DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Extreme bugeyes during the pigsplanation of Birdo the tranny, I suppose, but he's clearly an ally, not like he's freakishly weirded out about this at all, you guys!

When you see potential tips trying to escape.

 

[Iron Father]

I love it when Phil is in 'spoiled brat' mode.

Knowing that some neanderthal retardo is going to piss away thousands on a PC for a clueless dickhead tickles me pink.
He won't even get 1/3 of its cost in use value, he's too dumb to figure anything out. It's gonna just collect dust, never get turned off and never get updated probably until Phil himself is dead.

He could've just taken RTU's offer of a free PC and avoided all this insipid bullshit "content" trying to figure what parts he needs.
An older, used PC would've been perfect for Phil, but instead he's going to go the most retarded route available because it has more prestige* attached to it.

(*If it's new it's better, if it's more expensive it's even more betterer.)

 

[actually]

What is going on? We're in a recession and he's making way more money these past 2 weeks

It's the 15th of the month, so the hourly wagers got paid. OIC is also back and whaling out. I guess he still hasn't made friends in Bahrain.

if this wasnt snowkarl/paypig, then this person would be banned without question but hes a paypig so snort just pretends to scold him because he doesnt wanna lose out on easy money

No pretending--he's bitching snowkarl out, knowing full well that snowkarl is so pathetic that he'll take it and keep giving Phil money. Just like Swagginz, OIC, BSV, and all the rest.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So i did my usual check in with mr I love retro games cause I played super Mario bros 2, did you know it was doki doki panic in japan?

He thinks Luigi's floaty jump is weird and awkward.

He's played this so much though.

Also played smb 2 so much on that nes that he totally got when it came out when he was like 3 and played smb 2 soooooooo much but never touched zelda 1, 2, castlevania 1,2,3, street fighter 2010, final fantasy, dragon warrior, mega man 1..

But played smb 2 all the time and yet is confused by Luigi's floaty jump.

Ok, if you say so king of retro.

 

[Kheapathic]

So i did my usual check in with mr I love retro games cause I played super Mario bros 2, did you know it was doki doki panic in japan?

He thinks Luigi's floaty jump is weird and awkward.

He's played this so much though.

Also played smb 2 so much on that nes that he totally got when it came out when he was like 3 and played smb 2 soooooooo much but never touched zelda 1, 2, castlevania 1,2,3, street fighter 2010, final fantasy, dragon warrior, mega man 1..

But played smb 2 all the time and yet is confused by Luigi's floaty jump.

Ok, if you say so king of retro.

Can you imagine Toad, with a turban, picking up bombs?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This man is an idiot. Full stop. How in the fuck are you having to resort to save-scumming in a Mario game?

Oh wait, it's Phil. The King of Retardation Retro. That explains it.

This fucking idiot thinks if you randomly kill enemies, a heart comes out. To a layman, yes. But to those who know the game, a heart shows up every time eight enemies are defeated.

The FUCKING MANUAL even alludes to it:

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

This man is an idiot. Full stop. How in the fuck are you having to resort to save-scumming in a Mario game?

Oh wait, it's Phil. The King of Retardation Retro. That explains it.

This fucking idiot thinks if you randomly kill enemies, a heart comes out. To a layman, yes. But to those who know the game, a heart shows up every time eight enemies are defeated.

The FUCKING MANUAL even alludes to it:
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He also doesn't know that Phanto stops chasing you if you put down the key.

 

[Iron Father]

Doesn't know shit about SMB but owns multiple shirts. He's actually the gamergirl poser meme.

 

[SPhobos]

I really wanna see this idiot play a 'retro' game where you might have fucked yourself early but don't know that until hours later. Try abusing save states in Vagrant Story when your weapons are all fucked up and you're hitting common enemies for 1 damage.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS SHIT AGAIN.

 

[PieceofShet]

ABSOLUTELY FUKIN DISGUSTING, SAVESCUMMIN AGAIN! Someone should stand dsp to the wall and shoot him for what he is doing with gaming.

 

[Lazycunt]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS SHIT AGAIN.
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Plays old game because he doesn't want to look bad but plays old game like a literal retard classic Phil the fat faggot

 

[Kosher Dill]

It would be interesting if some autist with too much time on their hands clipped together a full-game "TAS" from Dave's savescumming runs. Just cut out everything except those few magical seconds each hour where he blunders through.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

ABSOLUTELY FUKIN DISGUSTING, SAVESCUMMIN AGAIN! Someone should stand dsp to the wall and shoot him for what he is doing with gaming.

Imagine save scuming a Super Mario Brothers game, if you don't include the lost levels, has some of the easiest platforming known to man, especially compared to all the other 2D side scrollers that have released before and after it.

He just doesn't want to waste time dood and do all that platforming all over again, I mean what's the point of that right? That's not fun, you know?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

How in the fuck can you not name a Beatles song? Not just a favorite, just A song, Phil?

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

How in the fuck can you not name a Beatles song? Not just a favorite, just A song, Phil?

I got one:
Revolution $9

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Phil save-scumming on a game he claimed to have grown up playing.....yep, he totally didn't lie again on playing a game in order to be a poser gamer. Nope, not Phil. He would never lie about growing up with a game just to brag to his retards about it

 

[Kheapathic]

How in the fuck can you not name a Beatles song? Not just a favorite, just A song, Phil?

Dude loves the 80's and 90's and TV... can't name With a Little Help From My Friends, despite being the intro theme to... ... ... that Fred Savage show... can't remember the name of it.

That aside; I am the Walrus or Tomorrow Never Knows.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Can someone explain why Phil randomly looks into the camera as if he's expecting some sort of laugh track?

Please don't explain this.

 

[Robust User]

OH LOOK, IT'S THIS SHIT AGAIN.
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SMB 2 isn't even hard. Amazing he needs to lie to protect his fragile ego for why he sucks at every video game.