Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

If Daddy Jim appears on the Rake Back to question PPP and Warski about powerchat and other recent happenings, who gets Metokur Masochist in the divorce?

Kyler because I choose to believe the theory that Masochist is Papa Pires.

 

[Deprussian Doge]

Holy fuck, that 4-6 hours a day of training is really paying off. Tardski looks like some 140 pound shawarma vendor on the streets of NY.

It’s so cringey when he says that cause it’s so obviously false. I actually did get into shape from being a skinny fat loser, and I was way better looking than warksi when I had his amount of time training. Also fucking no one trains for 5/6 hours a day that’s retarded. Maybe like olympic athletes lmao.

Also the skinny bitch was bragging about being able to bench his body weight for like 3 reps, which is very incredibly not impressive at all.

HES IN SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSICAL CONDITION AND HE ACTS LIKE HES JACKED ITS SO CRINGE

 

[Dubious Dubu]

 

[Lmove]

PPP is about to premiere a video on the Godwinson drama: https://youtu.be/0DhVOyK5wwU

5 fucking minutes making a song and dance about something that Godwinson fully admitted from his own initiative

I think they were trying to call him a hypocrite or something but 500 bucks should be the minimum pay for being in the same call with warski

 

[dankeybong]

Warski and PPP slumber party is why they couldn't talk to gym tonight? Steamy!

 

[It Goofy]

Warski and PPP slumber party is why they couldn't talk to gym tonight? Steamy!

So Tardski was "going on a trip" to Asston's apartment, where they would be in the same room, but nah Daddy Jim, can't do the stream tonight. Holy hell. Both of these guys are retarded.

 

[Chris Mclean]

Holy fuck, that 4-6 hours a day of training is really paying off. Tardski looks like some 140 pound shawarma vendor on the streets of NY.

Fuck it since the Casino is all recycled i might aswell steal som jokes to, Tardski looks like a Back-alley Tunisian knife-fighter or a corscian prostitute. A morrocan rug merchant would look at this guy and say get the fuck out of my bazhaar you sand nigger. Warskis muscles are like his fighing record they only look impressive to people who have never been to the gym before.

 

[Broken PigPigPig]

Hey PiggiePiggiePiggie show the entire discord chat logs you fat fuck. You got something to hide there, buddy? Too scared to talk to daddy Gym, need some time for Tardski to get in a better headspace? Now you need CRP to clean up your shit ridden toilet for you, you mongrel? Woah buddy touch grass.

 

[free_protons4u]

It’s so cringey when he says that cause it’s so obviously false. I actually did get into shape from being a skinny fat loser, and I was way better looking than warksi when I had his amount of time training. Also fucking no one trains for 5/6 hours a day that’s retarded. Maybe like olympic athletes lmao.

Also the skinny bitch was bragging about being able to bench his body weight for like 3 reps, which is very incredibly not impressive at all.

HES IN SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSICAL CONDITION AND HE ACTS LIKE HES JACKED ITS SO CRINGE

I once shared an elevator in a hotel with a competitive bodybuilder who was in town for a meet or competition or whatever the fuck they have. The dude looked the part. I asked how many hours a day he worked out and he said 2.

I am friends with a near-elite marathon runner (sub 2:30). He "only" runs about 15 hours a week for most weeks, which apparently is the norm for people at that level. He says that there's only so much use and abuse your body can take, even at that level, that anything more than that significantly risks injury and isn't worth the trade off.

This whole "Ashton!! ASHTON!!! I wa-wa-wa-worked out 6 hours today, I fe-fe-fe-feel great, like I'm on coke again!" is so transparently bullshit, it's fucking insulting to the audience. Except for feeling like he's on coke again, that part is probably true.

