Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

Is it just me or is he getting fatter? Just look at that stomach sitting on his lap

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SHOW THE GUNT
 
Is it just me or is he getting fatter? Just look at that stomach sitting on his lap

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Lucas uses the standard "tinder angles" to hide his expanding muffintop and increasingly pear-shaped body. His cam is always carefully framed and cuts off just before reality would be revealed to his viewers.
 
Lucas uses the standard "tinder angles" to hide his expanding muffintop and increasingly pear-shaped body. His cam is always carefully framed and cuts off just before reality would be revealed to his viewers.
During the 24 hour stream, one of the guests tried to get him to use a normal angle. He did for 5 seconds and then reverted it. He may be using the angle because he’s retarded and can’t set shit up right or because of what you said.

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World does not revolve around you, Lucas.
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If he actually is doing a manifesto, I want it to be copy pasted nonsense like the Buffalo Shooter.

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Just as I posted shaking my smh.
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Lucas uses the standard "tinder angles" to hide his expanding muffintop and increasingly pear-shaped body.
You’re being way too generous. He wishes he had a pear-shaped body, the deathfat trannies are all manboobs and gunt. You just know he’s got Hank Hill arse and giant beer belly. Though wouldn’t surprised if he thinks fat thighs = thick

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I mean... what else is he doing besides sucking at Zelda games and drugs? Surely that can't take up his entire day. If he doesn't come out with anything, it'd prolly make him look like a bigger retard than 30 pages of word vomit. I could be wrong though, the bar has been set VERY low.
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maybe I'm wrong but I feel like the words "I am working" are a clear indication this whole thing is bullshit
 
It was unsurprisingly a shitty bit that's supposed to be a jab at DesTiny. To no one's shock, since Lucas is a white male Twitch streamer living life on recruit difficulty, the joke was dropped quickly and was insanely low-energy. He stayed at 400 viewers the whole time, I think Ralph is pulling in more viewers nowadays. It's a battle of the bots.
 
It was unsurprisingly a shitty bit that's supposed to be a jab at DesTiny. To no one's shock, since Lucas is a white male Twitch streamer living life on recruit difficulty, the joke was dropped quickly and was insanely low-energy. He stayed at 400 viewers the whole time, I think Ralph is pulling in more viewers nowadays. It's a battle of the bots.
LMAO, Keffals yelling at Stardust had 1500 for reference
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Because Lucas is getting gunted in viewcount, I want to help boost it. Thanks to @Winter, @Sprate Header, @themasterlurker, @LikeAStone, @Catboys the Musical, @Reaper King, @coomer mcgee, and @garbage cake.

Meet Winn, another of Lucas’s mods.
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He’s a retard.
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Some Google fuckery.
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And that’s his name.
Andrew W Curis

Age 32 (Mar 1990)
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Your move now, Lucas.

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More evidence, as if it's needed, that no lesbian worth their muff will ever want to be anywhere near a troon. Also that to the simps and handmaidens troons will always be the more protected class.
"lesbians" aren't real. The term is mentally ill. Homosexuality is not now nor has ever been right. Natural law states your not real, that's all a reasonable person need .
 
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