Disaster Zendaya Landed Herself In The Hospital After Attempting To Cook, And She Playfully Documented It All On Instagram

Creepuscular · Jul 16, 2022

I know this is a big ask, but what the fuck did she actually do?

Rome's rightful successor · Jul 16, 2022

Did she film herself doing it? That would at least be entertaining to watch herself fail at cooking.

Jann_Hörn · Jul 16, 2022

Omg so relatable.. stupid poor people and their need to cook since they don’t have their own personal chefs

JambledUpWords · Jul 16, 2022

Creepuscular said:
I know this is a big ask, but what the fuck did she actually do?

Based on the cut on her finger, probably chopping something and went a bit too deep. She is rich enough to never need to cook for herself, so I doubt she has good technique with knives.

thx1138 · Jul 16, 2022

Creepuscular said:
I know this is a big ask, but what the fuck did she actually do?

Knowing movie stars, probably tried to put jelly on a piece of bread.

Chilson · Jul 16, 2022

Creepuscular said:
I know this is a big ask, but what the fuck did she actually do?

She did what everyone who has cooked has done at least once in their lives, either she burned or cut her finger (I am betting on cutting).

The fact that this spoiled cunt is declaring "I am never going to cook again" over this tells you just how out of touch these fuckers are, if it wasn't obvious already.

Lurker · Jul 16, 2022

she is a defective woman if she cannot cook.

...maybe she isn't a woman at all :thinking:

Lady Adjani · Jul 16, 2022

Was hoping for a serious accident

Lurker · Jul 16, 2022

Zendaya later declared she was "never cooking again." Thankfully, she had her best friend and assistant, Darnell Appling, by her side.

> darnell

yo zendaya's got a fuckin slave dude

JambledUpWords · Jul 16, 2022

Lady Adjani said:
Was hoping for a serious accident

I was thinking she burned herself or something based on the title. Nope, just a cut that needed a few stitches. I’ve cut myself a few times while cooking, but never enough to need stitches for it.

augment · Jul 16, 2022

Whatever, Zendaya STORMER COLEMAN.

Xarpho · Jul 16, 2022

Cutting injuries usually hit the tip of the finger.

I was hoping for something hilarious, like “I wanted to try cooking some scrambled eggs and now surgeons are extracting a spatula from my anus, lol I’m so clumsy”

Creepuscular · Jul 16, 2022

JambledUpWords said:
Based on the cut on her finger, probably chopping something and went a bit too deep. She is rich enough to never need to cook for herself, so I doubt she has good technique with knives.

thx1138 said:
Knowing movie stars, probably tried to put jelly on a piece of bread.

Chilson said:
She did what everyone who has cooked has done at least once in their lives, either she burned or cut her finger (I am betting on cutting).

The fact that this spoiled cunt is declaring "I am never going to cook again" over this tells you just how out of touch these fuckers are, if it wasn't obvious already.

We shouldn’t have to speculate.

WonderWino · Jul 16, 2022

Lady Adjani said:
Was hoping for a serious accident

I was legitimately half expecting her to have done something really stupid and ended up like this

Lady Adjani · Jul 16, 2022

JambledUpWords said:
I was thinking she burned herself or something based on the title. Nope, just a cut that needed a few stitches. I’ve cut myself a few times while cooking, but never enough to need stitches for it.

My disappointment stems from the clickbaity article, cutting your finger and getting stitches is hardly news-worthy.

remember this gem?

Jamie Oliver once burned his penis while cooking naked. The 42-year-old celebrity chef has been with his wife Jools since he was 17 but one attempt at a romantic night in did not go well when Jamie suffered a painful injury. Speaking to heat magazine, he said: "I did it once. I don't think it's a great thing to do"

now that's worth an article.

Jonah Hill poster · Jul 16, 2022

Darnell reposted the same photo on his IG story and jokingly added, “Never a dull moment with @zendaya no pun intended Dear God, help me keep this little heffa safe cause she clumsy as hell .”

Instagram and young people using Instagram were a mistake

ZehnBoat · Jul 16, 2022

doesn't know how to cook
leave her to starve

even if you don't know how to cook much
everyone should learn how to cook something

WonderWino · Jul 16, 2022

ZehnBoat said:
doesn't know how to cook
leave her to starve

even if you don't know how to cook much
everyone should learn how to cook something

Come on now thats just cruel

.....at least give her a bucket of fish heads once a week

Coach Kreeton Of All That · Jul 16, 2022

At least she tried to cook?

Disaster Zendaya Landed Herself In The Hospital After Attempting To Cook, And She Playfully Documented It All On Instagram

Zendaya Landed Herself In The Hospital After Attempting To Cook, And She Playfully Documented It All On Instagram​

Zendaya might have a notable sense of style and enviable acting chops, but one thing she won't want you to replicate is her cooking skills!​

On Wednesday, the Emmy Award–winning actor took fans on a kitchen crusade that ultimately led her to the hospital, and she documented it all on her Instagram stories.​

She kicked off the story showing off her index finger wrapped in bandages, with the caption, "See now…this is why I don’t cook.”​

Things escalated quickly, because in her next story, Zendaya is seen sitting in a hospital as doctors work on her finger.​

The cooking chronicles came to an end when the Euphoria star revealed she got stitches. Zendaya later declared she was "never cooking again." Thankfully, she had her best friend and assistant, Darnell Appling, by her side.​

Darnell reposted the same photo on his IG story and jokingly added, “Never a dull moment with @zendaya no pun intended Dear God, help me keep this little heffa safe cause she clumsy as hell .”​

Dim Bulb

Holy, Roman, and an Empire

Gefühle an dich in einer Altbauwohnung, Pt.I

You should pay me because I’m hot

Are you now, or have you ever been?

nothing good becomes of these miles

not actually a lady

nothing good becomes of these miles

Zendaya later declared she was "never cooking again." Thankfully, she had her best friend and assistant, Darnell Appling, by her side.​

You should pay me because I’m hot

Hey, I found the password!

Dim Bulb

not actually a lady

Darnell reposted the same photo on his IG story and jokingly added, “Never a dull moment with @zendaya no pun intended Dear God, help me keep this little heffa safe cause she clumsy as hell .”​

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Doctor Prober! Leaving work from windows!

Zendaya Landed Herself In The Hospital After Attempting To Cook, And She Playfully Documented It All On Instagram

Zendaya might have a notable sense of style and enviable acting chops, but one thing she won't want you to replicate is her cooking skills!

On Wednesday, the Emmy Award–winning actor took fans on a kitchen crusade that ultimately led her to the hospital, and she documented it all on her Instagram stories.

She kicked off the story showing off her index finger wrapped in bandages, with the caption, "See now…this is why I don’t cook.”

Things escalated quickly, because in her next story, Zendaya is seen sitting in a hospital as doctors work on her finger.

The cooking chronicles came to an end when the Euphoria star revealed she got stitches. Zendaya later declared she was "never cooking again." Thankfully, she had her best friend and assistant, Darnell Appling, by her side.

Darnell reposted the same photo on his IG story and jokingly added, “Never a dull moment with @zendaya no pun intended Dear God, help me keep this little heffa safe cause she clumsy as hell .”

Zendaya later declared she was "never cooking again." Thankfully, she had her best friend and assistant, Darnell Appling, by her side.

Darnell reposted the same photo on his IG story and jokingly added, “Never a dull moment with @zendaya no pun intended Dear God, help me keep this little heffa safe cause she clumsy as hell .”