Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Got Milk!]

The last time Lucas tried to expose someone it was the quartering and Ricky Berwick, and it was all retarded bullshit, he tried to frame them as nazis and tried to get their sponsors revoked, and none of that happened. In fact, Lucas's sperging resulted in nothing except now having bowblax's audience aware of how retarded Lucas is, and that is most likely what will result from his new "manifesto", it will all just be nonsense that won't effect anyone for more than a week. Lucas can't reference kiwifarms as anyone who views just the OP of his thread will immediately be against him, although I think he may be stupid enough to make a significant portion of this manifesto about his thread and attempt to disprove the things said about him, although this will make himself look even worse.

Someone should do a word check against his archived word count. See if it changes at all... Possibly based on speculation from this thread we all know he's reading. Hi Lucas, looking forward to your 30 pages. Half of which I assume will be screenshots memes and other assorted images.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I’m gonna poop myself in laughter if the manifesto reads like unbreaded(minus the occasional sane truth speaking)

Ironic schizo posting is one of the few things that make me howl like a hyena. In their minds it’s an intellectual masterpiece it in reality it’s insanity vomited all over the place

 

[Winter]

Someone should do a word check against his archived word count. See if it changes at all... Possibly based on speculation from this thread we all know he's reading. Hi Lucas, looking forward to your 30 pages. Half of which I assume will be screenshots memes and other assorted images.

Sources: Tweets from his troon gang, tweets from himself, reddit, rationalwiki, his discord mods, anon 4trooner acting like he has relevant info, graph charts that has a very limited scope of reach, biased troon sites, axe wound specialists that will say anything to get more people to pay them to do surgery.

Feel free to add to this list.

 

[broadrod31]

He’ll never let go of the quartering. I can see going after crowder, but quartering? lmao

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

I'm calling it there will be a spot about @Flamenco

 

[Autistic Faggot]

I personally am looking forward to the troonifesto. I'm sure it's the autism, but something about me just loves reading unhinged psychotic rants especially in manifesto form. Unfortunately I think Lucas is just retarded and not an actual schizo, so it probably won't even be amusingly insane ramblings, just cowsperg about all the meanies in leftist tranny twitch circles

 

[Veneraris]

I've been anticipating this for months lol, if I get doxed I'll just frame it as a white 30 year old man harassing an oppressed brown boy

I'm gonna be kinda confused if I do. I've been rather tame but this thread next to Ezra Miller is my most active lol

 

[MooseGump]

I've been anticipating this for months lol, if I get doxed I'll just frame it as a white 30 year old man harassing an oppressed brown boy

Why would that fish tranny want to dox this orange marsupial, I just live in the jungle

 

[A Humble Worm]

Can’t wait to read the total nothingburger section of the Tranifesto with all of the shit he stirred up in the first place with fellow leftists because they weren’t being his flavor of retardation. That cracker will cry to the hills about political infighting when he himself engages in it a thousand times over

Also minor request if anyone is willing, I would love to see my Peter Lorre Keffals with the gun in the Looney Troons ring saying "That's all folks!"

Teleghyy yaakhav, naayze.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

This comes off as an attempt by the Fart Queen to harvest more of Ricky's based bripple braps and I don't know how to feel about that.

 

[BruhSheep]

I don't expect much if anything from the troonifesto. Maybe some additional retardation that we can laugh at, but all hype for nothing more than a front-facing fart out the amhole.

I do share some hopes that it'll end with Lucas offing himself, even if it deprives us of milk from this cow. The reason being as long as Lucas lives, he will inevitably corrupt more innocent children into troondom when he catches them during a vulnerable moment in their lives.

For that reason I'd rather the laughs end sooner, to spare the children. #NoTransKidsOnlyVictims

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Only way this will surprise me is if it ends up being a tell-all and callout for the people who groomed him, followed by a detrans announcement.

But most likely it’ll just be him doubling down on shit he has already said many times before. Mostly communist sperging and mental gymnastics around the pedo tendencies. Lucas is predictable.

 

[YumeNoHero]

Godspeed to the kiwis who will wade through the trannyfesto shit swamp to get pick out all the good autism bits in it.

 

[themasterlurker]

He’ll never let go of the quartering. I can see going after crowder, but quartering? lmao
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He won't hit mainstream targets because his retardation will linger with him, only Keffals' fans will support him if such a thing happened

 

[cia-log]

you guys really think there's a manifesto and this isn't just another sarcastic joke making fun of destiny

 

[Dickens Cider]

I waded through Zoe Quinn’s book. I am hard. All shit aside it’s always an attention grab which is hilarious because the more people he gets to watch his tripe the more people realize he’s a boring streamer. And then if they keep watching they realize he’s a fucking idiot with a chip on his shoulder. So basically Lucas does our work for us, bless his heart.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

This just in, he said he was shit posting about the manifesto. BUT he does have something to release so probably MLP fan fiction if I had to guess.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

I don't even know why we care about what this AGP will say.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Can't say I'm shocked that this turned out to be a nothingburger, anyone that writes at 2nd grade level is going to have trouble stringing 30 coherent pages together.

 

[KingFriko]

you guys really think there's a manifesto and this isn't just another sarcastic joke making fun of destiny

I mean... what else is he doing besides sucking at Zelda games and drugs? Surely that can't take up his entire day. If he doesn't come out with anything, it'd prolly make him look like a bigger retard than 30 pages of word vomit. I could be wrong though, the bar has been set VERY low.