 

[Niggler Antics]

ASSTON!!! ASSSSTON!!!! heheheHEHEHAHAHAHA
*pause*
So... like what's with the c-c-c-con-c-c-content being non existent lately there, b-b-b-buddy?
Why do you no longer have anything actually worth saying anymore?
One sec... ANDYGAINSRESPECTER with 500,000 dollars!!!!! WOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH T-THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! says looking jacked a-andy! keep it up!!!
Why thank you Andygainsrespecter don't forget to subscribe to the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gumroad!!!
CHAT!!!! I just had a CRAZY idea...
What if I....... lit my nipples on fire RIGHT NOW?????
THAT WOULD BE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Warski and PPP slumber party is why they couldn't talk to gym tonight? Steamy!

At least Papa Pires gets some relaxation

 

[All becomes gunt]

ASSTON!!! ASSSSTON!!!! heheheHEHEHAHAHAHA
*pause*
So... like what's with the c-c-c-con-c-c-content being non existent lately there, b-b-b-buddy?
Why do you no longer have anything actually worth saying anymore?
One sec... ANDYGAINSRESPECTER with 500,000 dollars!!!!! WOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH T-THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! says looking jacked a-andy! keep it up!!!
Why thank you Andygainsrespecter don't forget to subscribe to the g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gumroad!!!
CHAT!!!! I just had a CRAZY idea...
What if I....... lit my nipples on fire RIGHT NOW?????
THAT WOULD BE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!

Or course and PPP would do it too but Uncle Norm doesnt allow him any hot takes anymore. And if Uncle Norm doesnt approve the Louisiana Succubus will have no funds to suck dry so she will suck his blood instead untill an empty husk remains. The couch PPP inhabits is its own domain now as it has completely fused into his body through shit diarrhea and excessive sweat. Give it a few episodes and he will be fully circled by flies except if the Louisiana Succubus changes his diaper.

 

[Amber Turd]

Ok, lets put this into perspective...
1. The big point of the video is that Godwinson was payed to be part of a show... Well we knew this already from Godwinson's very first video.
2. The fat fuck is too lazy make any commentary and instead smashes 2 videos together.
3. They are so stupid that by the end of the video Warski is sleeping as a joke... Yeah, but the joke goes against their own video, he is sleeping to "their content"

Therefore clearly, there was no point to this. It added nothing to the discourse but one thing, the fat lesbian is so vindictive he used this shit as an excuse to leak Godwinson's paypall (brings to memory that time while he broadcasted surfer telling his address to the police). Oy Vey!

Much more interesting was what the fat lesbian was saying in chat (hopefully it wont be lost).

 

[All becomes gunt]

Ok, lets put this into perspective...
1. The big point of the video is that Godwinson was payed to be part of a show... Well we knew this already from Godwinson's very first video.
2. The fat fuck is too lazy make any commentary and instead smashes 2 videos together.
3. They are so stupid that by the end of the video Warski is sleeping as a joke... Yeah, but the joke goes against their own video, he is sleeping to "their content"

Therefore clearly, there was no point to this. It added nothing to the discourse but one thing, the fat lesbian is so vindictive he used this shit as an excuse to leak Godwinson's paypall (brings to memory that time while he broadcasted surfer telling his address to the police). Oy Vey!

Much more interesting was what the fat lesbian was saying in chat (hopefully it wont be lost).
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Nigger Parks needs to be sacrificed to the tomatoes so that we have a bountiful harvest this year.

 

[dankeybong]

Ok, lets put this into perspective...
1. The big point of the video is that Godwinson was payed to be part of a show... Well we knew this already from Godwinson's very first video.
2. The fat fuck is too lazy make any commentary and instead smashes 2 videos together.
3. They are so stupid that by the end of the video Warski is sleeping as a joke... Yeah, but the joke goes against their own video, he is sleeping to "their content"

Therefore clearly, there was no point to this. It added nothing to the discourse but one thing, the fat lesbian is so vindictive he used this shit as an excuse to leak Godwinson's paypall (brings to memory that time while he broadcasted surfer telling his address to the police). Oy Vey!

Much more interesting was what the fat lesbian was saying in chat (hopefully it wont be lost).
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It also shew (is that a word) Godwinson not refunding the money because "fuck Warski", which is actually very based.

