Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Andy is getting catfished by another deathfat. He's probably going to try and woo her by bringing her to his parking lot bazaar.

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Was this their plan all along? Phone it in, grab superchat money, and wait for the big payday: Daddy Jim in stream?
I don't think they had/have a plan other than trying to ignore this shit. That was pretty clear to me from last night.

Retard Andy likely agreed to this because he's ignorant of the history between PPP and Jim (including what happened the last time payment processors came up), and might even even be stupid enough to think Jim is a friend of the show who will help smooth all this over. All his coke addled brain knows is Jim = Money.

Rather than speculating how hard Jim will go in on the two of them, I find to more interesting to speculate whether:
  1. PPP is savagely beating shit out of Andy right now in the hopes Andy will withdraw the invitation.
  2. This is the slipup by Andy that FINALLY leads to the two separating.
  3. PPP will come down will some rare tropical illness, or otherwise find some excuse to not be able to attend the show on Tuesday.
 
I don't think they had/have a plan other than trying to ignore this shit. That was pretty clear to me from last night.

Retard Andy likely agreed to this because he's ignorant of the history between PPP and Jim the last time payment processors came out, and might even think Jim is a friend of the show who will help smooth all this over. All his coke addled brain knows is Jim = Money.

Rather than speculating how hard Jim will go in on the two of them, I find to more interesting to speculate whether:
  1. PPP is savaging beating shit out of Andy right now in the hopes Andy will withdraw the invitation.
  2. This is the slipup by Andy that FINALLY leads to the two separating.
  3. PPP will come down will some rare tropical illness, or otherwise find some excuse to not be able to attend the show on Tuesday.
Or PPP will just grovel before Jim. Last two streams give me impression that PayPigPay is buck broken by Tardski and he simply gave up. I for one hope for some hollerin from the lardass like he did with Podawful.
 
I don't think they had/have a plan other than trying to ignore this shit. That was pretty clear to me from last night.

Retard Andy likely agreed to this because he's ignorant of the history between PPP and Jim (including what happened the last time payment processors came up), and might even even be stupid enough to think Jim is a friend of the show who will help smooth all this over. All his coke addled brain knows is Jim = Money.
And like every IBS cycle, it'll be his downfall. How will he react when Jim openly laughs at him at his own show since the AIM AIM AIM incident?

Rather than speculating how hard Jim will go in on the two of them, I find to more interesting to speculate whether:
1. PPP is savagely beating shit out of Andy right now in the hopes Andy will withdraw the invitation.
If that happens, PPP will back himself with Warski into a corner. Chat will probably even more hostile then.
2. This is the slipup by Andy that FINALLY leads to the two separating.
Cheeto Casino is ded, then what? PPP sucking Godwinson's cock to make him come back?
3. PPP will come down will some rare tropical illness, or otherwise find some excuse to not be able to attend the show on Tuesday.
Same outcome as the first point.

Making the stream today in the style of "ripping off the bandaid" would've been the best option. Both of those retards doing prep work for DADDY GYM? Please.
 
Ralph and Fuentes built their online persona on bravado, there´s not any rule you shouldn´t behave like a cunt - quite the contrary, retards reward cunty behavior. I was kinda weirded out about O´Furniture jumping into it so soon to the point of thinking he´s doing it to fuck with people eager to destroy the fat lesbian but he does have a reputation of being a chat respecter and maybe they are going to discuss the ethics on chat management
It's about ethics in payment processing and chat management.
 
Was this their plan all along? Phone it in, grab superchat money, and wait for the big payday: Daddy Jim in stream?

Warski being conveniently out of town and then doing it on Tuesday one of the KC stream days screams laziness to put on a real show for an easy cash grab
This is why they should do it on Jim's channel, and not let those two grubby shekel whores grift off it.
 
I don't think they had/have a plan other than trying to ignore this shit. That was pretty clear to me from last night.

Retard Andy likely agreed to this because he's ignorant of the history between PPP and Jim (including what happened the last time payment processors came up), and might even even be stupid enough to think Jim is a friend of the show who will help smooth all this over. All his coke addled brain knows is Jim = Money.

Rather than speculating how hard Jim will go in on the two of them, I find to more interesting to speculate whether:
  1. PPP is savagely beating shit out of Andy right now in the hopes Andy will withdraw the invitation.
  2. This is the slipup by Andy that FINALLY leads to the two separating.
  3. PPP will come down will some rare tropical illness, or otherwise find some excuse to not be able to attend the show on Tuesday.
Here's how it hopefully goes down

Andy: Jim thanks for coming on but before we get into it MEDICARE MASOCHIST FOR 1000 DOLLARS! WHOOOAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH! Huge support there! Ok so Jim happy to have you on to clear this up.

