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[Esoteric Godwinsonism]

It doesn't matter if Godwinson's dox was posted on /cow/ in 2009 by an anon who's probably dead by now. PPP's current audience had zero idea about that. I don't think they even knew his name was Adam. I saw more than one comment in the live chat asking who Godwinson even is. PPP knows Godwinson's real name, they lived together for two months. He's seen the name used on Godwinson's cards and passport. It's possible Adam Edge isn't his real name and that's why PPP feels safe posting this but it still reflects extremely poorly on him. PPP has no problems at least appearing to be a doxer that leaks DMs now. The transformation into the third Gunt is completed.

 

[pharaohwewuz]

The whole video is a gay butthurt response to Perspic tweeting at Tardski with a 13 second video of CRP calling Tardski "a liar, a faggot, a coward and a piece of shit"
Imagine being gayer and more butthurt than fucking Perspic kek

Can't edit this post for some reason so replying to it, didn't notice that Perspic posted Godwinson's parody not CRP's original rant

Original:

 

[Big Rig 81]

Warski is also the same guy who said that eating pizza would undo all of his training almost instantly. Habibski has no concept of macronutrients, calorie tracking, or proper training. He just let's his Filipino boxing "coach" empty his wallet on a daily basis. He'd unironically he better off doing CrossFit at this point.

That much is probably true, though: due to how little work Warski is doing, and how minute his accomplishments have been, a single slice of pizza would indeed undo every "gain" he's made. Not to mention the traumatic context of Tomato Sauce, in light of the Tomatoes lobbed at Fatso and Tard.

 

[Kaumak]

Can't edit this post for some reason so replying to it, didn't notice that Perspic posted Godwinson's parody not CRP's original rant

Original:

 

[Demon Sultan]

As Coach would say, the Casino has been clobbered by its African American cliental. Its over Casinosisters....

 

[Null]

Is it to much to ask that people use the search function before spouting off. The Adam Edge thing has been going around since atleast the jahans days.

I didn't know about it, now I do, and PPP confirmed it. Thanks.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I didn't know about it, now I do, and PPP confirmed it. Thanks.

Edge feels like a fake last name. Like minor English nobility (old money) are really named edge.

It sounds more like a handle.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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Fuck look at Tardski. In black and white his ((((Medeterinan)))) really comes out. He looks like he belongs in a hooka lounge or running a shwarma stand. Just look at the dudes wrists holy shit no wonder Papa pires had to sneak him off to Canada. He could never have made a decent kebab techican or a head lobbing video with them mittens and being a wristlet.

Then we have PPP who looks like hes fucking melting. I guess with that much estrogen in his veins the wall came faster then Surfer getting his prostate pounded. Fucking hell he might actually be a true and honest U-haul lesbian, Judging by the effimante wave by Tardski the two fuckers might be a pair. Them two togheter on a couch looks like a coming out video published by a kid with conservative parents

Fucking PPP looks like a lunch lady at some nigger high school.

 

[pharaohwewuz]

https://twitter.com/broken_psychlog/status/1344460669329022982

Rejoice everybody for the ever-elusive Guntwinson is showing signs of yet another return to activity! Though it's all recycled footage so don't get too excited.

"Imagine a judge saying cope"
"Seethe your honour."
(https://twitter.com/broken_psychlog/status/1321555051249283080)
(https://archive.md/P1Gg3)
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(https://archive.md/PQEG9)
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This Twitter account seems to have resurfaced last month after 1.5 years. Doesn't quite sound like Godwinson but could be Squire (since apparently he's the one handling Godwinson's socials) or some other guy that took over the handle. If the former then turns out it was actually Vickers that first triggered the falling out
Tweets | Archive

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

This really is one of the gayest things I’ve ever seen, such a shit response and appropriating coach kino as he does it. Shameful!!! Also how brain damaged do you have to be to want to hang out with warski irl, I can at least understand associating with him to grift but actually hanging out with would make me envy Andy jr.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

...Doesn't quite sound like Godwinson but could be Squire (since apparently he's the one handling Godwinson's socials)...
Tweets | Archive

Which reminds me Surfer posted a new esoteric video and he said the same thing. At around 32 seconds he plays some audio that seems sped up and at 7 seconds some numbers appear on the stream. I am not sure if they mean anything.