 

[Niggler Antics]

I dont mean to be too off topic, but im going to bed and I just wanted to bring this up before i forget again.
The last stream PPP was reading the superchats. He was actually reading negative superchats and Tardski looked like he was surprised.
Tardski then said "i love when ppp reads the donos... haahaaa!"
I've been saying from the begining that Tardski refuses to read all the superchats or else we would have had just the tiniest bit of relief when he would be reading some crazy tongue twister or just a flat out hate message about how he is total dogshit and needs to keep his fucking mouth shut.
PPP needs to be stood his fat ass up off that couch and held responsible for losing his literal soul. Whatever it was that made him an entertaining and passionate person is absolutely disintegrated, but good fucking god Tardski just needs his jaw wired shut.

It also shew (is that a word) Godwinson not refunding the money because "fuck Warski", which is actually very based.

no... my illiterate friend, shew is not a word im afraid.
The grammatically correct sentence would read
It also shows Godwinson not refunding the money, because "Fuck Warski," which is actually very based.

 

[We Wuz Kais]

That was absolute garbage - something we already knew plus an old and gay CRP clip. Paying someone for an appearance is not equivalent to begging in the gutter every night for people's pocket change. Casino still burning.

Also worth noting that PPP made almost this exact point after taking the $300~ or so from Josh during the Lemon Heist. It's not the taking money, hell it's not even the payment processor it's that the show has become ABOUT grifting, it directly affects the quality of the show, it's about openly disrespecting and pissing in the paypig's mouths, it's just gotten completely disgusting.

Since it's been revealed that Ashton and Andy are now shacking up IRL - and having degenerate gay butt sex where they eat each other's shit, the craving which they have for this degenerate gaypoopsex is so strong that PPP had to move so he could engage in it more frequently with Andy- it's obvious that Ashton and Andy aren't splitting up anytime in the foreseeable future. They need to at least be focusing on making the show they are doing actually good.

How are they going to do this after 6 months of coasting by on just leeching off of clips that are hand fed to them by loyal autists? That is the question. Probably very poorly, especially if it's true that Chris X and Kinochet are the new milkfed servant gimps.

Also, there really isn't that much that Metokur himself can attack them on. Perhaps going after Powerchat being owned by Loulz and Baked Alaska is a small jumping platform for Jim, as it does kinda ring hollow coming from Jim who is a long time grifter and NP2 participant.

I don't really know if there is anyone else that they would actually be willing to speak with who actually has two brain cells to rub together, so I don't really see us getting the epic debate pwnage video we all want. What I think the most realistic outcum for the burning down of the Casino will be Ethan Ralph - or possibly some other Casino disrespector -continuing to streamsnipe the Casino every night they are Live, and us the audience choosing to felt the casino through that streamsnipe until they leech the Casino's viewers completely away and they can no longer pretend that they are the "Big Dawgs" of the sector and will eventually have to face the reality or die in a sea of cope.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Wow, such an own, imagine getting paid to endure being in a call with a literal retard.

Godwinson gave PPP such an out but he refused to, I don't get this whole I can't fire Warski. Just appear on a show with Gdwinson. Call it Kino Casino and continue. Warski is so coked out constantly, that it will take a few weeks to hit home.

The proposed show actually sounds really interesting and it is a shame it won't happen. All the breadtubers are mega degenerates, so the content stream is not Ethan Ralph or Nick, so it's actually interesting.

 

[Thowie]

I was watching the live chat and I noticed that PPP took the wrench from the jannies that rebelled. The only janny left is the one that was literally calling Tardski a god. How much control does Tardski have over fat PigPigPig?

 

[Guntkvd]

I was watching the live chat and I noticed that PPP took the wrench from the jannies that rebelled. The only janny left is the one that was literally calling Tardski a god. How much control does Tardski have over fat PigPigPig?

I assume that Warski is the tard wrangler in this relationship and the only available OBS slave. PPP got a taste of good life and afraid to lose it.