Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Rope Salesman said:
At what point does it go from ‘harassment’ to you are having a legit conversation? Especially when you keep responding

Ohhh and he is fat as fuck
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The second he responds past the first "don't contact this number", it is no longer legally possible to pursue harassment or cyberstalking charges.
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His insistence of always getting the last word in has legally fucked him. If he just gave the copypaste once per text thread and then never responds past that, he could amass those interactions as evidence. But since he responds to their messages after telling them not to contact the number, he loses all legal credibility.

To build a legal case, he'd have to give up his piggish insistence of always getting the last word in. If he did, he could actually have a chance at amassing a credible legal case.

And the funny part is, since they're always messaging him from new numbers, all he'd have to do is give them the 'win' of getting the last word in, and he could start building his legal case. But he's such a narcissistic retard he can't stop himself from always insisting on getting the last word in, which means that he'll never be able to succeed in court against the 'atalkers'. He's literally his own worst enemy in this.

(The rest of this post is just me contemplating the whys and wherefores of Fatrick. TL;DR Fatrick is dumb)

My grandfather once told me that (in regards to fighting) "no matter how tough you are, you'll never be stronger than 10 people". No matter how much of an "alcoholic firebrand badass" you are, you aren't more powerful than 20+ people working around the clock to fucking with you.

You'll have to compromise, show some humility, or know that discretion is the better part of valor. This fat faggot thinks he's 'brave' by not changing his number, by always responding? Nah, he's the coward because he's so afraid of looking weak or giving his opponents a 'win'.

And look what his foolish pride has gotten him: He's lost his vaunted twitter checkmark, his writing career is in shambles, no one wants to interact with him on any professional level outside of a passing 'oh sorry to hear that', I doubt the SFWA is pleased with him blowing $100k+ on lolsuits that all ended in utter failure (and any enemies he has in the SFWA definitely are leveraging this against him), and he is now literally in debt $34k+ to his atalkers.

He has no children (the paper abortion and 0 presence means he is basically just a sperm donor at best), all his hobbies like stand-up comedy have vanished, and the only thing he has left is drinking at a bar where the bartenders he pays daily politely listen to him drivel on about his tweets. He is a fat, ugly loner, and if he died tomorrow, it would only be the atalkers who would notice in the world at large. Niki would be remarried within the year, his brother might just send flowers to the service and not attend. Atalkers would be more likely to send condolences than 95% of people he considers 'friends'.

Any idiot can 'refuse to back down'. Does Fatrick consider the people that shoot others over road rage incidents 'brave'? Does he consider those fat rednecks and that ragoholic who got shot over dispute over a dirty stained couch in an alley 'brave'?

Does he just have such internalized demons from being bullied as a child that he can't shake the ingrained lesson of 'fight as hard as you can against a bully, even if you get your ass kicked they'll move onto the next easiest target, and those that just accept it will continue to be targeted'? That shit works when you're a kid in a scenario where you're stuck with other kids. It doesn't work that way in real life. Unless you're willing to kill and go to jail and/or be killed yourself, there will always be someone who can out 'mad dog' you.

The strong man doesn't need to prove he's strong, the smart man doesn't need to prove he's smart, and the brave man doesn't need to prove he's brave. The confidence they feel in their abilities mean that they don't feel the need to prove it. Its the people insecure about their abilities who do.

Well, it's nice. Fatrick continues to lose more and more of the positives in his life, and he's actively sabotaging any positives. His 'victim' status will never be able to be leveraged in any capacity because he's far too much of a liability in so many regards. His harsh abrasive nature prevents him from forming any bonds, especially with the 'peer group' he surrounds himself with.

This same 'peer group' will never acknowledge him in any serious regard, since they look at him and just see 'fat middle-aged white man talking aggressively, looks like a typical oppressor to me'. The only people of his ilk that have any power in the left circles are the rich ones. If he ever even approaches success in that group they'll cannibalize him out of jealousy, and no one will bat an eye.