Link and Archive (will locally archive once the DDOS is done).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbunrmW2so

https://web.archive.org/web/20220716025017/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbunrmW2so

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

PPP declaring war with Jim and Godwinson at the same time. Smart move for a guy who couldn't handle Flamenco 3-on-1. The entire section about monetization was a complete swing and a miss. If you fixed the quality issues nobody would have a problem with it. The only decent point was telling Godwinson to shit or get off the pot - wading knee deep into IBS is a bad idea if you don't want internet shit spilling over into your personal life and threatening gainful employment, something Godwinson clearly has and values.

 

[Demon Sultan]

Which reminds me Surfer posted a new esoteric video and he said the same thing. At around 32 seconds he plays some audio that seems sped up and at 7 seconds some numbers appear on the stream. I am not sure if they mean anything.

Link and Archive (will locally archive once the DDOS is done).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbunrmW2so

https://web.archive.org/web/20220716025017/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kbunrmW2so

Maybe I'm just retarded, but the audio at 32 seconds sounds like its reversed.
For posterity, heres the numbers that appear
3853112085121192202294515
I tried to see if they were some kind of cipher or something, but I'm also retarded when it comes to decoding this kind of ARG shit. It could also just be random numbers because Surfer is a schizo.

 

[Escalating Violence]

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Fuck look at Tardski. In black and white his ((((Medeterinan)))) really comes out. He looks like he belongs in a hooka lounge or running a shwarma stand.

Imagine going up to Moorski running a shwarma stand:

Someone:"One shwarma please."
Moorski:"لا تقترب! لا تقترب!"

 

[BiggusHammer]

Artist rendition of PPP in approx. 3 months from now

 

[Spiteful_Mutant]

Either daddy gym comes swinging and asston and joker andy begin firing back, or metokare folds and happily accepts being Tardski's little bitch. either way the harvest is thirsty for sacrifice, and these three are on the chopping block.

I don't think Jim really cares about anything anymore, and I don't think this drama is an exception. He'll probably make a few light jokes then go back to his Chinese cartoons. He'd rather hang out with fucking dorks like flam or gator than make good content.

 

[DeepDank]

So if someone is willing to help a fellow autist out, what the hell has been going on with PPP to cause the gay autistic jihad that has taken place? I mean, I know its because Professonial Pickle Puffer and Tardski are antagionistic against every living thing that mentions them or the Casino now, but what was the event that led them fighting with daddy gym? Likewise what in the goddamn motherfucking hell does the shit with Godwinsion matter pre the retarded video? I know ralph was using this as angle of attack against the Casino.

A tl;dr would help this honkey out alot.

 

[hawkisnight]

Can't edit this post for some reason so replying to it, didn't notice that Perspic posted Godwinson's parody not CRP's original rant

Original:

Even ghost of coach rose up to felt Tardski. Put on the cuck green hat retard. PUT. IT. ON. Get your fat boyfriend to wear it too

 

[All becomes gunt]

I'd like to remind everyone that Melanie Pires aka Warski's sister fucked grandpa Pires so much that she has his dick measurements tattooed to her arm. Nice cohost there PPP! Quite the family he got!

Spoiler: for your own safety

Spoiler: Coach Redpill cum tributes

 

[Smarty Pants]

I'd like to remind everyone that Melanie Pires aka Warski's sister fucked grandpa Pires so much that she has his dick measurements tattooed to her arm. Nice cohost there PPP! Quite the family he got!

The top two are not Coaches cum tributes.