays your bills it's even better, I assume. But the woman? Does it make DeeDee feel dainty to have a man with the stature of an eighth grader and the intelligence of a juggalo dominating her?

This is you, DeeDee. The cringe is real and the dick ain't worth it.
I wonder how she feels about having to compete with the hambeast that is Chantal. Does she look in the mirror and wonder if she and Chantal are alike?
 
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