He's just such an odd specimen. He documents his own failures for the world to see. I can't understand a person so willingly public with themselves, and its not even a generational thing. Both my parents take a lot of pride in not having anything publicly online about themselves, no social media, nothing. And they're older than Fatrick by a decent amount. A 42 year old man who publicly posts his vacation photos, haircut photos... yuck. How one man can act so 'pridefully' yet have no pride makes him solidly my #2 top lolcow with a huge distance to 3rd (CWC will always be my #1).

OK, enough sperging about Fatrick. He's just such a good example of what not to do in life I thought it deserves some thought.
 
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Cold Root Beer said said:
[H]is brother might just send flowers to the service and not attend.
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Now you got me thinking of the funeral itself, or for lolcows in general. In Cannibal Porky's case, I see a very sad and modest funeral much like you allude to, but Niki'd surely attend. Would there be a priest, despite fatty's euphoria?

And would whoever tasked with the burden of eulogizing him even bring up the Rascals, and his relationship to them?

"For in life, Patrick was tested by Our Lord with a plague of scoundrels; rascals descending upon him like frogs over the Pharaoh. But Rick's heart hardened..."

*thump thump thump from within closed 9XL casket*

"You have noT earned the righT to call me 'Rick,' child!"
 
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@Cold Root Beer I can't quote your excellent post but it got me thinking: How did Fat get like this? He can't have been quite this awful to start with or he'd never have had a kid or a writing career. Something broke him.

I want to talk about anger problems. Anger problems often derive from abuse and trauma, but the mechanism is different to that which most people suppose - it's not that someone is angry about what happened to them (though they might be) and that just makes them angry all the time. Trauma causes anger in a more nuanced and complex way.

Let's say something bad happened to you. Maybe daddy touched you. Maybe the kids at school shoved you into a locker. Maybe you were in an abusive relationship with parents or a partner. Maybe you were a cop or a soldier and saw things nobody should see. Whatever it was, it was awful. The worst thing you have ever experienced. It was painful. It was utterly disempowering and humiliating. You felt nothing but constant fear, anxiety and growing panic, 24/7. You were utterly powerless, and someone else was able to exploit you, violate you, hurt you, humiliate you, whenever they wanted and there was nothing you could do to stop it. Maybe it went on for years. That's the kind of thing that doesn't just break your mind - it crushes your very soul. Eventually, you realise that your life is at stake. If the abusers don't kill you, you might just do it yourself just to make it stop. And it's at that point, because your ego is shattered ,your id takes over. And your id has one objective - keep you alive. And it has one way to keep you alive, and it tells you:

Nobody is ever going to make you feel that way again, no matter what. They will pay. They will ALL pay.

At that point you are kept alive by the sheer animalistic rage of your lizard brain. You refuse to fucking die, you refuse to let this defeat you. And there is a good chance it will work (and for those for whom it doesn't work, natural selection weeds them out). For a period of time, anger becomes your vital, driving force. And the id loves that shit, because you're alive, and you don't feel those feelings any more. Rage is better than what you felt before. Anything is better than what you felt before.

But this coping mechanism can easily become maladaptive. Because it can result in any conflict, any situation in which you might be conceivably be embarrassed or humiliated triggers (the actual proper use of that word) your id into taking over. No no no no no, says the id, I'm not going to be humiliated again. I will NEVER be humiliated again. ANYTHING is better than that. They can't humiliate you if you kill them first! Kill! Kill! Kill! And when the id says "anything" is better than feeling those feelings again, it really means anything. Getting into a fight is better than feeling that way again. Getting fired is better. Going to jail is better. And, apparently, spending the entire ball game that you went to with your wife fighting with people on Twitter is better than that, too. Any situation that could conceivably result in loss of face or appearing submissive to someone else, be that real or imagined, causes your rational mind to shut down and that rage, the rage that sustained you, the rage without which you would be dead, the rage to which you owe your continued existence, takes over. And of course in a civilised society, acting out that rage, even if it's just verbally, has severely negative consequences, many of which are disempowering and humiliating. So you feel those feelings anyway, those feelings that you would rather do anything than feel again. And all that does is remind your id of what you're trying to avoid, so it just rages harder. That's not a rational response, but we're talking about an aspect of the human psyche that evolved when we were swinging from the trees, and tearing the other despised proto-hominid limb from limb was a much more effective way of dealing with their shit than it is now that we have laws, cops, and Twitter. And so that primitive survival mechanism loops back around, making you even more angry and irrational, and on a state of constant alert for the slightest signs of anyone or anything that might be a threat. You're in permanent "fight or flight" but you are done running away, so that narrows your options down to "fight". So you fight. This is the downward spiral that Pat is in, and he's too narcissistic to seek help or even realise this isn't normal.

