Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Bonus Special Boy:
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What sort of boundless glory suddenly catches his bloated, dehydrated eye?


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Oh.

PS: Pat is so fat, he could never even win a sausage race.
 
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Since the topic of Patricks athletic career has come up again I'd like to bring something up.

Patrick claims he can bench 250lbs but has never, not once, posted a picture or video of him actually lifting weights. He posts pictures of his breakfast, him getting a haircut, getting a new fridge. He posts pictures of him doing every single mundane activity he does because he lives for social media and his twitter account is his entire life.

He has posted pictures of himself PHYSICALLY IN HIS GYM but not actually lifting weights. He has a home gym in his attic that he has never posted a picture of him using.

I'd also like to point out that recording yourself lifting weights is a very common thing to do as a way to check your form and make sure youre are doing the lift correctly. It is insane that he even pretends that weightlifting is something he does. Also bench pressing is the first, and sometimes only, weighlifting exercise that a non-weightlifter can think of. He didn't mention his deadlift, whether or not he does sumo or conventional. He didnt mention if his squat was high bar or low bar. The only thing he mentioned was what someone who knows nothing about the gym knows.
 
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RCR said:
Since the topic of Patricks athletic career has come up again I'd like to bring something up.

Patrick claims he can bench 250lbs but has never, not once, posted a picture or video of him actually lifting weights. He posts pictures of his breakfast, him getting a haircut, getting a new fridge. He posts pictures of him doing every single mundane activity he does because he lives for social media and his twitter account is his entire life.

He has posted pictures of himself PHYSICALLY IN HIS GYM but not actually lifting weights. He has a home gym in his attic that he has never posted a picture of him using.

I'd also like to point out that recording yourself lifting weights is a very common thing to do as a way to check your form and make sure youre are doing the lift correctly. It is insane that he even pretends that weightlifting is something he does. Also bench pressing is the first, and sometimes only, weighlifting exercise that a non-weightlifter can think of. He didn't mention his deadlift, whether or not he does sumo or conventional. He didnt mention if his squat was high bar or low bar. The only thing he mentioned was what someone who knows nothing about the gym knows.
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When he took pictures of the half-marathon, stalkers came along and proved he actually cheated at it. The last thing he wants is stalkers mocking his form/the girly weights he lifts/how his copious rolls of fat jiggle in the gym.

Besides, lifting weights cuts into pepperoni time and prevents him from correcting stalkers.
 
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Did anyone else notice this?

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It appears as though Pat may be a little tubby. Hell, I’d say downright obese!
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Ok this confirms what I already knew. Pat is 100% autistic and 100% a huge bitch.

Mr Moonface said:
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'threw elbows and mom stares'

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Also apparently every Tomlinson/Raven baby is allergic to breast milk. Piggy was raised on formula, his mother on goat milk, and one of his great aunts on horse milk?

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I’m sorry? A ‘MASH’ pit? Is that Fat retard speak for MOSH pit?
 
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The half marathon autism on the other site would make the Rick Fatstley Greatest Hits album.

An actual marathon-running rascal proved he cheated because he missed a couple of the time checkpoints that were on record. Course maps and everything, a beautiful case of digging into something that's easy to lie about unless someone knows you well enough to know that you lie about everything, and they also hate you enough to do the work to prove you're an insane weirdo lying about a half marathon no one cares about.
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Did the rascals ever submit a tip to
 
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RCR said:
Since the topic of Patricks athletic career has come up again I'd like to bring something up.

Patrick claims he can bench 250lbs but has never, not once, posted a picture or video of him actually lifting weights. He posts pictures of his breakfast, him getting a haircut, getting a new fridge. He posts pictures of him doing every single mundane activity he does because he lives for social media and his twitter account is his entire life.

He has posted pictures of himself PHYSICALLY IN HIS GYM but not actually lifting weights. He has a home gym in his attic that he has never posted a picture of him using.

