Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[NahtzeeSmurf]

Would there be any kind melanated ranch-hand in Jim's neighborhood, though?

I'm pretty sure if Minnesota cops got Ralph for DUI it's go directly to jail and don't pass GO.

 

[DankSmoker]

I'm pretty sure if Minnesota cops got Ralph for DUI it's go directly to jail and don't pass GO.

I understand that but I think you might be overestimating the competency of police assuming they are pulling him over before he crashes into a ditch.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure if Minnesota cops got Ralph for DUI it's go directly to jail and don't pass GO.

My prediction is they pull him over for suspicion of DUI but then actually arrest him for felony obesity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My prediction is they pull him over for suspicion of DUI but then actually arrest him for felony obesity.

They’ll smell the hooker poop on his breath and bust him for being a turd burglar.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Pretty sure Ralph's obligated to give Vickers his address if he's still pretending to battle for custody, so it'll get leaked regardless.

I don’t think so. Would be very weird for the court to force you to give your address to someone you’re in a legal dispute with. Maybe that could be a stipulation if Ralph ever got visitation, but that won’t happen anyway. Correspondence can and should run through his attorney.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think so. Would be very weird for the court to force you to give your address to someone you’re in a legal dispute with. Maybe that could be a stipulation if Ralph ever got visitation, but that won’t happen anyway. Correspondence can and should run through his attorney.

You can just use a mailbox service, it’s not complicated. He’ll still be found, but not because of Vickers.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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When he inevitably doxxes himself because he's a fucking retarded, I'm going to reply to his tweet bitching about it with this. Mark my words.

 

[deeman]

What if... Jim, having to get some more cash because of medical bills, has started to rent out his outhouse in the back garden, and theeeere's Ethel Ralph, a buddy-cop movie! But filled with seethe! I would watch that show if broadcasted.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What if... Jim, having to get some more cash because of medical bills, has started to rent out his outhouse in the back garden, and theeeere's Ethel Ralph, a buddy-cop movie! But filled with seethe! I would watch that show if broadcasted.

Ralph isn’t going to eat shit from an outhouse, he pays hookers to get it straight from the tap.

 

[deeman]

Ralph isn’t going to eat shit from an outhouse, he pays hookers to get it straight from the tap.

Hahaha sorry, my mistake, bro, English aint my first language wich is pretty obvious, with "outhouse" i mean like a poolhouse of sorts.

 

[The Line]

My prediction is they pull him over for suspicion of DUI but then actually arrest him for felony obesity.

indecent gunt exposure

 

[Got Milk!]

What if... Jim, having to get some more cash because of medical bills, has started to rent out his outhouse in the back garden, and theeeere's Ethel Ralph, a buddy-cop movie! But filled with seethe! I would watch that show if broadcasted.

Meigh will move into the house with Jim and wear her hat freely.

 

[deeman]

Meigh will move into the house with Jim and wear her hat freely.

The cliffhanger of season one would be that Jim has ralised Ethel is out for his girl, and in a desperate attempt to not being thrown out of the outhouse, he fakes some documents proving Jim is his real dad. So he can't just throw his son out, by law.

 

[SpamEater]

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Another Win for the RalphMale, Just hope that nobody do a crowdfound or eventually hire a particular detective to find wheres is the new pig pen

He moved to such a shithole that there’s no real addresses established there yet.
For address line1, Ralph’s ID now says: Trailer park #4, lot 16, trailer B, door B2

 

[Friedrich4231]

Ralph isn’t going to eat shit from an outhouse, he pays hookers to get it straight from the tap.

he is a poo connoisseur

 

[grumble_bum]

Ralph isn’t going to eat shit from an outhouse, he pays hookers to get it straight from the tap.

I feel like a cop is going to ask for his ID when hes at the next rally, then when he's asked if that is his current address he'll drop it by accident as he fumbles for the mute button on his phone.

 

[DewsLit]

Ralph isn’t going to eat shit from an outhouse, he pays hookers to get it straight from the tap.

Here's Ralphamale, doing what he loves.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[DankSmoker]

he is a poo connoisseur

He requests they dine on unseasoned steak before the meetup.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Gunty was streamsniping Jim's interview and got the last few of his remaining guntguards to shit up the chat and hopefully derail the conversation.
Problem is, the interview was pre-recorded and it was a premiere, not a livestream.

Ralphamale just can't ever have a W.

 

[Bobby Moriah]

>write and apology and leave
god this is so fucking gay