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[Random Internet Person]

Wait when did Geoff threaten to fight a kid over saying he was a cuck?

The 2020 Off Topic where he cried.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The 2020 Off Topic where he cried.

Just made it through that part of the video. That's the point where Geoff needs to cut this BS out of his life, get an actual hobby to waste a year on, and maybe try a new business so he doesn't fall back into addiction. RoosterTeeth is no longer his and his friends company, neither is Achievement Hunter. Trying to defend some black chicks who grew up wealthier than you and will continue to get money just for existence is sadder than being a janitor at a third rate porn studio.

Geoff's whole issue seems to be that his support structures have either left (Bernie and Matt) or he abandoned them (Joel and Jason). I don't want to keep being a fag about psychoanalyzing relationships, but Griffon always seemed to be a chick who would have probably OD'd at a party if she didn't marry Geoff. She seemed like someone who's great when you're trying to swim against the current, but shitty when you need stability.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Unless Griffon fucked Geoff's long lost twin, you've always been able to simply look at Millie and tell she's Geoff's kid, it's actually weird how much she looks like him. Hell, she had to get some jaw/orthodontic surgery that Geoff did as well as a kid. It may be insecurity over Griffon being a whore in general, but at least as far Millie's DNA goes he obviously manages to avoid being a cuck.

Well he is a cuck considering he accepted an open marriage before he got divorced but yes, I agree that Millie is his and Griffon didn't fuck some other dude then con Geoff into marriage.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Barb Griffon fucks pigs.

 

[Cactuar King]

Barb Griffon fucks pigs.

That's next years set of OnlyFans pics.

 

[wopirish]

That's next years set of OnlyFans pics.

Six months tops,

Meg Turney is already more than halfway there herself. With terrible tats too. I'll wager a year till Turney has Anisa tier tats everywhere.

 

[Tom Honks]

off topic #342 live from RTX
starring Michael, Fiona, Alfredo, ify, and and surprisingly Geoff

-no real intro Fiona explains why Michael is there yet(taking off some old man suit)

Michael shows with drinks in hand, he was cause the new person from STF broke the card machine

-Geoff brings up a story of him jack the cuck in England for in his words ""our less popular podcast"" they went too lunch and as they pay for jacks' card ""breaks"" the machine and jack goes " I guess its free, and ill think we'll take it to go" and Geoff says "he pretty much bullied them into getting free food" Michael quips in "the power of complaining"

-Fiona mentions she got a gift and Michael kinda forces her to open on stage and Lindsay brings it up {she is wearing a mask} they have trouble opening and Michael brings out his switch fork and he tells a story about going to some bar after rtx and is asked about weapons and he mention the fork kinda boring.the gift is a glitter SpongeBob cup from Starbucks.

Alfredo brings up a story of how he accidentally opened up his neighbors package and it was dick pills and how he awkwardly tries to give it back to the neighbor without the door cam detecting him.he then opens another package and once again his neighbors (he throws it the neighbors door again)and his girlfriend Jackie says "stop opening packages without reading them" and the story concludes with the neighbor having opened Alfredos package and it was some weird frog mask

-alfredos mentions Michael has been sending him and Jackie tiny foods {i.e. small fries from McD,single slice of pizza or a small blizzard from DQ} Alfredo is mostly annoyed cause he didn't order anything but it shows up and Michael just laughs it all off

-ify asks Geoff if he is into baseball cards mostly cause Geoff has them out. Geoff begins to talk about it and Michael interrupts him by saying"you keep playing with that tube, im gonna go over there and snap it half, im not kidding,, I will throw your ass out of here shut the fuck up" and begins to talk about the sillier things about them like their flys being down in the picture or the fuck face bat and once again Michael interrupts by yelling " im seriously gonna throw you out, shut the fuck up" Fiona also starts talking over Michael" my my my adhd, my adhd , my adhd it through the roof" Michael "SHUT UP, WE TALK YOU LISTEN, QUIET" Fiona " my adhd I cannot pay attention" Geoff interjects " do you know how hard it is to annoy the most annoying person I know, but you guys did it"

-they talk about annoying things ify brings up that his kid (didn't know he had a daughter) watches asmr mukbang videos and how weird it is, Alfredo he texted ify about among us and got sent back naked ify on the toilet naked. and Alfredo like wtf ify but was like "its cool fam" also just airdrops random photos of himself shirtless

-more random conversation

-Fiona mentions being way too horny he defends this by saying " I was in a relationship but now that I've broken up, its time for my true form to come out again" more stories of ify being a dog in heat essentially and one story is him asking Fiona to meet him for drinks and when she shows he blows her off cause he's talking a woman at the bar but eventually him and talk and hang out at said bar, more stories that irrelevant

-micahel brings up that he hung out with Fiona after the convention and they watched naked and afraid for 3hrs. this goes on for a bit nothing worth of note besides Michael saying "it seems like a lot of white people doing this, some sort of challenge" he quotes Fiona from that night " its a challenge enough for me to be black I don't need this" (Fiona's victim complex again)

-jack shows up like little soy cuck he his with his mask not on his face but in his hand and gives Geoff a soy filled hug.jack then quickly leaves

-ify makes a joke about ghost shows and how its always white people and never any black people hosting the show and how that would be if they ""encountered a old white ghost from the 1850's"" typical slave joke white person ghost doesn't understand why the black host is not in the field. and just about everyone is nearly falling over laughing especially Fiona and Geoff doesn't really react to the joke.