So what was it that tipped Pat over the edge? He was always egotistical and pompous, but he wasn't this broken. He could function in society. He did things all day other than fight.

My best guess is it was the collapse of his first marriage, the termination of his parental rights and the speed at which his first wife started a relationship with PCJ - which may well have started before the divorce. To have your wife cheat on you is always humiliating, but for someone like Pat, someone whose entire sense of self-worth is based on a macho view of masculinity in which his animalistic man-power is his greatest asset, it must have been eviscerating. Pat having another man steal his woman and his child would be as bad for someone like him as being raped or tortured would be for the rest of us. I bet that's when he snapped. He found a quiet, broken woman with low self-esteem who he married pretty much solely because he thought she'd never leave him - and if my theory about their relationship is right, he will damn well stop her doing it at any cost. But Nikki doesn't fill that void. She's not enough to replace what he lost. Neither are the guns, or the motorbike, or his Mustang. He's still not enough of a man, and that thought gnaws at him all the time at the back of his mind, and every time he entertains it, the rage comes back.

So he can't let the tiniest thing go. That would be submitting to somebody else. He had to submit to somebody else in court once. He lost his wife and his daughter that day. I bet they smirked at him, and for the first time, he properly boiled with anger, and has never stopped since. That's why he always has to get the last word. The Rage won't let him do otherwise. That's why he denies everything, to the point of absurdity. As far as his lizard brain is concerned, admitting to the tiniest error or admitting that he's in any way wrong would be like being in that courtroom all over again. He never, EVER wants to feel that again. But because he is both stupid and too narcissistic to realise that he needs to reign that rage in rather than give in to it all the time, he loses to the aTalkers over and over. He feels that humiliation all over again. So he does the only thing he remembers how to do - he keeps fighting a battle that he always loses, stuck in an endless loop. His total and all-consuming primal fear of being humiliated causes him to act in ways that result in him being humiliated. Forever.

Also, he's fat.
 
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naaaaiiiiillllll!!! said:
The words “prepper” and “rider” are too different that even a dumb autocorrect wouldn’t make that mistake. It’s also in-character for Fatrick, a fiction writer by trade, to make this up (or at least exaggerate).
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"We don't have a cow, Tomlinson...
we do have a bull."

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I can't quote any of these longass posts, but:

I don't think anything really went wrong for Pat; he just had an extremely easy ride for the first ~35 years of his life, and then reality hit him hard. Parasitic lifestyle and lack of realistic goals are some of the less bombastic, often overlooked symptoms of narcissism. So, I'd say things actually went too right for him for too long.

Pat has always been extremely lazy. His mommy let him coast through high school with a 1.2 academic GPA; he quit his first retail job before the shift was over; Adrienne married him young and naive; her father was a big-time insurance guy who secured them both jobs while he wrote his first, awful compilation book submission short stories about wererats and wereferrets; he married his second, depressed, drunken wife because her mother is a CFO who would dole out money to them regularly, and the father left behind a lot of insurance money. All they had to do was collect rent from the renters of the other half of the duplex and continue living their delayed adolescence (plus booze). He admits that all of his books are just (Something) in Spaaaaaaace. Hell, he brags that his first 3 novels were just Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy fanfics made legally distinct by changing names around.

He's also a bitter piece of shit. His lost checkmark comes to mind. His brother is taller, thinner, and holds a Ph. D.; and, let's not forget that a horse-cocked dynamo rescued his first wife right out from under him., but I guess that's a matter for another post.
 
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