I'd also like to point out that recording yourself lifting weights is a very common thing to do as a way to check your form and make sure youre are doing the lift correctly. It is insane that he even pretends that weightlifting is something he does. Also bench pressing is the first, and sometimes only, weighlifting exercise that a non-weightlifter can think of. He didn't mention his deadlift, whether or not he does sumo or conventional. He didnt mention if his squat was high bar or low bar. The only thing he mentioned was what someone who knows nothing about the gym knows.
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One look at his womanly wrists is enough to tell you this nigga isn’t benching 250.
 
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RCR said:
Since the topic of Patricks athletic career has come up again I'd like to bring something up.

Patrick claims he can bench 250lbs but has never, not once, posted a picture or video of him actually lifting weights. He posts pictures of his breakfast, him getting a haircut, getting a new fridge. He posts pictures of him doing every single mundane activity he does because he lives for social media and his twitter account is his entire life.

He has posted pictures of himself PHYSICALLY IN HIS GYM but not actually lifting weights. He has a home gym in his attic that he has never posted a picture of him using.

I'd also like to point out that recording yourself lifting weights is a very common thing to do as a way to check your form and make sure youre are doing the lift correctly. It is insane that he even pretends that weightlifting is something he does. Also bench pressing is the first, and sometimes only, weighlifting exercise that a non-weightlifter can think of. He didn't mention his deadlift, whether or not he does sumo or conventional. He didnt mention if his squat was high bar or low bar. The only thing he mentioned was what someone who knows nothing about the gym knows.
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This dude benches as well as he diets or debates
 
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The only thing he mentioned was what someone who knows nothing about the gym knows.
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He also used the tell tale DYELer number of 250. Almost every time someone lies about how much they bench it's 250 or 25 lbs over/under. I guess it is a number that signals you're not a filthy casual but not so absurd that even people who don't lift will call bullshit, i'm not totally sure of the logic.
 
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RCR said:
I'd also like to point out that recording yourself lifting weights is a very common thing to do as a way to check your form and make sure youre are doing the lift correctly.
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Even Fatty knows posting such a thing would do nothing but invite ridicule. OTOH he posted those "marathon" pictures where he looks totally special needs, so who knows?

I guess I agree with you he doesn't even lift.
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He also used the tell tale DYELer number of 250. Almost every time someone lies about how much they bench it's 250 or 25 lbs over/under. I guess it is a number that signals you're not a filthy casual but not so absurd that even people who don't lift will call bullshit, i'm not totally sure of the logic.
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I can totally bench 225. Well, okay, would you believe 200? 175? Some shit that a 12 year old would laugh at me for? Yeah, that.
 
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AnOminous said:
Even Fatty knows posting such a thing would do nothing but invite ridicule. OTOH he posted those "marathon" pictures where he looks totally special needs, so who knows?

I guess I agree with you he doesn't even lift.

I can totally bench 225. Well, okay, would you believe 200? 175? Some shit that a 12 year old would laugh at me for? Yeah, that.
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The number is amount is bad enough but its also a very odd number.

If a person says can bench 225 lbs, that means they can bench 100kgs, or 20 kg plates on each side plus the bar...a very realistic number.

But for his obviously fake pr, he would have to be using fractional plates and also coincidentally end up with a nice round number.

I know Patrick likes to say he never lies and then uses technicalities to get around this, but this is such an obvious lies I'm surprised one of the pests never took him to task on it
 
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I know Patrick likes to say he never lies and then uses technicalities to get around this, but this is such an obvious lies I'm surprised one of the pests never took him to task on it
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This was one of the things we caught him lying about early on. In his Reddit AMA where he asks himself questions (because nobody gave a shit about him until his viral abortion tweet), P*t asks P*t how much he bench presses and he replies to P*t with "250lbs, 110ish kilos."
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He just doesn't have the body composition of someone who could lift something nearly his entire body weight. He had a weak, feminine body in 2013 and he has a hybrid sloth/porcine body from atalker-related stress easting now. This was readily apparent because of his insistence of posting selfies of his pelican gullet and body without a shirt on.

 
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