-ify askes Fiona about her "type" but also says im not being mean they're all hot and Geoff is all too eager engage in this topic considering the other ghost was about slavery and blacks. Geoff starts " Fiona describe the perfect woman for you" and Fiona dodges the question by saying "I love women" and ify just says he "loves white women that look like they can cast spells" Geoff "what about thee possibility of you and ify being siblings" ify """oooo I would hate that" Fiona "Noooo she.......has a lovely girlfriend and I love her so mu and we hang out" ify"OOOOO if this wasn't recorded I would say some shit" Fiona is visibly angry but is trying not to show it. ify continues by stating he tried to get his sister to see if she would in fact date Fiona cause they hung out so much but his sister was okay with current girlfriend and after that Fiona fumbles over her own words and seems visibly angry but again tries to hide it. and Geoff outta left chimes in " hold up a second, they're not recording, see that red light that means its not recording" Michael "yea red means off" Geoff "what color is a stop sign RED , duh" (gave a bit of chuckle at that Geoff bit)


-more bullshit talk nothing major

-ify asks Geoff his favorite theme park and goes "I don't know if you know this im an ex cast member I was there"Geoff retorts "you should tell jack cause he would care" ify bursts out laughing and does the typical black thing of clapping your hands when you laugh real hard. Geoff then states " its no that I don't care but jack would care so much more"

-more bullshit mostly ify being super horny and trying to get with a lot of girls and wanting to get the number of some Elsa performer at his daughters birthday but she had a boyfriend and how Fiona met some girl from the industry and Fiona mention ify and she states she knows who he is cause he ate her asshole out in his Tesla.

-more horny ify talk and how he gives the best hugs and picks up Fiona and other people

-

 

[Paulmall Blartcop]

Ify was on smosh, didnt realise he was with rooster teeth now. absolute diversity hire

 

[Chilson]

@Tom Honks

more bullshit mostly ify being super horny and trying to get with a lot of girls and wanting to get the number of some Elsa performer at his daughters birthday but she had a boyfriend

This is super fucking creepy. Guess we have a Ryan 2.0 in the works again, good job RT.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Tom Honks

This is super fucking creepy. Guess we have a Ryan 2.0 in the works again, good job RT.

Probably more Adam 2.0 than Ryan.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Ify was on smosh, didnt realise he was with rooster teeth now. absolute diversity hire

Guess I got some reading to do. https://smosh.fandom.com/wiki/Ify_Nwadiwe

 

[Fools Idol]

How anyone can stand that snivelling coward Geoff is beyond me. I don't know what's worse, that Geoff cries like spineless bitch at the drop of a hat or that fakes his tears in an attempt to garner sympathy from the very same people shitting down his throat.

Either way, Geoff is a complete door mat and not worthy of anyone's respect. A cuck to the core.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Watches the Joon video, not sure what it says about me but I fucking laughed my ass off when he reminded me about Ryan and the fallout from his diddling.

 

[Calzaghe]

So I’m a new fag, but can someone explain who this Fiona and mica are? Also why do all the rt girls do onlyfans now,

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

So I’m a new fag, but can someone explain who this Fiona and mica are? Also why do all the rt girls do onlyfans now,

Mica was a diversity hire made exclusively so that RT could get closer to TV execs because her father is Levarr Burton. This did nothing for them because it's Levarr Burton, not someone with huge leverage or current fame.

Fiona is an unfunny diversity hire meant to replace Mica. She has no talent and left RT to make shitty indie movies using RT fans as the financera. She is known as Mica #2 here, and she's responsible for RT hiring Ky (Mica #3) because she recommended her as her replacement.

Arryn got into Only fans because she's a vapid whore, Megan got into Only fans because it's basically what she's always been doing but not she can squeeze more money, Barbara got into Only fans to prove that you can sell the most boring pictures of granny panties and simps will pay big money, and Griffin got into Only fans because she's colossal whore that fucks her plumber.

This post is not satire, be horrified

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

@Tom Honks "alfredos mentions Michael has been sending him and Jackie tiny foods {i.e. small fries from McD,single slice of pizza or a small blizzard from DQ} Alfredo is mostly annoyed cause he didn't order anything but it shows up and Michael just laughs it all off"

Wait, does Michael really have a feeder fetish?

 

[Burt Ryan]

@Tom Honks "alfredos mentions Michael has been sending him and Jackie tiny foods {i.e. small fries from McD,single slice of pizza or a small blizzard from DQ} Alfredo is mostly annoyed cause he didn't order anything but it shows up and Michael just laughs it all off"

Wait, does Michael really have a feeder fetish?

Have you seen his wife?

 

[NomineNemo]

@Tom Honks "alfredos mentions Michael has been sending him and Jackie tiny foods {i.e. small fries from McD,single slice of pizza or a small blizzard from DQ} Alfredo is mostly annoyed cause he didn't order anything but it shows up and Michael just laughs it all off"

Wait, does Michael really have a feeder fetish?

Spoiler: Lindsay Tugg

Spoiler: Lindsay Jones

Hmm...perhaps?

 

[Druveer]

This post is not satire, be horrified

I love this statement because it could be used in just about any point in the last 3 years of this thread and be perfectly at home.

 

[Tom Honks]

@Tom Honks

This is super fucking creepy. Guess we have a Ryan 2.0 in the works again, good job RT.

It really is but they play it off as that’s just who he is and that’s part of his personality and charm