Jim: Are you fucking kidding me Andy? I highly doubt that was a real dono because you fucked up and used America firsts payment processor. Your audience is pissed and you've been ignoring it and coping this whole week, banned your entire chat and now you open the show with your grift? Yeah I'm out, I shouldn't have agreed to come on here with you faggots. Enjoy the shit show faggots because it won't last long! HA HA !!

Andy: Jim no! Wait come on man! Fuck uuhhhh... ASHTON WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO!?

PPP: The same thing we've been doing Andy.... CHRISTHISTORIAN X FOR 20 WHOLE DOLLARS! LET'S GO CHAMP! KINOCHET FOR 50 BIG ONES LETS GOOOO!
 
Surfer says a lot of things and seemingly for a spot on CozyTV. Has ANY of it been verified yet?
I know, that's why I'm not presenting it as fact. Plenty of people already deem him to be a lunatic so I take whatever he says at face value. I don't know how you would verify it. That said, Surfer shows deep concern for PPP and doesn't hate him; in fact he still cares about him and just wants him to repent. He doesn't have the hollerin' rage that the Gunt has for Ashton. I can't imagine many people will show up to his Sunday Bible reading streams on Cozy considering he already does this on YT and hovers around 30-50 or so people who tune in.
 
Here's how it hopefully goes down

Andy: Jim thanks for coming on but before we get into it MEDICARE MASOCHIST FOR 1000 DOLLARS! WHOOOAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH! Huge support there! Ok so Jim happy to have you on to clear this up.

Jim: Are you fucking kidding me Andy? I highly doubt that was a real dono because you fucked up and used America firsts payment processor. Your audience is pissed and you've been ignoring it and coping this whole week, banned your entire chat and now you open the show with your grift? Yeah I'm out, I shouldn't have agreed to come on here with you faggots. Enjoy the shit show faggots because it won't last long! HA HA !!

Andy: Jim no! Wait come on man! Fuck uuhhhh... ASHTON WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO!?

PPP: The same thing we've been doing Andy.... CHRISTHISTORIAN X FOR 20 WHOLE DOLLARS! LET'S GO CHAMP! KINOCHET FOR 50 BIG ONES LETS GOOOO!
You're putting waaaay to much faith on Jim actually doing that.
 
Surfer says a lot of things and seemingly for a spot on CozyTV. Has ANY of it been verified yet?
YE AY-LOGGIN' THERE, BUDDY?
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In all seriousness, no. Surfer just rambles and occassionally says funny stuff that's believable enough to pass the smell-test. Helps that he won't try and sell big lies, like PPP wearing the high-heels. (They'd turn into flipflops anyway)
 
Surfer says a lot of things and seemingly for a spot on CozyTV. Has ANY of it been verified yet?
He said that mouthbreathing gives you more oxygen. If it's just a plan to recruit more chinlet catboycels, or if it is Gawd's Plan™ is not clear yet.
That said, Surfer shows deep concern for PPP and doesn't hate him; in fact he still cares about him and just wants him to repent.
With airing so much dirty laundry of the leslard canadian to the internet? X. I'd bet that PPP will tell him to fuck off.
 
Good God, the risk Keem is taking on Warski here. All it would take is for the Daily Mail to run a second story on Warski's child porn exhibitionism, pointing out he is now headlining a huge boxing match happening in London for this to come crumbling down. It's a good thing Ralph isn't coherent enough to pull something as simple as that off to take this down.
The British tabloids won't run a negative story about a Moor, they have protected status in the UK.
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What do you call this hairstyle?
Gay.
The only way they can fix this is by going and meeting Xander to flex on Ralph
I don't think theres any fixing it at this point.
What did the farms do though? They are getting like 100-200 less viewers but still hit their donation goal. I mean I was expecting this fucking huge op to deconstruct the Casino. What the fuck happened.
I don't think anyone but the most retarded aylawgs wants the show to end, the idea is to keep laughing at these faggots as they dance for us like monkeys.
Hopefully they have enough loyal paypiggies, as this achieves 2 things - it keeps the show on life support so Traitor and the Tard can continue to humiliate themselves for our amusement, and wastes the money of 40iQ retards that donate, giving us the amusement of knowing they are wasting money that could be spent on literally anything better.
 
With airing so much dirty laundry of the leslard canadian to the internet? X. I'd bet that PPP will tell him to fuck off.
I didn't say his intended purpose was to mend their relationship but rather Surfer seemingly believes that PPP has lost his way from God's path or whatever and wants him to redeem himself in the religious sense. At least that was my impression of the way he talks about PPP.
 
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