🐱 How to Hex the Patriarchy: A Spell For Reproductive Justice

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Throughout history, witches have fought back against the patriarchy. In fact, the humble beginnings of magic focus on standing up and rebelling against governments that suppress the disenfranchised and those who lack power in society. The witch is a strong being who stands up to fight back against oppression, advocating especially for women’s power and rights.



In the late 1960s, the movement group Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell (also known as W.I.T.C.H.) organized protests to push back against the patriarchy and to fight for women’s rights. They had several spin-off covens throughout the country, composed of radical feminists who wanted to expose capitalism as the true enemy of women's freedom.

When Senator Ralph Yarborough gave testimony on family planning in 1970, W.I.T.C.H. threw pills at male panel members who were speaking for women, about what they could or couldn't do with their bodies.

The influence of W.I.T.C.H. has been felt by modern day witches who use their magical powers to #HexThePatriarchy. On #WitchTok, many looking to hex the patriarchy have been taking aim at the members of the Supreme Court, who recently overturned Roe v. Wade. According to Melissa Jayne Madara, a practicing witch who’s organized hexes against the patriarchy in the past several years, it’s important to “think globally and act locally.” If you're interested in using magic to promote bodily autonomy, Melissa suggests offering protection to protesters, doctors who perform abortions, and organizations in need of money to support reproductive rights.

Hexing is a choice that the magic worker can make for themselves. There is no “right” or “wrong” when it comes to fighting back against the injustices of society. However, there are other alternatives to spell work. Melissa states that witches can offer “spiritual counsel, tarot readings, or other services to people living in oppression…If you’re part of a community, start a line of inquiry into how your circle can use your collective skills to fight against oppression.”

Melissa Jayne Madara, magical practitioner and bestselling author of The Witch's Feast: A Kitchen Grimoirewrote the following spell that we can all do to advocate for bodily autonomy and justice:
You will need :
Frankincense
Charcoal
A small handful of culinary sage
A fruit pit (peach, plum, apricot, etc.)

Instructions from Melissa:
“This is a spell that comes to us from Ancient Greece, recorded in the PGM, or the Greco-Egyptian Magical Papyri, dating between 100BCE to 300CE. On the night of the new moon, tidy your altar after sunset and prepare your space for ritual as you normally do (meditation, calling the quarters, reciting the LBRP, etc). You may light your altar candles to read by, but special candles are not necessary for this spell.

In an incense burner or heat-proof dish, carefully light your charcoal and place your frankincense resin on top. As the resin melts and the smoke begins to rise, recite the Prayer to Selene for Any Spell (found freely available in many places online). You may read through this spell before your ritual, to ensure you can look up any words you don’t recognize and familiarize yourself with the piece. This prayer is an invocation of Selene, the personification of the moon in Ancient Greek cosmology. Notice how she is repeatedly invoked as a protector of children, the goddess of midwives, and a terrible foe to evildoers — a ‘subduer of subduers.’

When you finish reading the spell out loud, take a moment to speak freely about what you’d like to ask for. You may prepare this statement ahead of time or speak from the heart, but speak your intentions clearly, directly, and with confidence. When you finish, rise in silence and carry your sage leaves, fruit pit, and the ashes of your charcoal and frankincense to any nearby crossroads. This can be an intersection of roads, or even just the place where the path that leads to your front door meets the sidewalk. Leave your offerings there, do not look back once you leave, and maintain your silence until you return home."
 
If you can cast magic spells, why not just cast a spell that makes it so you don't get pregnant? Why not start a service where women come to you and you apply some magical contraception?

Oh right, because then you could immediately see that it didn't work and your delusions - that you don't even actually believe, because otherwise you would be doing something more tangible - would be instantly and permanently shattered.
 
Last time I read about Selene she was too busy raping Endymion in his sleep to answer mortal prayers. That's right. She fell in love with a shepherd and cast an eternal sleep spell on him so she could fondle him forever. In some myths he chooses to sleep forever himself or Zeus curses him. But still, it's creepy. you're worshiping a literal rapist.
Even the version of Selene they're praying to won't help.
she is repeatedly invoked as a protector of children, the goddess of midwives, and a terrible foe to evildoers
So she's a guardian of children and the goddess of people who specialise in child birth with their usual goal being seeing both mother and child survive.
Where do the abortions come in?
 
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They want to kill babies so badly they call on pagan otherworldly powers to smite their enemies. They hate the truth so they pray to demons. All these witches do not really worship these gods and goddesses, they treat them like servants. Even the article says to do whatever you normally do with your altar, so its like, I guess any deity will just accept whatever you do? These people are worshipping themselves, they choose rites and gods like a buffet, and they call on deities when they want something done, like a plumber.
 
I wonder how many erotic fanfics involving crowley does the author have?

Actually let me check.

Edit:
1. I now eternally have "Alister Crowley erotic fanfic" in my history forever. Thanks me.
2. She has a hugeass internet footprint holy shit.
No erotic fanfic involving witches/wizards/demons tho, most likely because apparently her 'career' is internet centric.
 
I wonder how many erotic fanfics involving crowley does the author have?

Actually let me check.

Edit:
1. I now eternally have "Alister Crowley erotic fanfic" in my history forever. Thanks me.
2. She has a hugeass internet footprint holy shit.
No erotic fanfic involving witches/wizards/demons tho, most likely because apparently her 'career' is internet centric.
Probably less Aleister Crowler, more Severus Snape.
 
Melissa Jayne Madara wrote the following spell
This is a spell that comes to us from Ancient Greece, recorded in the PGM, or the Greco-Egyptian Magical Papyri, dating between 100BCE to 300CE
Well that doesn't really line up. I mean if you want an abortion that badly just look up the ancient Greek and Roman medicines from the same time period used to induce abortion.

It may be difficult to find silphium however.
 
When you finish, rise in silence and carry your sage leaves, fruit pit, and the ashes of your charcoal and frankincense to any nearby crossroads. This can be an intersection of roads, or even just the place where the path that leads to your front door meets the sidewalk. Leave your offerings there, do not look back once you leave, and maintain your silence until you return home.

LMAO, these (probably fat) larping cunts can't even be bothered to walk more than a couple dozen feet to cast their deadly hexes upon their chosen foes.
 
They've been trying to hex the patriarchy for a while now and it's had as much effect as when they tried to hex the moon.
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I think it's kinda cute though. Better that they're yelling into the sky than on the streets bothering innocent people.
 
Ah but can they consume all minorities life on a planet in a hoodrat ghetto to fuel immortality the republican party like vitiate trump can
 
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This is why we get rondas chasing witches in the Andes of Peru....
 
If you can cast magic spells, why not just cast a spell that makes it so you don't get pregnant? Why not start a service where women come to you and you apply some magical contraception?

Oh right, because then you could immediately see that it didn't work and your delusions - that you don't even actually believe, because otherwise you would be doing something more tangible - would be instantly and permanently shattered.
Even if their type of magic was real, it's against their own rules to do shit like that and casting harm on others is supposed to be reflected back on themselves x3. Clearly this lack of interest in the rulebook proves why women don't play D&D unless they're paid to on camera.
 
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