Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

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If I had a nickel for every time a FTM troon tried to come onto me for being a quiet dude who didn't immediately call them a slur or tell them to GTFO, I would have 3 nickels unfortunately. (:_(
Me I'd have one nickel from accidentally looking up while trying to get the attention of the bartender.
 
TL;DR: The People of Walmart took over the joint and are now running it.
When I go to the Walmart in the city, I alway see danger hairs or emo twinks working there. I have yet to see a tif but I think I've seen a Tif at some point.
Also there might be a TIF working at a gas Station that I sometimes go to. Other than her having cut hair I can't tell if they're a TIFs Other than that I've been charged by them before and they acted normal and still had their Feminine voice.
 
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When I go to the Walmart in the city, I alway see danger hairs or emo twinks working there. I have yet to see a tif but I think I've seen a Tim at some point.
Also there might be a TIM working at a gas Station that I sometimes go to. Other than her having cut hair I can't tell if they're a TIM. Other than that I've been charged by them before and they acted normal and still had their Feminine voice.
You've got your TIMs and TIFs mixed up my friend.
 
I was in Budapest for a week, and on my last day as I was getting out of the metro I saw a troon passing by me that looked just like Klinger from M*A*S*H. Though I guess his fashion was a little more up-to-date.

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Saw a 6'3 man with lipstick, cheap plastic black wig, and a pitch black dress walking down the street and sitting down at a bar.

Had a pretty severe hunchback and tanned very leathery skin, was about 50 years old Id say.
The city I live is relatively progressive but occurence like that are extremely rare (first troon ive seen in months).
Everybodys eyes in the bar followed him.
 
Had a face to face interaction with a troon yesterday. Sadly no picture was taken, but allow me to paint a picture for you to visualize instead.

Online ordered ingredients for cooking, went with a gal pal to pick it up casue we were in the area. Even though the ingredients were de-alcoholized, still needed to be carded, and what looked to be a very effeminate young adult man comes to handle the transaction.

My painfully extroverted friend tells the Troon her ID picture is agredious, and the Troon pulls out his ID to humor her that his is worse. On the troon's ID, which is six years out of date, shows an overweight looking white man with a full, wirey beard and long hippie brown hair, complete with glasses.

Looking at the Troon, they lost weight, seem to have become a bit paler, have had their hair cut short and bleached, are wearing a black choker, a collection of pastel wrist bands and have a pin of the God awful progressive pride plag. What's worse, is their company name tag had the name "Maya", also spelled out in small plastic craft blocks/beads on a wire necklace.

Their appearance wasn't offensive, but goddamn they were trying so fucking hard to look both scene, crafty and feminine - at best this guy could have been an eboy buy had no hope of passing as a woman.

I remember all of this only because when handed my order, because I saw his ID and he was clearly male in it, I instinctively said "Thank you, Sir" while verifying the order contents. Oops. But looking up at him, I honestly don't think he realized he was misgendered, no forced professional expression or look of insult. Maybe for a moment he forgot he was trying to LARP as a woman.
 
Was traveling, stopped at Panera to get a mango citrus tachycardia maple nut splash type of drink.
By all appearances, what appeared to be a black female, large and round but with no tits was sitting with a very masculine Native American sorta girl thing.
Except she had a beard but looked like a sheboon in every way possible otherwise.
Did not stare at the other thing long enough to see if it had a hot dog or a taco down there, I moved to sit near what I call “Courtney’s”, bitchy but conventionally attractive blonde white college girls. It was the sort of area where you’d expect that sort of crowd.

The everything bagel was good.
 
Went to Swedish Target to get more shelving. Passed a pair of gender blobs- one male, one female- who were smirking and sniggling at everyone and everything for some reason. Male was about 300 lbs and wearing a pink Evangelion t-shirt and short shorts. Female was about 375 and wearing what I think was supposed to be "masc anime boi uwu" clownish attire. Many piercings on both.
 
I went to a meeting sponsored by a state organization for people in my industry, attended by about 75 late middle aged women in sensible shoes and the latest fashions from Kohls Department store (including me) AND one 6'4" individual with Dolly Parton hair, two pair of false eyelashes, a black corset over a black dress, and, I kid you not, black lace gloves and a red, red rose. He just sat there quietly but the women around him kept a very careful eye on him.
 
My first job was at a grocery store when I was in high school and we had a tranny come in regularly. Big beefy middle aged dude, usually in a UPS uniform, but often wearing a wig or other feminine accoutrements. This was back when there was actual gate-keeping, I remember hearing from other employees that he had to "live as a woman" for a year or two before they'd give him hormones. He sometimes made creepy comments but he wasn't even close to one of the creepiest men I encountered working at that store, so make of that what you will.

I have seen and met trannies all over the place. A female childhood friend and the first girl I ever dated (who happened to be friends) both trooned out at the same time and always talk about how much better things are for them now that they can be their TRUE SELVES (aside from their debilitating issues that they also constantly talk about 🤔).

I did see a 6'3" linebacker tranny in a mini skirt the other day and almost burst out laughing in public.
 
From the drugs/surgery? Or unrelated issues.

I assume it must be borderline insufferable to be around them and try to keep quiet if it's the former.

From their slew of mental issues, mostly. I haven't seen either of them in person for many years, but we're still friends on social media & like most trannies, they're very open about their mental ailments.
 
I think its been long enough for this encounter I can post about it.


I got conned into going to dinner with a MTF troon...a friend asked me to go to dinner with him and his friend, and that he would be bringing a guest. We get to dinner, and I shit you not this 6ft+ bean pole of a man prances up, in a dress, tries to hug me and do that shitty little cheek kiss thing but I was able to pull away and snip about covid before it could. He started going on about how much he has heard about me, and it's nice to not be the only girl in the friend group. The whole meal he kept trying to ask my my hobbies, suggest anime and it was painful. Everything had to be omg kawaii desuuu UwU so many soft...and well I went with my weirdest and more "male" geared hobbies just to be a dick


Fuck it took the wind out of his sails when I launched into talking about fishing, wood working, building shit, models (and everything else manly I knew I could bullshit my way through) then I went on about all the action, gore and fucked anime I could think of. He kept trying to recommend slice of life "girly" anime, what was even better the other two men at the table were all on board with my out of pocket enjoyments, and taste in anamoos, we proceeded to talk about everything leaving the troon to sit there and pout


After dinner they left and on the ride back home my friend didn't even get the full question out before I cut him off that, yes I indeed could clock the toon and knew they started life out as a man and are larping as a woman (he hasnt peaked yet so I said it in nicer terms)



I don't think "she" liked me as he has rejected every invite to do things if I was going to be there. I hope I made him feel like shit. I will not be used to validate his fetish.
 
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A few months ago, I was waiting to pick up a pizza I had ordered when a troon entered the establishment. This dude was probably about 6'3 with broad shoulders and pretty greasy hair. Definitely not what one would consider "passing." He approaches the clerk and says "I'm here to pick up an order for Jessica."
The clerk checks the computer, "I don't have an order for anyone with that name."
Troon says, "are you sure?"
The clerk responds with, "I'm looking right here. I don't have an order with that name. Maybe you should call her and find out if she placed the order under a different name." Troon proceeds to stand in the corner awkwardly. My pizza is ready and as soon as I leave, I bust out laughing.
 
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